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( score playing ) all things are intrinsicallyconnected, no matter how differentthey may appear. hi. you know me-- robert axle. as a fabricator, i bringexisting, often very different itemstogether, maximizing their atomicand molecular potential, making ordinary inventions infinitely more prolific.
( crowd cheering ) thank you very much.we've got a big show today. i've got lots of new itemsto tell you about. in fact, you all rememberthe robert axle light-o-saurus. part humidifier, part nightlight, the light-o-saurus connectsa child's need to feel safe atnight with a parent's needto keep them healthy. then of course there wasthe robert axle pepper-cam, enabling us to pepper-sprayour assailants
and photograph themat the same time. ( cheering and applause ) and now introducing my most inspired fabrication todate-- the robert axle ab clicker. you can channel-surf,watch your favorite programs, adjust the volume-- all at the same timethat you are getting that six-pack of abs.
you call the number right belowon the screen here-- 1-800-axles-army. you'll get 10% off on the robertaxlerevolutionary ab clicker! thank you. thank you for coming.thank you. thank you. thank you. ( crows cawing ) ♪ call me ♪ ♪ irresponsible ♪ ♪ call me unreliable ♪
♪ throw in ♪ ♪ undependable too ♪ - ♪ do my foolish alibis... ♪- ( horn honks ) ♪ bore you? ♪ - ♪ well, i'm not too clever...♪- ( baby crying ) ♪ i just adore you. ♪ cashier: 17, 18, 19, 20. - ( bone cracks )- ( screams ) ( cashier muttering )there's your change.
♪ call me irresponsible ♪ ♪ yes, i'm unreliable ♪ ♪ but it's undeniably true. ♪ hey, robert axle!i see you! ( grunts ) stupid ab clicker piece of crap!robert axle! "depraved indifferenceto human life." ( chuckles ) what the helldoes that even mean? it means that peopleare too lazy to do sit-ups
so they stick their fingersin places they shouldn't have stucktheir fingers. all right. the good news there, bob-- i got you a job.family mart-- the fourth-largest discountconsumer retailer in the nation. the assistant general manageris troy coangelo. you're to see him tomorrowat 9:00 am sharp. you do realizethat i built my own
$1.6 billion companyfrom scratch? you're still a felon, hmm? a felon who's had nothingbut eight years to brainstorm. and all i need is one good ideathat puts me right back on top. 62% of ex-cons wind up back inprisonwithin five years. i just got out earlyfor good behavior. could you let me enjoy that fortwominutes before you start yourbuzzkill? claire elizabeth axle--that your daughter? yes.
and she knows you're gonna bestaying with her? yes. and it's claire elizabethnow. smart-- dropped the name. driver:there you go, sir. thanks. young claire: daddy! daddy. daddy, it's perfect.
- it's perfect. it's perfect.- i'm so glad you like it. - how did you know?- how did i know? i'm your father. i'm supposed toknowwhat to get you for yourbirthday. i have an idea.will you ride with me? honey, i can't right now.i'm in the middle of doing somework. come on, just one ride.you have time for one ride, dad. honey, you know i'm not muchof a bike guy, all right? so you ride your bike and i'llcomeand find you a little bit later. go on, go on, go on.
happy birthday, baby. - ( synthesizer playing )- ( clears throat ) ( sings out of tune )♪ maybe if there's somethingwrong ♪ ♪ well, i don't likehow you wait until i'm gone ♪ ♪ to find a way... ♪ ( rings doorbell ) ( synthesizer stops ) i'm recording. jesus christ,
you look like hell. when did you start smoking? around the same time you becamea total self-absorbed prick. you feel good frolicking aroundwith $362 million of my money? it's not your money.it's half your money. the rest went to the poorinnocent victims whose fingers youchipped off. you wouldn't have this houseor this life if it weren't forme. if you think jerry and iare gonna give you jackshit after all you didand did not do for me andclaire--
whoa whoa, who's jerry? jerry king--lorraine's new husband and a huge fan of yours. ( giggles ) axle's army? i'm a soldier. - hey, baby.- hey, baby. jerry's a forest ranger. he protects the land from thepeopleand the people from the land.
well, that is such acoincidence, 'cause i made about $40 millionon the robert axle swing 'n'whack. part weed-whacker,part sand wedge. - now you can...- trim your lawn and shots off your short gamewith the same device. yes, sir. so, ranger jerr, since you're the newman of the house, you think you could let mecrash here for a couple ofnights?
- uh...- blow me. sorry. yeah, it's all right.just let me take my car and go. - can i have the keys, lorraine?- ( laughs ) don't tell me she gave you mycar.did she give you my car? it was a birthday present. i could give you a ride. whee. i love this sweet bitch.
oh baby. come on, bring it to daddy.yeah. hey, look, your boy got youa little mini storage, allright? it's on fifth and plymouth-- some old prototypes, axle memorabilia,personal effects and such. wait a minute.let me get this straight. you're living in my house.you're humping my ex.
you're driving my car. and yourisk everything for mymemorabilia? do you know why most peoplehate buzzards, axle? no, i don't. because they feedon carcasses-- a fact that brings blamefor a killing that they weren't evenresponsible for. the buzzardis unjustly persecuted. right. ( grinding transmission )
( doorbell rings ) aww. you guys, there's a homeless manat the door. all i have is two ones and a 20.should i just give him the 20? - we're not letting a nutjob in.- we're not letting him in. - i'm gonna slide it under thedoor.- guys, don't. calm down. just 'cause he'shomelessdoesn't mean he's dangerous. guys, i can handle it.just give me a minute, okay? let him in.
it's my father. just give me a minute. wow, look at you. wow. look at you. i-- i read about your girls'home. center for women's employment. anyway, i just thoughti'd come by and tell you-- where are you staying?
a shelter. a shelter, a halfway home? it's a shelter-home-- a hybridthing. well, it must be that oneon fulton and sixth. i heard it's supposed to benice.they got new cots last year. this is stupid. i shouldn't have come here atall.i don't know why i did. obviously you've got your ownlife,your own career. wait.
wait here. does he need a place to stay?'cause he could stay here. he's not gonna stay here.he does not deserve to be aroundyou. you gotta shut him down,wall him off. donna: i mean, he loves you.he came to see you. phoebe: how does that mean heloves her?he's a user. take this.it's the rainy season. you'll need it. - ( door closes )- thanks.
( insects chirping ) ( people coughing ) ( keys jingle ) i'll give you one month.let's go. - i can pay rent. it's not aproblem.- i don't want rent money. robert: okay, well, at least letmepay for some groceries. i don't want your grocery money.you'll get a job-- a real job, 'cause at the end of 30 daysyou're on your own. hi. i'm donna.
it's so nice to meet you. claire and i have been roommatessince freshman year and i feel like i knownothing about you. well, i wish i could siton my couch, but i can't, 'cause captain caveman's on it. - who's that?- that's just phoebe. you know, i'm studying for mylsats.dad wants me to be a lawyer. he says it doesn't matter whatkind.what do you think? i don't know.where's phoebe from?
she's from craigslist, back whenwe were looking for a roommate. now not so much. ( quietly )she's a lesbian. - really?- yeah. i wouldn't have guessed that. oh, claire, these eggsare so good-- not too hard, not too soft.they're right where you want tobe. you really think that you cancome in here and you can compliment her eggs,and that makes up for the fact
that you've been miafor the better part of her life? phoebe, can we not get intothe whole mia thing right now?okay? do you need a bike? 'cause ifyou do,you could totally borrow mine. donna, it's okay.he doesn't need your bike. so, phoebe, what do you dofor a living? - she's a gym teacher.- oh, that's interesting. you know, you don't meetthat many lesbians who teachgym. i'd rather be a lesbian gymteacherthan the world's preeminent infomercialdouchebag.
hey, enough. enough. you know, i love inventions. the ped egg, the thighmaster,the george foreman grill-- i mean, they're amazing. donna, he didn't invent those. also i'm not really what youcallan inventor, so to speak. it's more-- the term is"fabricator." you mean liar? actually, according to webster,
"liar" is the fourth definitionof "fabricator." i can't believe you rememberthat. donna:well, what's the first? well, the first definition is"someone who creates by combining existing,very often diverse standardizedparts and brings them together."that's what i do. keep telling yourselfthat bullshit, bob. thanks for breakfast. and i'd love to stay hereand have this pleasant chat,
but the world's most famousinfomercial douche doesn't want to be latefor his first day on the job. - you have a job?- yeah, family mart. what do they have you doing?moppingthe floors or cleaning thetoilets? phoebe. - ( quiet music playing )- ( woman announcing over p.a. ) robert axle, as i live andbreathe. uh, troy. troy coangelo.
hey, you're 19 minutes late,but don't sweat it, man. i can rig the time stampon the punch-in clock to make sure you get creditfor a full shift. great. thanks. oh, and here is a pen and a pad in case you getone of your great ideas. oh, and we got guysin the break room to get you a foot massage,latte--whatever you need. i thought this wasa felon reform program.
- you know what "felon reform"means?- apparently not. it means you representa monumental risk to my company. and it also meansif you show up late, forget to shave or so muchas breathe at the wrong time, i have full authorityto terminate your employment, no warning, no cause,no pink slip, just sayonara, kemosabe. wait, i'm confused.am i fired? no, but you're sure as hellnot starting today.
so when am i starting? whenever you can show up ontime.presumably tomorrow. whoa, what are you doing? hi honey.well, you know what? i saw this leaning up againstthe walland i decided to hang it up foryou. well, did it ever occur to youthat i didn't want it hung? no, i didn't think about thatfact. you know what?i can take it down just aseasily. oh my god, you got fired,didn't you?
fired? good lord, no. as a matter of fact,this is the first day that i feel i've done an honestday's work in a long long time. in fact, i still had enough timeto come home, reconfigure thefish tank and look at this--something i learned in prison-- i taught one of these guyshow to shoot a basket. which oneis he? where is my mail? oh, well, i made you a terrificnewmail recycling station rightover there. now you can open your mail,drop in the bitch you don't want
right into that basket withouthavingto walk all the way to thekitchen. yeah, it's probably morecomfortablefor you to be in your own room. but, you know, i can bring thewholemail opening system into yourbedroom. - would you stop?- stop what? stop trying to be joe dad. i'm sorry. you're right. i'm done. i'm done.i'm sorry. what was that? it's the carbon monoxidedetectori installed.
our new carbon monoxidedetector. carbon monoxide?nobody smokes in this house. - donna. ( knocks )- yeah? - donna.- yeah, come in. well, it's official.everyone in this house hates me. no, i don't hate you. actually i've been lookingat your case and you gotta help meunderstand something. you were charged for depravedindifference to human life,
which requires recklessness. wasn't it the victimswho were reckless, not you? i mean, they are the oneswho stuck their fingers inthis-- whoa whoa whoa,where did you get that? dad had one in the attic. what the hell, axle? argh! ( sighs ) phoebe: face or nuts?
- what?- you violated my fish, so i get a free shot.where do you want it? face ornuts? i didn't violate your fish.i reconfigured the fish tank. - then i hung up the paint--- face or nuts? face. oh! ( groaning ) excuse me, can you point meto the bathroom? you look like a smart guy.
were you aware that thesesteve leslie discoveries were in fact discoveredby someone else? and they're not discoveries atall.they're fabrications. so there's very littlediscovering going on. dude, i just want to knowwhere the bathroom is. it's in the back left cornerof the store, behind housewares. what are you doing? i'm just trying to think of waysthat we can add value and make the customermore informed.
we? there's no we. there's us-- family mart, and you-- felon who should notbe talking to customers. oh my god. whoa. ( mutters )you're-- i'm fried? you're fired! ( birds chirping )
( children playing ) boy: axle. you know me? it's on your shirt. want to play some handball? i'm a little busy right now. you don't look so busy to me. where's your mother? - go talk to her.- please, i'm so bored.
you look like a nice kid, buti'm rightin the middle of something. i'm sure handball would bea lot of fun, but-- okay. oh. - you're too fancy with yourfeet.- all right, all right. oh, interference. - are you accusing me of being acheat?- just serve. ♪ you and i look goodtogether... ♪ oh, whoa whoa whoa.what is that?
- a kickie.- since when are kickiesallowed? - mother: george.- gotta go. bye. ♪ let's get insideout of this weather ♪ ♪ and there is no oneloves you better ♪ ♪ than me, my dear... ♪ my mom saysyou need a haircut. what's the matter with my hair? you look somebodyi'm not supposed to talk to. ♪ exhaustible but inefficient ♪
♪ following our intuition ♪ ♪ to get back home ♪ ♪ to get back home again. ♪ ( applause ) ladies and gentlemen,the robert axle air cutter-- part clippers, part vacuum, salon-caliber haircutsin the privacy of your own home without the hairy mess or the heavy prices.
( humming a tune ) ( rock music playing ) whoa, check out the new axle. well, do you like it? i was hoping it's all right.it's-- donna: yeah, you lookdistinguished, like a college professor. you know, what would go goodwith that midlife crisis is an earringor maybe a mazda miata.
you know what would go greatwith that winning personality ofyours? a therapist. - claire, where are you going?- my mom's. wait up.i'll walk out with you. don't we have our ownwasher and dryer? we have a washer and dryer. shedoesn'twant to be around you,douchebag. ( door closes ) you realize you're playinga plastic guitar? ( music stops )
- guitar or drums?- what? you rag on my rock band, i'mgonnakick your ass. guitar or drums? i didn't rag on your rock band.i was making an obser-- guitar or drums? guitar? i want to play guitar.you can play the drums. it makes no sense to me that youwouldinvite him to your fundraiser. i cannot not invite him. he lives with us.that's just rude.
well, you live with the fishand you didn't invite the fish. i did not come hereto talk about robert axle. well, that's too bad, becauserobert axle is gonna be the onlything that people are talking aboutif you invite him to the gala. and no one is gonna be writinga check for you if they know you're affiliatedwith that. i get it. oh, i forgot. i have clothes. i have clothes to donateto the women's center.
ma, it's really okay. do you remember that singlemotherthat you introduced me to? i know she's got that jobinterview,so what about this for her? doesn't it just say,"hire me," "power" and--? - oh, and you could pair it...- mom. mom. ...with this fantastic leopard.just look. - mom.- just look. watch. if we don't raisethe money we need to raise, can i count on you for a loan?
i swear to god, i'll pay youback. i mean, you have offereda thousand times. and you know what? i'm really proud of myselfthat i'm not afraid to ask youfor help. it's a big step for me. - it's gone.- what's gone? the money's gone.i'm filing for bankruptcy. you spent $362 million? well, you know,
there were funds. there were mutual things. there's a lot of causesthat i feel very strongly about, like that elephant rescue. what about your album?it went gold. you sold 500,000copies. i bought 498,000 copies myself. you're kidding me. i wanted a gold record, okay?is that the crime of thecentury? you're right.
what do you mean, i'm right? i'm a horrible horrible mother-- horrible. mom. - ( rock music playing )- yellow is coming. yellow yellow yellow yellow, red red, blue blue. oh, this is incredible.this is like, feel like a rock starin the comfort of your own home.
this is one fabricationi wish i could call my own. i know. it's like a drug, isn'tit?the crowd is screaming for us. imagine this with a microphone. eight yearswith nothing to do but think, and i don't come up with onesingle good idea. dude, don't be so hard onyourself.i mean, you got a good job. no, actually i don't anymore.i got fired from family mart. blue blue, red. wow, that's impressive. theyhavesome real derelicts workingthere.
and then i bust myselftrying to fix up this house. i even hung that paintingfor claire. she hated it so much,i wish i'd never done it. she wasn't mad. she's beentryingto hang that thing since i movedhere. all right, tell me somethingabout yourself besides the factthat you're an angry lesbian. - that's all i got.- i got that part. somethingelse. i got fake tits when i was 30. they look real to me.
that's 'cause i hada take-back-the-night moment and i had them yanked outthree months later. wow, that just totallythrew me off rhythm. ( laughs ) lorraine baby, come down.you're scaring us. my daughter finally needs meand i'm broke. it's only two stories.she won't kill herself. the worst she could dois break her leg. no, i could crack my neck.
mom, i'll be okay. i see this all the timein the forest: baby bird wants to leave thenest;mama bird gets all antsy, pacing, pecking. she thinks baby birddoesn't know how to fly. and she flies. does she? actually no. a lot of times she dive-bombsinto the ground, beak first.
okay, that's not helping. i don't care about the money,mom. okay, but if i come down, you have to promiseyou're not gonna invite him. i will not invite him.i promise. ( floor creaks ) ( bike horn tooting ) stop, okay? i heard you.what do you want? hi!( tooting horn )
claire! yeah, i heard you.what do you want? i thought we couldgo for coffee. what?no, you're not coming with me. robert: what? ( quiet music playing ) so what is it with your motherand this music crap? it's not crap.it's her thing. so phoebe tells methat you sew clothes
for the women at the center.how long have you been doingthat? is it okay if we don't talk? just trying to start aconversation. i like magazines more thanbooks. and i really enjoy bingo. i like bingo. and i've been havingrabid erotic sex since i was 15. i don't need any of the details. the guy was 39.
oh, stop it. you are kidding. yes, i'm kidding. did you give me this jacketbecause it's rainy season or because you wanted meto look like a tool? a little bit of both. huh. - thanks.- you're very welcome. robert:hey, are you hungry?
claire:i could eat. robert:yeah, me too. see, some people thinkjumping jacks don't do anything. well, i'll tell you what, abby--you dothese jumping jacks for 30minutes, you're gonna sweat your ballsoff.this shit is hard. all right, now we're doingwindmills.i'll tell you what, savannah-- you want a boy to text you,you do these windmills. you want a date to the prom,do windmills. andre, you want the girlsto think you're hot, dowindmills.
- hi.- what are you doing here? sorry. i hate to disturb youin the middle of your class, but i just-- i need your help. i'm really busyenriching these kids' lives. no, that's great.i just need-- ( blows whistle )andre, toes. toes, not shins.toes. i need a new outfit. are you sure this isthe right store for me? i'm trying to make you cooler,you see,
not go to the stores that youusually go to-- the uncool ones. i haven't been to a storein quite a long time, frankly. - hey.- hey. hey. he needs to exchange his suit. six bucks. six bucks?this cost me four grand. i sold my first fabrication inthis.this is my lucky goddamn suit. i don't think it's luckyanymore,do you?
don't sell it then.use your parolee money. i don'tcare. i don't have any more, allright?i had to buy stuff. what did you buy? you know, taxis, donuts,deodorant. i'll go up to seven bucks. - looks good.- i feel like an asshole. you are an asshole,but you look better. - i look like a lesbian.- you look gender-neutral. gender-neutral? that wasn'texactlythe look i was going for.
it's cool.it's like urban dj. lily! - lily!- did you lose your dog, ma'am? no, it's my daughter.i can't find my daughter. - oh, is that her? hey.- lily, lily. don't ever do that. don't ever run away from meagain like that. you scared mommy. do youunderstandwhat could happen to you? ( game bleeping )
oh yeah, saving the day. steven leslie. robert axle. how's the family?how's claire? fine. how's my$1.6 billion company? it's 2.7 now. oh, you feel good about that,huh?sucking off the robert axleteat? your name on the product-- youtakethe fall when it disfigurespeople. my name was the product.
face it, we could have putbirdshit in a box and we would have movedthree million units as long as it wasa robert axle fabrication. what do you want, axle? steve, we live in the world where parents are so paranoidabout losing their children that they're willing to put aleashon them just to keep track ofthem. now imagine if that leashwere wireless. the kid doesn't feel like a dog;
the parents know the instantthe kid wanders out of a certainrange; they get a vibration on areceiver;they know where their kids are. wireless child leashesalready exist, axle-- not bigsellers. - and you know why?- why? because nobody's ever thoughtto market them to kids. say we burythe leash technology inside of a kid's watch, but not just any watch. i mean, this is like thecoolest,the greatest,
the grooviest gadget watchever invented. it's-- are you ready for it? --watchdawg. right? it plays music,video games, emails. it takes pictures. everything plays music and videogamesand takes pictures these days. what, have you been livingunder a rock? steve, you're missing the point. this is about bringing together
a child's need to be entertained with a parent's needto keep them safe. all things are intertwined,steve. and all we gotta dois step out of the way and let atoms and moleculesshow us how easy it is-- wait, did you just saythe atoms and the molecules? you know how hard it was for usto distance ourselves from you? do you know how hard it is formeto distance myself from me? axle, from my heart,i would love to help you, but ican't.
jesus christ, steve.i gave you your first job. - good luck.- you're gonna regret this. this is robert axle. can i speak to mr. johnson,please? - woman: edward?- yeah, ed. - who did you say was calling?- robert axle. the robert axle?the infomercial guy? yes, that robert axle. - ( woman laughs )- well, listen--
( hangs up ) man: mickey, is this youjoking around again? - no, look, the whole--- ( hangs up ) yeah. yeah, formerly--hello? bob agzel. - man: robert axle?- agzel. ( phone ringing ) hello. woman: yeah, hi. somebody justcalled me from this number.
they left a message about apitch,but i didn't get a name. oh, sorry about that.no my name is... - troy coangelo.- troy coangelo. okay, and how do you spell that? t-r-o-y. yeah, no, i got that part. oh, c-o-a-n-g-l-o. - really? no e after the g?- nope. and you do havea working prototype?
ha. i wouldn't be callingif i didn't. oh, now is really not a goodtime. matt leaves for dubaion wednesday. we're gonna have to get you inon tuesday. how's 9:00 am? uh, let me just look for asecond. woman: mr. coanglo? yeah, i can make tuesday work. woman: okay. all right, great.we'll see you then. okay, thank you very much.
excuse me.i wonder if you could help me. i'm looking for sam bergman'sroom, please. you're new around here. yes, i guess you could say that. - well, let me show you.- okay, thank you. now you can't have sam's room,'cause sam ain't passed yet. i'm sorry? but i can see why you'd want it,because it's got a good view, it's close to everything, but--
yeah, i think you misunderstood.i'm just here to visit sam. i'm not actually moving in. but sam ain't passed yet,so you can't have his room. now this room here--this will suit you just fine. as a matter of fact,i tried to get this room, because across the hall here--this is miss miller's room. and ooh-ee, miss miller-- she is all right. great. harold, hold thatthought.i'll be right back.
not a bad place. it sucks. yeah? try prison. prison is avoidable.senility is not. ( chuckles ) well, what the hell do you want? i can't just come by and visitthe best engineer i know? i told you people would gettiredof doing crunches. you should have listened to me.
you didn't tell me people wouldget sick of doing crunches. you told me we neededmore testing. and you were right. again i ask, what do you want? a prototype. i'm retired. this is a gadget watch for kids. combined with what?a garden hose? how about a catcher's mitt?
how about child leashtechnology? there are so many kidsgetting lost out there thesedays, sam. we gotta do something about it. what makes you thinkthat i will work with you again? 'cause you need thisas bad as i do. five grand, five days. - done.- you do have the money? no, but i'll get it. no money, no prototype.i mean it, axle.
this is a brilliant concept. ican'tbelieve someone else hasn't doneit yet. and it's not like you're askingfor a lot of money here. i mean, five grand's nothingwhen it comes to prototypes. neil, you cannotpossibly know how relieved i amto hear you tell me that. can i interrupt you for asecond?okay, you know how people always blow out the candleson a birthday cake and then they expect everyone towantto eat it with their germs allover it? introducing the neilster.
okay?i could have bronchitis and be blowingon your birthday cake. may i? ( blows air ) it's good, right? showed my boss the businessplan--signed off on a deuce thatafternoon. a deuce? yeah, it's loan officer talkfor 20k. you know what k means, right?
i don't have a business plan. - you don't have a businessplan?- shh. my business plan isthe $1.6 billion empire i built. don't write that down. just give me one moment here. what are you d--? okay, anything else i shouldknowbefore i run this up theflagpole? no, that's it. good. my boss hates surprises.
i am also a convicted felon. i'm a convicted felon. i'm not sure if we give loans to convicted felons. i've got a gut feelingabout you though. and my boss is bigon gut feelings. neil, thank you. thank you.thank you so much. and this-- it's a great idea.
- give me just a moment, okay?- okay. okay, we've gota new customer-- 5k. i've got a good feelingabout this one. this gentleman right over here. jerry! ranger jerry! - hey.- punks! upsetting my fritillarybutterflies. that's an endangered species,axle.
( cocks gun ) you'd better not come back! - ( gun clicks )- jesus! shit, my fault. well, i hate to bother youwhile you're working, but i need to borrow five grand. axle, you're my boy, man. i'd hook you up just onprinciple. but me and lo-- we're a littlestrapped for cash at the moment.
strapped for cash?that's impossible. how can you go through $362millionin eight years? it's easier than you think,man-- charity, bidding wars on ebay,trips. it costs 86 grand a dayjust to rent your own submarine. tell me how much she blewon this so-called music careerof hers. let's just say she madea lot of videos, a coupleat mount rushmore. oh man, i gotta go to thisfundraiserthing, man, before lorrainekills me.
you see? that's another reasonyou're broke-- too muchphilanthropy. what is it now?oh, let me guess-- the indigenous giraffes'sperm foundation for the pigmieswho have lung cancer and don't have mosquito netsfoundation? it's claire's event, axle. ( quiet piano music playing ) claire: we teach them interviewskillsand how to build a resume. the women are really usingthe resources we provide forthem
to go out into the worldand find jobs on their own. this is an amazing project.you should be very proud. thank you.oh, this is my roommate phoebe. i'm a lesbian. oh, isn't that wonderful foryou? it is actually. well, have you guys seenthe silent auction? no, i haven't seen it yet.i would love to. don't you takeone more step, axle.
you have to leave now. hey, it's a fundraiser, medusa.i'm here to raise funds. ( giggles ) medusa.it's like madonna, but it's-- hi axle. - hi.- somehow, someway none of these people knowyou're associated with claire. then it shouldn't be a problemthat i'm here. you're a piece of work,you know that? i'm a piece of work?you're the one that blew $362million.
at least i lost my half givingitto my victims. what's yourexcuse? my excuse is that money wascursed.it took me eight years and every fiber of my beingto get rid of it, and now that it's gone,i'm so glad-- hi axle. i'd like you to meet myparents-- howard and penny camp. - hello.- howard: hello. how nice that you and lorrainecan put aside your differences to support claireon her special night. well, claire has alwayscome first in our family.
- ( lorraine clears throat )- listen, axle, i-- i'll admit that when i found out that my daughter donna was gonnabeliving with a convicted felon, that i was-- i'm sorry--rather uncomfortable. but then we started going throughsome of donna's old stuff. getting ready to convert herbedroominto a guest room. and they found my oldlight-o-saurus. and when we heardthat you had designed that
for claire back in the day, well, we were damn nearmoved to tears. he is good. isn't this wonderful-- thisevent?just wonderful. penny camp, what is it about this event that's so wonderful? people helping people. bingo. you said it.
that's it.in a word-- community. culture and community. ladies and gentlemen,if all of us could do justthat-- come togetheras a community, as a culture-- i mean,ask yourselves this question: how many womenhas this center helped get off drugs just this year? - god, he thinks it's a drugcenter.- community, culture. culture, community.
believe me, when i started my companyi hadn't a pot to piss in. look at these womenon these walls, putting things in their bodiesthat just harm them. and this place helps that. well, all of you shouldget out your checkbooks rightnow and write a big checkfor my daughter. there's no reason she shouldhave to do this for herself. we've all got to get onthis bandwagon.
let's make that wall of successa world of success. what do you say? ( crowd murmuring ) hi. what the hell was that? well, i don't know. you tell me.seems to be some big event that everybody got invited totonightexcept me. that's exactly whyi didn't invite you-- thatspeech. what's the matter with myspeech?i was doing my bit.
i had them eatingout of the palm of my hand. it's a center for women'semployment,not a drug rehab. that's how blind you are. well, what difference does itmake?drugs, employment-- it's all about helping p--all right, never mind. you don't have to worry about meanymore, 'cause you know what? i've got a whole new thinghappening,and come tuesday-- let me guess--the great robert axle will beback in all his glory.
god, it's like you want meto stay like this-- homeless, without a job. would it really be so badif i started to do well again after what i've been through? ( door opens ) my parents thoughtyou were awesome. and that speech was amazing. don't give up, axle. you guys will figure it out.
okay, item one-- one-of-a-kind light-o-saurus signed by robert axle, as seen in the originalinfomercial, 2500 bucks-- ( hisses ) ( coughing ) daddy, you did it.you sold it. no no, baby, we did it.
we sold it. and you know why? you brought my picture with you? yes, i did. oh goodness. oh goodness. oh my goodness,what happened? it's unbelievablehow cute you are. oh, you think she's giggling? you're gonna like what i haveto give you even better.
you should have grabbed yourselfa raincoat, axle. oh thanks.i would have never thought ofthat. how are things goingwith your daughter? uh, good. yeah? so she's getting pasther abandonment issues? i mean, most kids never reallyforgivetheir parents for going away toprison. i'm sorry, who are you? part parole officer, part uncle,part therapist. yeah, well, why don't we juststickto the part parole officer part?
okay, how are things goingat family mart? you know, what can i say?family mart is family mart. troy told mehe had to let you go. you know, a big part of thisprogramis keeping a steady job, axle. 67% of felonswind up going back to prison-- whoa whoa whoa, you justtold me last week it was 62%. did i?well, there's a new report. the numbers have gone up. oh great.
- phoebe. phoebe!- what? - phoebe!- what? where's rock band? son of a bitch. ooh. what happened? my ex-- that bitch stole my shit! wow, things are nastywhen chicks break up. oh, it's gonna get really nasty!
oh shit. - hi.- hi. - i'm here to make a deposit.- okay. oh, you're with the center. i love that. i was justtelling my sister all about it, - how they help the women...- that's right. ...with jobs and everything.that's great. do you know you've bounceda couple of checks this week? hey, have you appliedfor any grants?
- ( phone ringing )- yes, grants are really hard-- - sorry, hold on one second.- well, maybe-- - one second, sorry. donna.- claire, i have to tell-- - i'll call you back, okay?- no no no no. - robert: just don't do anythingstupid.- i'm not gonna do anythingstupid. i'm just gonna march up to thedoorand i'm gonna be like, ( shouts ) "give me backmy rock band, bitch!" - ( honks horn )- ( phone ringing ) - donna, i'm busy.- wait, phoebe--
- what up, phoebe?- bitch, give me back my rockband. whoa, what's withthe louisville slugger? what, did you join the all-dykesoftball league? - hey!- give me back my rock band. then give me back the $4200that i spent on your faketitties! stop talking shit about my tits.they're great, asshole. you want your game?you want your game? your ex is a guy?i thought you were a lesbian. i am.
here's your game.here you go. don't break it. ( imitates guitar ) how about some drums, huh?you want some drums? yeah? yeah? ( screams ) who the hell is he? you're worthless, phoebe.you are worthless. you're never gonna get a manlike me.what are you gonna settle for?
you don't even know who you are.you're nobody without me. - ( groaning )- come on, let's go. drive. drive. ( man screams ) bye. oh, look, forget about him.he's an idiot. i had to shut him down.somebody had to stop him. he's an idiot.and he's a liar too. 'cause anybody who looks at himcan tell he's still in love withyou.
he thinks you're more beautifulnow,more attractive, moreintelligent. i mean, look at you. you'refunny.you've got this great styleabout you. and he's a total idiot forthinking--you know what? he's probablyfeeling like a total fool-- the factthathe used to have you and now-- ( tv playing ) how was your day, claire? horrible.i'm so over everyone. i hate people. you know what?everywhere i go
people go on and onabout the center, and when push comes to shove,nobody wants to pony up. - what's wrong with you?- i didn't say anything. - i know.- what am i supposed to say? - it's weird. you're actingweird.- i'm not acting weird. i'macting-- tonight i'm having a datewith my friend jack, if anybody wants to join me. donna, where are you going? i'm going to your mom's house.
you're going to my mom's? yeah, well, she picked upmy phone calls. claire: wait,did i miss something? my parents are getting divorced,but things happen. divorced? since when? since my father started cheatingon my mom with her friend. - my god.- see you. claire: donna, if you're goingto my mom's house, - we're all going to my mom'shouse.- we're all going?
oh, like you havesomething better to do? i, on the other hand--i have a date with a woman. she's a lesbian. ugh. we're gonna have hot lesbo sexall night long. ♪ we're as happy as can be ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ let's have a big parade ♪ ♪ and we'll make history... ♪
would you rather licka public toilet seat or chew gum from the floorof the new york city subway? gum. you know what?no matter how disgusting it is, - it's better than a toilet.- lorraine: by the way, how were the toiletsin prison, axle? not very good,kind of like your last album. okay, you see some unsightly portapottiesin my line of work, okay? so i would chew that subwayfloor gumall day, every day.
- ( door opens and closes )- how do you call this a game? monopoly, scrabble-- those aregames.this-- this is disgusting. - phoebe: hey.- claire: hey. - this is my friend steak.- jerry: hi. - what's up?- robert: steak, a chicken wing? nah, dude, i'm a vegetarian. really? how is thatgonna work out since phoebe likes your meat? there's other things i like toeatbesides meat.
lorraine:i have one: would you rather spend30 years happily marriedto the love of your life only to find out that he's beencheating on you the whole time, or spend 20 years taking careof your deadbeat husband who finally hits the big time only to emotionally abandonyou and your daughter? i'll talk to her. - phoebe: awkward.- steak: all right.
i thought this wassupposed to be a party. how could he do this to me? donna, i think in the momenthe wasn't doing it to anybody. i think he was doing itfor himself. i don't care.when you decide to start afamily, you make a commitment to them. you don't turn your backon the people who love you. fathers are human too. you know, you puta piece of cake in front of us,
and that's all we can see.family, children-- what? no, we forget everything.we get tunnel vision. but you never cheatedon lorraine. no, i didn't. i left her for my job. i'm just so angry at him. yeah, there's a lot of angerin the air. think it does any good? phoebe, you know,are you and my dad friends
or what's-- what's the deal? no. i mean, he helped me getmy guitar back from eddie-- you know, my game--and that's it. wait, he met eddie? yeah, i mean, i wouldn't call ita formal "hi, how are youdoing?" but he did crack eddiein the nads for me from behind, like mm! you know, i think your dad'spretty great, claire. what makes him so great?
he just made me realizethat my father isn't perfect and i need to accept that. young claire: no, daddy, don'tleave.i'm afraid of the dark. robert:okay, honey. okay. i'll stay for just as bit, okay? - how's that?- ( claire coughs ) shh, it's okay. ( whispering )you can watch the steam. look at that.
we can make animals. ( mimics roaring ) ( claire giggles ) - ( mimics roar )- ( squeals, giggles ) does my heart good,makes me feel young, you know? i tell you, my mind's sharp. as a matter of fact, i don'tknow if they could really run thisplacearound here if it weren't forme. hello, sam.
you brought my check, right? of course i did. i had to go into my own pocketon this thing. you won't believehow many watches, mp3 players and video gamesi tore apart before i figured this suckerout, not to mention carvingthe faceplate. i cut that son of a bitch out of medium-density foam.
well, you know, i don't haveany more money. $5000 is all ihave. don't worry about it.it was my pleasure. i haven't felt this usefulin years. there it is. now the speaker is in the ear. the camera is in the nose. the gaming wheelgoes in the wristband for optimal gaming control. ( watch bleeping )
oh, sam, this is awesome. ( sam laughs ) - and what is that?- that's a built-in compass. - do kids still use compasses?- they did in my day. i just thoughtwith the wireless child leash we wouldn't need a compass. a wireless child leash? that's a good idea. the kid wanders off--
the parent feels a buzzor something, huh? you're kidding, right? no, i'm not kidding.that's a great idea. sam. i did good, right? i did good. sam, you did great. how are you holding up, troy? i have four titanium rodsin my tibia.
how do you think? i'm sitting on anothergreat idea, troy. congratulations. yeah, but i can't do it alonethis time. i need a partner. i make $32,700 a year. i drive a toyota scion loaded. you're barking upthe wrong tree, axle. i just need you to come with meto one meeting.
- when?- tomorrow morning? oh, tomorrow morning?thanks for the notice. look, i was gonna goon my own, but now that the prototypedoesn't work,it makes no sense for me to go-- what's the point of theprototypeif it doesn't work? troy, no one is going tobuy a product from a guy who cutspeople's fingers off. but troy coangelo--that's a different story. no can do.
come on, just help meon this one, please. i'm on from 7:00 to 7:00tomorrow. what difference does that make?so family mart goes without an assistant gm for a couple ofhours.what's the worst that canhappen? - a lot.- oh, come on. - a lot can happen.- come on. if you don't let go of thisobsessionyou have with family mart, troy, no one is gonna evertake you seriously. hmm.
haven't you ruinedenough people's lives? ( sewing machine whirring ) it might be a little snug,but i think we can make it work. that's for me? here, try it on. let me see. yeah, it's a little snug.let me fix it. is this like the pink coator you really want me to--? i want you to look great.
okay, let me finish it. why are you doing this? i was the onethat believed in you, not mom. it was me. and i still believe in you. um, i'm not really a hugger. ( tires screech ) jesus, troy.
i blew my knee outon their nickel. not a card,not a "hey, troy, how's yourleg?" i've been assistant gm for threeyearsand you know what? there's no gm.i'm the guy. they just don't want to give methe title and have to shell out an extra $1631 a year. where are you goingwith this, troy? - shame on you.- shame on me? not you-- family mart.
i'm confused.are you gonna help me out ornot? oh, i'm gonna help you,but it's not for the money, it's not for the ladiesand it's not for the bling. this is for principle. how many painkillershave you had? one. well, i may have hadan extra xanax or two. i just get really nervous inmeetings,especially big ones. okay, i'm gonna put my bike inthe backand i'll drive, okay?
- receptionist: can i help you?- troy. hmm? - hi. we're here to meet mikejames.- matt james. matt james. aren't you robert axle? this is my partnertroy coangelo. i think you spoke to him on thephoneand set up the appointment. i sure did.i made an appointment with troy. i did not make an appointmentwith robert axle.
we're partners.what difference does that make? the difference is that i hadno idea that you were coming. i'm sorry,is there some problem? robert axle. wow. come on in. - it's good to meet you guys.- great to meet you, matt. troy coangelo. where did you getthatreceptionist? she's really onthe ball. oh yeah, sheila?she's amazing. yeah, you don't want yourreceptionistbeing too hot--
makes things complicated. she's my wife. hey, sheila, would you be a dolland get me a diet soda? yeah, i'll get right on that. ta-dah!presenting the watchdawg. wow, that is awesome. this thing plays mp3s, music videos,also takes photographs, but here's the most uniquething about it...
it's also a wireless childleash. - does the prototype work?- does a bear shit in the woods,sheila? send it a test to watchtest@watchdog.org. let him hear the music. actually i think i might haveforgotten to load the music,troy. email just bounced back. we're not gonna lie to you,the prototype is a little shaky. look, i'm not gonna saythat this is in perfect shape,
but this can be improved upon.it is a great idea and i-- i don't know how to tell youthis,but honesty is the best policyhere. i met with steven leslietwo days ago. he pitched somethingpractically identical to that. he's coming out with it.it's called watch pal-- fast-tracking it,wants it in play for the holidayseason, wants us to co-finance. i met him a few daysbefore you did. i pitched him thisand he turned it down.
i'm sorry to hear that. you know why family martis the fourth-largest discount consumer productsretailer in the nation? no, i do not. because it's not targetand it's not kmart and it sure as hellnot walmart. it's family mart-- the copycat, the poser, the wannabe.
so if you want to invest in the family mart versionof watchdawg, be my freakin' guest. oh, in case anybodywas wondering who might have gottena six-figure advance for the invention of a brand-newgroundbreaking fabrication, that would be me-- robert axle. yes, the same robert axle who went to prison for eightyears,but now--
did i mentionthe six-figure advance? anyway, i'm back.things are looking better thanever. of course i'm gonna have tosharesome of that money with my new partnertroy coangelo. somebody stoledonna's identity. yeah, and then they racked upa credit card bill for $5000. yeah, and then had the card senttoa mailbox place right around thecorner. look, girls, this is not a problem,all right?
i've got a check in my pocketfor $125,000. let's not let a $5000 checkget us upset, all right? i'm gonna pay off that creditcardbefore the first bill comes in. you are a liar and you are afakeand you are a phony. i was rooting for youthis whole time and you steal from me? no, i didn't steal from you.i borrowed from you. claire, don't let them do this,all right? listen to me. trustme. i did trust you.
look, baby, you want to fundyour center? give me six months. we'll haveenough money to fund 10 centers. there's no we.there's no we. it's only you.it's always been only you. i give you five minutesto get the hell out of here or i'm calling the police. ♪ speak to me ♪ ♪ i swear i'm listening ♪ ♪ show me all the things ♪
♪ i'm missing ♪ ♪ and let me kindly ♪ ♪ step aside ♪ ♪ let these heavenly objectscollide ♪ ♪ i'm finally listening ♪ ♪ and oh, how easily ♪ ♪ you were distracted ♪ ♪ and oh, how often ♪ ♪ you overreacted ♪
♪ deceived... ♪ steve: there's just that senseof security that you have when you're wearing watch pal. i mean, what do kids love?a pal, a friend. i mean, this is the productthat a kid can say, "hey, this is my pal.i have my pal with me." please tell me this isgonna be okay, axle. - we're gonna be fine.- we're gonna be fine? i don't know if you noticed,but it's the same price.
he has got more games, and to behonest,it looks a hell of a lot cooler. - none of that matters.- kids love robots. - they don't have compasses.- kids don't use compasses. maybe they need to. - maybe you should shut yourmouth.- robert: hey, guys, enough. now look, i'll admithe's got a great product. it's futuristic.it's got a personality. that's not making mefeel any better. but what he doesn't have is me,
the first invention from robertaxlesince the one that maimed 3000people. nobody has more to prove.nobody's got more eyes on them. an invention? i thoughtwe were calling themfabrications. we're gonna get rid of thatword, 'cause that wordis just tripping people up. let's call it an invention.call it whatever people need tocall it to know that this is the answer, that this is what one of themostprolific inventors in modernhistory has been thinking aboutfor the past decade--
an idea with so much promise, that's gonna so profoundlyimpact child safety that everyone's gonna forgetabout all their missing fingers. - write that down.- write what down? what he just said. it'simportant.before we forget, write it down. - isn't that sheila's job?- write it down. no, whoa whoa,don't write on that. - okay. what is it?- it's just my good luck charm. all right, look-- ooh.
ow, that hurt.knee to the head-- not good. look, in life you have to helpyour partner. percy, way to get up high. look at conner ann, man.wow, you guys are doing good. good rope climbing, impressive. all right, you're disgusting.you smell. get the hell out of here. good work. good job. what do you want?
could you give thisto claire for me? what is that? it's an invitationto the watchdawg launch. well, why don't yougive it to her yourself? 'cause she won't take itfrom me. she won't even answer her phone,return my calls. i wonder why. hey, i didn't steal that money,all right? i was borrowing it. i was doing everything i couldto save her business.
you were tryingto help yourself. well, the two aren'tmutually exclusive. what you did is not some sortof robin hood thing. i mean, it was selfish.it was wrong. and frankly, it's the same shityou've been doing to her since she wasa kid. look, i'm a fatherand i'm not gonna apologize for trying to give my daughtera great life. ( school bell rings ) you could have just mailed that.
what? your stupid invite--you could have mailed it. you didn't have to come hereto launder it through me. i mean, this isn't seventhgrade. um... i wanted to see you. it's the tits, right? excuse me? are they too low?
what are you talking about? well, 'cause, you know,we kissed a few months ago and i thought it wasreally good. and i don't knowwhat you thought, but you got to my titsand you shut down. would you stop sayingthat word? - tits?- yeah. phoebe, i think you're terrific, but the tough guy talk--it just sells you short.
and i shut downbecause you're my daughter'sfriend. and the tits are fine, allright?they're not too high. they're not too low.they're just right where youwant them. ( tooting ) ♪ happy birthday. ♪ can i meet you guys at the tablein one second? - okay, happy birthday. loveyou.- happy birthday. we'll be righthere. we've got news. big news.
you're pregnant? no, we're moving to tampa. - tampa?- i just want to relax enjoying my husbandfor a while. wait, what's this really about? we got an offer on the house-- furniture, cars, everythingas-is. so the only thing leftis your little blue house. and with any luck,we're gonna sell that today.
- wait, to who?- to you. the price is $1. make the check payableto jerry king. guys, this is reallynot necessary. sweetie, i think it's adorablethat you're working in a coffeeshop, but you had a career,and a good one. i will get backto saving the world at somepoint, but right nowi just need a break. this is not a break.this is a cop-out.
claire, your mother loves you. she just doesn't want to see youmakethe same mistake she did. letting robert axle ruin herlife? not forgiving him. i'd better go back to work. g54. - i26.- oh, this is for you. it's from your dad.he came by my school. you still talk to my dad?
woman: g49. i kissed him, okay? you kissed him? i'm sorry.i really feel like crap. ijust-- - you should feel like crap.- donna, you're not helping. i'm not trying to help. aftereverything he's done, she's being nice tohim? woman: o61. it's just that he makes me feel, like, funnier than i thought iwasand less hideous.
woman: b5. i don't know, it just felt goodnot to be pissed off. i'm sorry. bingo!i got bingo. bingo. what's nextfor one of the most prolific and unpredictable inventorsin modern history? in the room today,financial movers and shakers, also the tech-savvyparents and kids
who are just excitedto see this latest invention. did i tell youwe're having a boy? no, matt, you didn't.congratulations. thank you.i really wanted a boy. you know, matt, i haven't saidit.i really ought to before i goout there. not a lot of people would havetaken a second chance on me. it means a lot to me.thank you so much. i won't let you down. axle, i didn't takea second chance on you
'cause i'm a good guy. i did it becausei honestly believe that you're gonna make meone of the richest men in theworld. sorry i'm late.hey, sheila. the traffic was brutal. i had to go back by the officeand pick up your lucky picture. announcer: ladies and gentlemen,please welcome mr. robert axle. thank you very much.good afternoon. from the momentthey are conceived,
our greatest fear as parents is losing our child. we do everything we canto keep them near us and keep them safe. but sometimes they slip away. it can happen in shopping malls, airports. you know, the-- the truth isit's not always the kids thatget lost.
sometimes it's us-- the grown-ups, the parent. and that's certainly true forme. you see, i was convicted of gross negligencebecause of a product. i mean, you all know that. but what i'm really guilty of is gross negligenceas a father. and so here i am
giving you anotherrobert axle fabrication, which is the last thingi should be doing. i mean, don't get me wrong. watchdawg is a good product. it serves a purpose.i'm sure a lot of people willenjoy it. but it's a band-aid. it's not gonna solvethe disconnect i have with mydaughter or the disconnect that any of ushave with our kids. i mean, do we really needanother toy
to keep our kids distracted so that we can feel freeto take our eye off the ball? we have to learnto connect to our kids without the need for this or the thousandsof other gadgets that we use to distract ourselves from beingthe best parent we can be. 'cause this-- this isn't the answerfor me anymore. ( cheering )
sorry i missed your birthday.how was it? good. but i'm notmuch of a birthday girl. i see. i keep learning newthingsabout claire elizabeth everyday-- not much of a birthday girl. it's claire axle. i'm kind of over the wholeclaire elizabeth thing. i'm glad to hear that. - axle!- ( tires screech )
you gotta get back there, man.matt's going out of his mind. why? does he want to sue me? sue you?he wants to back you. back me for what? ideas, inventions, consulting.he doesn't care. the buyers are going crazy. well, you tell matti appreciate the gesture, but i've got to get a job-- a real job.
you've got a real job, dad. you're a fabricator. okay, i'm in.but you tell him that at the momenti'm taking a walk with mydaughter. so you go back and work thatroomfor me, partner, and i'll join up with youas soon as i can. i'm on it. ♪ you and ilook good together... ♪ no, you're going b--
♪ this day is getting ♪ ♪ a lot better ♪ ♪ let's get inside ♪ ♪ out of this weather ♪ ♪ there is no one ♪ ♪ loves you better ♪ claire: does that guy troyhave a girlfriend? robert: are you seriousor are you just trying to freakme out? ( claire chuckles )a little of both.
( piano music playing ) jerry:♪ when i first met you, love ♪ ♪ we held handsand never looked back ♪ lorraine:♪ and i'll never let you go ♪ ♪ even though my family wasfreaked out that you were black♪ ♪ and now i'm just like a kitten♪ ♪ and i'm rolling aroundin the grass ♪ jerry: ♪ come here,precious little kitty ♪ ♪ i'm about to tap that ass ♪
together:♪ i'm in love ♪ ♪ with you ♪ ♪ ooh, i'm in love ♪ - ♪ you're my woman ♪- ♪ all we need ♪ - ♪ i'm in love with you ♪- ♪ all we need is love ♪ - ♪ and that's all we need ♪- ♪ all we need ♪ - ♪ is love ♪- ♪ is love ♪ - ♪ we don't need no money ♪- ♪ rolling around, rollingaround ♪ lorraine: ♪ rolling around inthe grass,all we need, tap my ass ♪
jerry: ♪ tap that ass in thegrass,i'ma tap that ass ♪ - ♪ tap my ass, tap my ass, tapmy ass ♪- ♪ in the grass ♪ ♪ you're the precious kitty cat,i'ma hit the kitty cat ♪ - ♪ in the ass in the grass ♪- ♪ i'm in love, i'm in love ♪ ♪ when i tap that ass,tap that ass ♪ ♪ i'm in love, i'm in love ♪ - ♪ i'm in love ♪- ♪ i love you too-oo ♪ ♪ i'm in love with you ♪ ♪ me too-oo ♪
♪ i'm in love with you. ♪ ( instrumental music playing ) ( pop ballad playing ) ♪ deceived ♪ ♪ you're the only onei believed in ♪ ♪ give me somethingthat i can believe in. ♪
