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do you know thepain of living alone? don't you pity me,a widow of 30 years? i've been praying, butno man has come along. how come you keep quiet? are you ignoring me? say something! god! looks so bizarre.
what's this stick for? what the... what's going on? who are you? as soon as she said that, it turned intomen and did her? - what is this...- chief! my stomach... that prick...
what's this for? let's enjoy our lives. i told you not to say it... it looks so hard and sturdy. the totem pole's woodennose couldn't be destroyed. so we put it inside the 100-yearold wine and buried it... ...underneath the totem pole. a tale of legendary libido how long has it been?
i can't believe this. the rumor is true after all. the incident is said to have increased yin in the area. the unbalance ofyin and yang... femininity is too strong here. # gods of heaven and earth # please, hear our song # grant my husband # a sweet dream tonight
scrub it well! who are they? they're thugs from theneighboring village. no man from our villagedares to challenge them. pitiful sissies! we're out of drinks here! that pig has no manners. got any money? we'll pay when we leave.get us more drinks!
forget it! ignorant bastard... what the fuck! what's he drinking then? you got a problem?something to say? what did you put on? is that perfume i smell? byun, please ignore them. i don't want any trouble here. what the hell!
you son of a... it looks good. you! oh my gosh! - who's that guy?- stop drooling! look at his nose. a big nose means abig cock. right, girls? hey! hey! hey! he's not the manyou think he is.
what? he's the weakest of the weak. don't judge abook by its cover. what do you mean? do i really have totell this story again? it was a nightof the crescent. he was selling rice cakes. rice cakes! rice cakes! rice cakes...
here! it's a buck for two. but i'll give youone more for free. is this your first time? sure this is your first time. - your voice sounds...- what about it? do i sound old? the old gets horny, too. maybe i'm doomed for life.
of all the men in thisworld you came along. some luck! why? what's wrong with me? you don't know? a straw is thickerthan your thing. a straw? you're like an eunuch! an eunuch? is that true? you girls haven't beenhere long enough to know.
only if his lower halfworked as well as his mouth. he's just shell of a man. hey, don't lookat me like that. i'm still yourfirst girl! remember? brother! god, he's so manly. unlike his brother! look at his thing.no woman can say no. so big...
you're byun, aren't you? no, i'm not. i can tell bythe pissing sound. i'm not byun! no, no... kang-mok! he's drunk.please forgive him. so sorry. byun, let's go.
stop acting likeyou're all that. i want to get drunk. i'm gonna get wasted! a real man witha wussy brother... how could they be brothers? kang-mok cares somuch for his brother... ...because he's halfa man that he should be. i bet he puts himbefore his life. feeling better?
put me down. i'll walk. stop wiggling, byun. just put me down. i got some driedsquids for you. who says i likeit? put me down! sit. sit down! here. it's a ground turtleand a bear gall.
it cost me an arm and a leg. they say nothing's betterfor fixing your problem. i don't need it. hey! byun! byun! rice cakes! sell this to a kid? byun, you're on fire! water... water!
lie down! quick! - brother!- on your back! move! byun! all burned. darling is way better, though. who's that? don't you know? she moved into ahut a few days ago
ah, her? i hearshe's a bit loose. oh, that one! huddle up. rumor has it thatwhen she was young... ...she was captured by thejapanese as a sex slave. then she managed to escape. - you know what?- what? her eyes are so sexy. so are her scarlet lips.
i bet she's real horny. like you have done her! not yet. but i'm planning to. you guys want to come along? where? she bathes here every night? we made a trip for nothing. tonight isn't theonly night. i'm sorry. isn't that byun?
what are you doing here? you wanted apiece of her, too? - no, i'm here to bathe.- yeah, sure! aren't those breasts? my shoe! help! what's that? this is what they're up to! so she's that darling whore!
stop! cool? you come here. how manyguys did you attract? - you're dead!- you're dead meat! come here! you bitch! - come on, bitch!- come here! ladies! what's this nonsense? kang-mok...
come here, assholes! if i see youagain, you're dead! you shouldn't have interfered! stop right there! are you okay? don't you understand? you want me tosay one more time? we have 5 days toget ready for wedding. getting married? gota girl stashed away?
come on out. she will be our family. take good care of her. she's been through a lot. get her something to drink. byun? byun? hey! please, help! anyone there? thanks.
when will an old flower bloom? you're strong butweak down there. # it looks fine outside, # but inside is a lonely soul nice. do you drink? not anymore. alcohol's good for animpotent. it's too bad. an impotent? what'reyou talking about?
your brother has a birthmarkby his belly button? and you have oneon your thigh? it's the dried squid. triviality wasroot of the problem. i can tell. do you know why the totempole is missing a nose? you saved my life.i should repay you. listen carefully. go to the village shrine.
face the totem pole. 2 steps back, 2 to the left, 2 steps forward,and 2 to the right. you'll be where you started. dig the ground andyou'll find a bottle. drink the potion inside. then you'll bloomlike no other. it'll fix your impotency. after you wake up, no intercourseis allowed for 15 days.
it should be exactly 15 daysfrom the moment you wake up. if you're to have intercourse, you'll lose everything. i can be a real man? you got it! butremember one thing. drink only one sip. one sip? don't go overboard. your fortune can turninto the village's misery.
don't drink more thana sip. don't get greedy. if you do, the villagewill suffer a great deal. understood? he's gone. hey! hey! did you get the whole thing? i have a badfeeling about this. this is not good.not good at all... stop there, you bastard!
you've been hidinghere to evade the draft? stop it. i know this guy. you know him? byun, where have you been? i thought youleft the village. don't you knowwar has broken out? every man has been drafted. so has your brother. he finished hisduty last year.
he went to waron behalf of you. he asked the army tobe drafted instead. because they take oneman from each household. go on. you're lucky to havehim for your brother. wait up! what a brother you have! would you like some... an old flower will bloom.you will be in full bloom.
what's this smell? a fire? it's a wildfire! i gotta pee. i want to pee. i'm not byun. he put out the fire? i can't believe it.he's impotent, right? are you sure? it can't be him. yeah, i heard histhing was 3 inches long.
but you haven't seen it. i heard it was 5. 5 inches? it's only halfthe size of this. he couldn't have putout the fire with it. there goes the madam. hey there! what is it now? come here.
you saw it, didn't you?is it 4 or 5 inches? - byun's thing?- yes didn't you say it was 5? yes, it's 5. that's only the head. no way! why's he doing that at night? just wait. he'llshower afterwards. they're on the ground.
both of his feet! feet? feet? how's that possible? if it's not his feet, then... two. i need drinks! this, this! come on, hurry! - rice cakes! rice cakes!- he's coming!
he's here! - byun is coming?- hurry! hello, byun. stop it he's gone! it's over. byun? one rice cake, please. okay. where should i put it? right here.
a little to the right. to the left. - here?- closer. here? yes? what the hell! hey! hey! byun! i got him! get him!
taste good if you share. stay still! # i'm too lonely ican't live without men he's still living in the past? it shouldn't be wasted. # life of a widowonly wounds from cilice # no feast for us, poor widows why doesn't let thesnake out of his pants? # hungry for it,longing for it
# so lonely without men # i can't live alone ican't live without men knock it off. howcan you girls sing? i don't get it.why'd he turn us down? it must be lack of confidence. sit up! why'd you bring ababy? it's distracting. we were seducing himin the broad daylight. we need to gethim in the mood.
an erotic mood! see? erotic but not gaudy. i'll pave the wayfor you all tonight. you ladies owe me a favor. you broke into my place? wasting my candles... i got rare wine. i want you to taste it. why'd you stopcoming to my bar?
low on dough? i quit drinking life is no fun withoutliquor for a real man. i know you like to drink. got a girl? that's right. drink up. it'll make you stronger. playing dumb with me? i've seen it.
seen what? - the field is so hot but...- but what? there's no manto cool it down. you know what? can you water it for me? let me tell you.you can't handle me. you know how to bluff, huh? i've ridden more men thanthe hair on your head. you don't get it.
if i'm a hawk, you'rea meager sparrow. don't worry about me. i can go on for days. what are you doing? i'm sure you know. - move.- where are you going? come on, move! i must be nuts. my ass...
mom, what does this mean? why aren't you in bed? study tomorrow. goto bed now, okay? - what the...- don't you ever sleep? what's up with them? stop pushing! you weren't bluffing after all that's right. are you sick?
your nose is bleeding! god, this is embarrassing. i'll need a good 10days to recover... 10 days? it was that good? wasn't it because youhadn't had any for a while? you're so negative. what happened was... where am i?
listen, byun. i'm happy now. three times are enough. or was it more? don't give me that look! byun... enough is enough please spare me. i've had enough for tonight. wait... listen!
fine, let's get it over with. come. i thought it was over,but he kept on going. he was breakingme into pieces. god, my back... go on, go line up. my nose won't stop bleeding. no cutting in! what a rude!
ne up, girls! what's this! what are you doing?! oh god, help! the rumor was wrong. it's only half of the truth. what is it this time? what's wrong with you? what the hell did you see?
- a body, the wildfire...- what? - a waterfall- a waterfall? this big! that big? pants, weapon... i saw this body,and there was a fire. i saw a blazing firefrom inside the carriage. i was so scared. and this waterfall...
it was huge! that huge! that's how it happened it's really this long? yes. i must summon him right away! byun, give me a rice cake. i'm not selling any today. you know what i mean.
i'm your big fan now. sorry? it's the biggestpenis i've ever seen. consider your tab paid. look, byun. i love you. pardon? i said i love you. that's not love!
then what is?can you teach me? byun, where are you going? - see you tonight!- come, byun! what do we do now without him? i'm the ministerof foreign affairs. westerners in the countryare giving us a headache. i have a big plan. we're going to havea bout of the century. if you win, i'll sendyour brother home.
so do your best. korean representative,step forward! western representative,step forward! the challenge is howmany weights you can hold. please remove your underwear! begin! one! two! three!
total amount, 3! four! five! six! seven! eight! nine... ten! eleven!
play the music! don't worry. you'llhear from him soon. we're too late. where's byun?he's back, right? what's wrong?someone died, or what? yes, someone did. kang-mok is dead. are you serious? they couldn't findhis body. how tragic!
that's why helocked himself in. he hasn't eaten for days now. let's get out of here.we're making things worse. anyway... why is itso dry these days? she's got resentment. fever comes from it. she doesn't needsocks in the winter she needs water tocool her body down. she likes bathing in the pond.
but she can't do thatanymore because of drought her fever gets worse at night. so she sleepwalks aroundto find water at night. she will end up eitherkilling herself... ...or die from fever.... ordance around like a lunatic... and finally die from fever. it's really bad. is there a cure? no.
there's one but itdoesn't require money. it takes a body. one with strong yang. a body? the art of medicineis the way of humanity it's not easy for me to say, but you must sleepwith her to cure her. i'm just sayingit as a doctor. i can't force you tohave sex with her, get it?
but you must sleepwith her to cure her. if not, she won't bearound much longer. it's okay. it's possible to use medicine,but it may take 10, 20 years. bodily sickness shouldtreated with another body. your brother's dead, right? husband, have some. you're really my husband now. looks good.
it looks better on you. yeah? ok, let's wrap it up. the leaves are witheredbecause of drought can't even wash becausethere is no water. how's byun doing? he's like a dead manwithout his brother. worried abouthim? or too horny? i'm not inconsiderate.
don't you feel sorry for him? no way. he's having fun withhis sister-in-law that's enough. honestly, i miss him terribly. if i hadn't slept with him,it wouldn't be this bad. are you pregnant? you're in big trouble! no, i am not!
good heavens! what's wrong? not satisfied? let's do it again then. stop it. don't overdo it for your sake. what are you talking about?i can do it all night. i missed you so muchin the battlefield! honey?
how odd! if the drought continues,the village will be destroyed. grudge of a spinsterhas caused the drought. it's an ominoussound of a female. the sound of loneliness...what should we do? is that from lady bear? yin wants yang. we must send hera man full of yang. you mean a man and a bear...
that bear is godof this village. it's a holy sacrifice to god! but that's unthinkablein confucianism. nonsense! you want the villagedry up to destruction? but who's gonna volunteer? fornicate with a bear? there's a way. do you remember thatwooden nose's drink?
it's not here, sir. i found it! but it's open. let me see. give it here. how could it be? who dared to drink yang? you've been at itsince the day before. who is it? who'dyou fool around with? while we were gone, byunwas the only man here.
she wouldn't have cheated on youif you had satisfied her in bed! - am i right?- of course. no, it's not what you think. it's a nightmare! i told him to drink one sip. a disaster has befallenon this village! take byun in! hecaused this drought! he drank yang! we'lloffer him to bear! byun! you're in trouble!
darling! what's worse isthat your brother... your brother's back! byun! i'm back, byun! where did he go? i gota dried squid for him. byun? it's good news. what is? she's pregnant. shehas a bun in the oven.
our baby in my belly... it's also bad news. drought will causefever and kill her. if it doesn't rain soon... fever will killher and the baby. it will get them both. hey, where are yougoing? running away? i can't believethey're sacrificing you. leave the village beforethey offer you to a bear.
run now! what are you doing? run! it's byun! i had no one else to turn to. water... not even a singledrop of water to drink mom... mom... i'm not your mom. what a life, poor thing...
get something to drink. we don't have any tospare for this lunatic. don't be ridiculous!shame on you! all you care about is sex. do you know whatloneliness is? too much lonelinessmakes a person crazy. get something for her! coming! aren't you glad i'mback in one piece?
sure, we are. we're so glad. - what's wrong with her?- that's... where did byun go whenhis wife is so sick? darling, how was the wedding? her and byun? you mean, they didn'tget married yet? before i got drafted,i told her to marry him. i called him my husband,but he didn't believe me. he's your husband, andhe didn't believe you?
then byun anddarling are a couple? you have to have a ceremonyto make it official. but i have a baby. really? where is he anyway? don't let anybodygo past that line. especially promiscuous women! he's not fighting it. i didn't tell himabout the bear.
it's over. byun is surely dead. chief! get ready toleave the village. think of darling and the baby. you have to takecare of them now. darling, she is... is she crazy? what are you doing?get her out of here!
shame on you! stop it! a person is dying.what's up with the line? man, woman... what's the use? i have a baby. poor thing... what are you doing?don't give up now! we can't go down like this! let's pray togod once for all. is she going nuts?
playing with hat drum? is that all you got? if you're gonnado it, do it right! she's at it again. # gods of heaven andearth please, hear our song # bless this dryland with rain and dew # grant my husbanda sweet dream tonight people saved themselves. my husband is alive.
he's alive. where did they all go? geumdong! geumdong! - eundong!- ginam! youngjin! daddy! what girl wouldn'tknow about byun? i hear his thing is so thick. as thick as a man's body!
- it's quite embarrassing, but...- what is it? i heard he hadsex with a bear!
