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♪ ♪ woman: marriage has always been a big deal to my mother. she loves weddings. especially hers. (crowd whooping) and hers. (crowd whooping and clapping) (light chatter)
and, well... you get the picture. man:all right, congratulations! (laughing):thank you! thank you. go on over there.go on over there. all right. (laughter) (laughing):hey, there. but as easy as it was for my mom to get married...
(woman and spectators whooping) ...my relationships... (crowd groaning) ...have never been cleared for takeoff. ♪ oops ♪ ♪ i fell in love again ♪ ♪ and it happened in a minute ♪ ♪ now, i shot out ♪ ♪ like a fish out of water ♪
♪ and i'm jumping in it ♪ ♪ oh, i don't hold back,no, i don't hold back ♪ ♪ i never stay withinthe lines ♪ ♪ i don't hold back,no, i don't hold back ♪ ♪ i'm gonna take what's mine ♪ ♪ oh, don't get scared for me ♪ ♪ just be prepared for me ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm in love ♪ ♪ with love, with love ♪
♪ when it comes to love ♪ ♪ can't get enough ♪ ♪ and i'm not going to change,i'm not going to change ♪ ♪ i'm not going to changemy ways ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm in love with love ♪ ♪ and i'm in love ♪ ♪ i'm in love with love ♪ ♪ oh, i'm in love ♪ ♪ comes to love ♪
♪ i can't get enough ♪ ♪ and i'm not going to change,i'm not going to change... ♪ i always wanted to be a flight attendant. it's a great job. you get to travel around the world, meet interesting people and see exotic places. but that hasn't left a whole lot of time for love. my mom says it's because i'm too picky. i don't think i'm picky.
i just know what i don't want. i don't want a man with wandering eyes. come on. hey, hey,let me talk to you. or one that cares more about his work than me. um, you gotto resend it today. i don't want a guy with too much attitude. hey, watch where you're going! oh, i'm sorry! or too little ambition.
but... i also don't want to end up alone, living in a house full of cats. smelling like soup. and i don't want to spend my entire life listening to my mother tell me how she can find five husbands and i can't even find one. but she won't be able to say that for long. a few months ago,
i met this amazing guy on a flight to miami. his name is graham. and i think he's the one. man:"i've had a changeof business plans. "and it lookslike i'll be spending "thanksgiving at homein chicago. i know it'sshort notice, but..." give me that. "but if you can make it,i would love for you
to join me for a weekendyou'll never forget." aw, aw, aw. "love, graham." graham is...? someone i've been datingfor a few months. wow. a few months? yes. yeah, that's a record, mo. shut up.
woman:ta-da! montana! buongiorno. buongiorno, taylor. it's zeppole. oh. uh, italian doughnuts. thank you, but, uh,i'm watching my figure. all right, well, if...if you change your mind, there's plenty.
aw. ciao, bella. ciao, bella. all right,i'll get you some milk. okay, sounds great. great. aw, she's so sweet. so, what's with the italian? she planned a trip to rome
to celebrateour one-year anniversary. taylor:william! how do youturn your oven off? oh, okay, babe,i-i'll be right there. i just put in a new oven. of course you did. yeah. are you evergoing to finish that place? william. hey.
got it. oh, i'm coming. okay, good. okay. (whispering):i got to go. yes, you do. uh-huh. good luck in rome. though, if itwere me, you know,
i would have chosen paris. hmm. yes, so romantic. well, good luck in chicago. you think, just because someone sends me a rose, i'm just going tofly off to whatever town he's in? absolutely.
according to my mother, you're not a lady unless you're married on or before your 30th birthday. and you're not a woman until you've had at least two kids. and if you're not a lady and you're not a woman, you're like my best friend gail. warm nuts? mm-hmm. oh, i'm so sorry. i got your nuts all messy.
sorry about that. mmm. (both chuckling) that all better? good. whew. happy thanksgiving.welcome aboard. i could've been late,too, you know. you remember 9-f,boston to cleveland?
he called and invited meto his cabin in vermont. but i couldn't go. why? because i had tobe at work on time. happy thanksgiving. hi. why are you workingthis flight anyway? i thought you were off. i was... and now i'm not. hello.
sam. oh... i seem to havemisplaced my badge. gail, could you checkyour cleavage for me, please? (scoffs) trolling for menagain, i see. mm. hi. welcome aboard. sam: okay, so check this out.
a friend of my cousin's bought a penthouse on the topof the water tower, and he is havinga party tonight. there's going to belots of celebrities. even oprah's supposedto be there. so is stedman.how often does that happen? i have an extra plus-one. it has your name on it. don't thank me.it's no problem.
wow, sam. that sounds amazing. i'd love to. but i can't. vodka soda? a person wouldhave to have one hell of a reasonnot to want to party with oprah. nuts.
like they are dyingor giving birth or, uh, getting married. cranberry juice. (stammers, mutters) you're getting married? oh, montana is notgetting married. if she was,being her best friend, i would know first. i'm not getting married.
see? not yet. (chuckles) see? now, does mr. not yethave a name? graham. graham! yes. graham jackson. 5-c, philadelphia-to-chicagograham jackson? blue label on the rocks, seven-figures-a-yeargraham jackson?
you guys, he could haveinvited me for any holiday. right. christmas, newyear's eve. but thanksgiving? sam:yeah, yes, yes. thanksgiving feelslike... forever. yes, it does. you think so? i do.
oh! there's going to be morethan turkey getting stuffed. ugh, such a hooker. does your mother know? no, and she's notgoing to know until i have a ringon this finger, which i think is goingto be this weekend. it might. i think it might. i just got afeeling, you guys.
(bell chimes) oh, my god! (squeals) gail: shh, shh. shh. i'm sorry.i'm sorry. be right there with your vodka. (screams excitedly) sam: montana... when my grandmotherwas very sick, she gave me this.
and i... i couldn't reallyunderstand what she was saying-- she was in and outof consciousness-- but... i want you to have it. i think it'll help youfind true love. aw, thank you, sam. that's so sweet of you. i promise. yeah. it's beautiful. hey, i'm about to go.
but before i do,i want you to have... these. cranberry-flavoredfor the holidays. oh! (chuckles) go get 'em, girl. thanks, gail. ♪ these waters ♪ ♪ can get a little busy ♪ ♪ but i got experience ♪
♪ don't mind trekkingthrough the storm... ♪ (sighs) wow. graham, you have talkedabout this for so long. and i can't believei finally got to see it. it's absolutely beautiful. you know thisis the first time we're together in the citywhere i actually live? (both chuckle)
♪ until i'm in so deepit's up to my waist ♪ i wanted this to be special. it is. i wanted you to... to see a part of methat most people don't. ♪ it's raining inside your bed ♪ ♪ no parts are dry ♪ look at that water. it just seems like it couldgo on and on forever and ever.
that's what i felt the dayyou walked into my life. and i was hoping... that we could go on and onand on and on forever. really? ♪ and ever since we first met ♪ ♪ i knew that i ♪ ♪ i knew i was ready, baby ♪ ♪ to take that dive ♪ ♪ i'll be inside when the tidesare rolling, baby ♪
♪ you'll be my place to hideall night ♪ ♪ all night, baby ♪ ♪ i'm not afraid to try ♪ ♪ and knew i don't mindplaying in the rain ♪ ♪ and i was hopingthat i get to ♪ ♪ take that dive ♪ ♪ it's raining and i don't mindif i get wet, baby ♪ ♪ oh, loving makes you so wet ♪ ♪ so wet, your legs,your thighs ♪
♪ to take that dive... ♪ (whispering):sweetie. hey. we're here. i thought you saidwe were going to your house. um, we... we were. but i got anemergency phone call, and i have to flyto new york in the morning. there's tons of paperworki got to look over. have to prepare for a meeting.it's...
i'm sorry. i booked you inthe best suite in town. i'll make it up to youwhen i come back. i promise. well... i could help you. i could come with you. (chuckling):that's sweet. let me just take careof this business. i'll be back in a couple days.
and it's justgoing to be me and you. all right? bye. (cell phone ringing) yes? so, are you guys doing it? no, we're not doing it. if we were doing it, i would notbe answering my phone. gail:mmm, i would. so, how was it?
it's none of your business. it was that bad, huh? i didn't say it was bad. well, you didn'tsay it was good. it was good.it was damn good. then why are youanswering the phone? well, if you must know... graham had an emergencybusiness call, and he had to fly outfor an early meeting.
and being the gentlemanthat he is, he put me up at this amazinghotel in one of the best suites. girl, please. montana, that man did notask you to fly all the way to chicago on thanksgivingto insist that you stay in a hotel. i smell a rat. gail, i don't want to hear it. (panting):hear what?
that he... dropped you off so he can dip his turkey neckin another woman's gravy? graham is not seeinganother woman, okay? prove it. how? by going to his house and...and seeing for yourself. gail, i am not going overto that man's house. do you know how crazythat would make me look? gail, i'm here.
where? graham's house. oh. he came backand picked you up. sort of. woman (over tv):you are my baby's daddy! (turns off tv) you went to his house uninvited? gail, you told me to. yeah, but i didn't thinkyou would do it.
are you kidding me right now? what are you doing now? i'm going to his front door. uh-uh. do not knock on that man's door. you're going to looklike a stalker. right now,you just look desperate. well, what am i supposed to do? go around the back.
ugh! oh! (grunts) (dog barking in distance) (softly):okay. (loud clattering) gail: what the hell was that? (door creaks open) graham: hello? he's at the back door.
is somebody out there? what am i supposed to do? do you see a... trash can? yeah. why? get in it. have you lost your mind?i am not getting in a trash can. if i'm wrong about graham and he catches you sneaking hello?
around his house, you can forgetabout a future together. get in the can. (dog barking) (whispering):i'm in the trash can. are you nuts? you told me to. montana! (whispers):gail, i have to go. (gate opens and closes)
(door closes) (grunts) (clattering) (cell phone buzzing) gail:what are you doing now? i'm looking through his window. gail... it's beautiful. any panties on the floor? no. (chuckles)
he's preparing for his meeting,just like he told me he was. (montana chuckles) montana: gail was wrong. graham was alone. and i was... right where i wanted to be. sipping from the same mug. resting on the same rug. just the two of us.
graham: hey! and the kids. and friends. girl: ♪ bop bop bop. ♪ (laughs) (gasps) toasting to our wonderful life. okay, this is to you. (car alarm chirps)
what was that noise? the sound of us toasting. no, that is the soundof somebody coming in the house. duck! (door opens) ("unbreak my heart"playing over stereo) montana (singing off-key):♪ say you'll love me again ♪ ♪ undo this hurt ♪ ♪ you caused me ♪
(quietly): oh, my god. ♪ when you walkedout the door ♪ ♪ and walked out of my life ♪ ♪ uncry these tears... ♪ montana:what? montana, you wantto talk about it? (music continues playing) go away. (chuckles)hey.
you've been playingthe same song all day. come on, let's getsomething to eat. i don't want to get dressed. okay, fine.you don't have to get dressed, but you gotto get out of this apartment. okay? i don't have to get dressed? ah, my cookingalways cheers you up. sit right here.
doesn't that feel good? a little wine. mo, you love avocado. ah! all right, hold on. ah! wait, no, no, no! look at that.look at that. hey, vegan! aah!
aah! (laughs) we are so excited. we wanted youto be the first to know. i wanted youto be the first to know. after me, of course. i'm engaged! (mom laughs) derrick proposed witha two-carat diamond ring. mom:i didn't get my first carat
till my third marriage. montana, does this single rose mean you're not single anymore? um... it's nothing. listen, sheree's fiancã©'s takingus all out to dinner tonight. i'm borrowing those earringsi bought you for christmas. oh, yes, honey. (laughs)
i should've bought 'emfor myself! (laughs) he's on trackto break the college record for most receptions in a season. maybe even win a heisman. you know i'm happyfor you, right, sheree? but... you're just asophomore in college. you barely know whatyou want to major in. much less, who you want to spendthe rest of your life with.
why now? why not now?he's a great guy. and i'm not trying to waituntil i'm all old like... like me. montana, i didn'tmean it like that. girls, girls,what do you think? uh... yes? fabulous? i hate 'em. mom's even letting mewear her wedding dress.
mom:you can pickwhichever one you want. there's only one thing that would make thisthe best wedding ever. gail:a bridesmaid again? i just... i just can't go to mylittle sister's wedding single. i'll be the laughingstockof my entire family. well, if whatyou need is a man, honey, i can get you one of those. (clicks tongue)hey!
stop it. don't embarrass me. it's not a man i need. it's a husband, or at leasta potential husband, in a month. why don't you marry gail? if she goes a weekwithout waxing her moustache, they'll think it's steve harvey. guys, i'm serious. why is it so hardto find the right guy?
tell me about it. montana: yeah. it seems like a girl couldhave everything, right? an mba, a j-o-b,but no m-a-n. that's because men areintimidated by strong women. i never tell guysthat i have a degree. that's becauseyou don't have a degree. you know what? sam, you keepmissing the damn point. i should justgive this back to you.
sam:what? it's hopeless with me. montana, you're notshowing up single. let me see your phone. wait, wait. give me that. ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. gail:what are you doing? let me just... hang on. now, look, it'snot like she's got
enough time to meetsomebody new, so... why not revisitsomebody old? but i don't even know of any... bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup. picky is single. now, if we're lucky,one of these guys might have blossomedinto mr. right. gail:oh, let me see. yeah, but...
i wasn't... ...she hasn't talked to anyof these guys in years. well, if she coincidentally bumped into one of 'emon a plane, she might. yeah, but howwould i even know if any of them were traveling? it's the holiday season.everyone's traveling. and when someone'sabout to fly, what's the firstthing they do?
they book a flight. now, there's tanya in ticketing. hi. i'm tanya.welcome to transalliance. may i please have your i.d.? and it's frankie in thefrequent-flyer program. thank you for choosingtransalliance. how can i help you? i turned them onto my hook-up with the louis vuitton store,so they both
owe me biggies. there's calvin atcurbside check-in. hi. i'm calvin from curbside. welcome to transalliance,a flight you can afford where your soul and your bagcan be on one accord. and there is cedric in security. first name, cedric. last name, take everythingout your pockets! i need your pocketsout your pockets!
for the next few weeks,any ex of yours that flies anywhere at any time,we'll know. and all we have to dois arrange your schedule so you're onthe same flight. first of all, this isthe stupidest idea ever. secondly... of all... there's the degree. assuming that you could find out
when these guysare flying, which... (chuckling): i doubt, becauseit's your dumbass idea... sam: wait. gail. ...these are all men that you've dated before. and it didn't work out. so what is going to makethis any different? because this time,she'll be different.
same action, same outcome. new actions, new outcome. clearly, we haveall had too much to drink. because this is illegal. we can all get fired,and we can go to jail. or we could cometo the aid of the sweetest and most romantically-deservinghuman being alive,
and we can help herfind the truest and the fastest loveof her life. we got 30 days, and we got 30,000 miles. to be brought upon federal charges. to find me a husband. i just don't understand why you guys thinkthat this is a good idea. it's the 21st century.
you don't need a manto define you. gail, everyone i know isgetting married and having kids. so what? so, i want someone to love me, too. someone who thinks i'm the best. that only sees me in the room. i know it might sound cornyor unrealistic, but... ...i know he's out there.
and i don't wantto wait any longer. and you think you're gonnafind him in 30 days? of course not! (laughs) maybe? (ringing) hey, sam. hey, it worked.it actually worked. what worked? our plan.he is on a flight
from los angeles to new yorkwith a connection in houston. who? one of your exes. damon diesel. (knocking) (montana laughs) just a second! you got to be kidding me. damon diesel could barelytake care of himself,
much less a family. try googling him. he has produced three number-one singles in the last year, okay? not to mention, he's essence's bachelor of the month. now, i'm telling you,he is looking for mrs. diesel. uh, hey! woman:i got to go! i'm on the toilet!
sam, i love you, but i'm not gettingon that flight, okay? mom: montana! montana? mon... woman:hurry up! oh, my god, my mom has come overuninvited again. i'm gonna jack you up!i'm gonna jack you up hard! i got to go. (cat yowls)
mom:montana. oh, honey,mama's having a rough day. yeah? all this planning foryour sister's wedding. it's just making me feellike such a failure. mom, five marriagesdoesn't make you a failure. i wasn't talking about me. (cat yowling) i started thinking...
my youngest daughteris marrying a wonderful, handsome, athletic young man. yes, she is. and i might not even be aliveto see my oldest do the same. anyway, we have got to discuss your sister's rehearsal dinner. seeing you are a maid of honor again.
gosh, i would loveto talk about this, but i have a flight to catch. why didn't you tell meyou had a flight to catch? well, if you would've called,i would've told you. listen, you make sureyou call me when you land. i will call you whenever i get to wherever i'm going. i love you.
yeah, all right,i love you. ah, yeah. (line ringing) sam, what's the flight number? ♪ like a fish out of waterand i'm jumping in it ♪ taxi! taxi! taxi! (horn honking) william! ♪ i'm not going to changemy ways... ♪
sorry! it's all right. i'll fix it. okay, let's go. i have to get to the airportreally fast. it's an emergency. (montana sighs) somebody's looking good. i almost didn't recognize you. well, some of us like to updateour image every decade or so.
hey, this was the truck that my father boughtbefore he started his business. this is vintage. i wasn't talkingabout the truck. (both laughing) you want to getto the airport? (chuckles, sighs) so, uh, what'sthe occasion? oh. i'm meetinga friend in houston,
and then we're flyingto new york. why would you be flyingall the way to houston to meet a friend, and new yorkis just an hour away? well... he doesn't exactly knowi'm meeting him. it's a surprise. this wouldn't haveanything to do with sheree's wedding, would it? no, it has nothingto do with it. okay, maybe it does.
(chuckles) a little. you know, my parentswere together almost 40 years before my dad passed away. he kept the same job,drove the same truck and stayed in lovewith the same woman. every night at 6:00,there was an oven-cooked meal sitting at the tablewaiting for him. same one?
poor woman. you know, mo, the magic isn't in getting married. it's in the staying married. woman (over p.a.):the white zone is for loadingand unloading only. montana:you broke the law for me. william: i'm a reliable driver. william, i can'tthank you enough.
oh, bye. (clears throat) all right,wish me luck, okay? all right. i got my bag. man (over p.a.):all buses and authorizedshuttle vans, please moveto the center aisle. (sighing) i know, i know. your phone.
i'm sorry. okay. bye. hey. hey! whoa. your earpiece. i'm so sorry.you know me. all right, bye.see you later! thank you! hey, mo! mo, your lipstick!
she's alwaysforgetting something. man (over p.a.):the white zone is for loading and unloadingof passengers only. cedric? cedric? sorry. whoa, whoa. nobody move. back up.nobody move! montana: sorry. excuse me.it's an emergency. (squeaking)
okay. oh. (two beeps) (indistinct chatter) i have no life, which gives me all dayto ruin yours! woman: welcome aboard transalliance flight 143 nonstop from baltimore to houston. man: welcome to houston hobby airport. y'all have a nice day, now.
hey, whoa. excuse me. hey, excuse me. sorry. check this? yeah, okay. woman: hi. yeah, sam, i'm on the plane in a dress i can barelybreathe in, but he's not here. damon diesel.he's not on the flight.
he's on the flight. montana:no, he's not. sam, this is ridiculous. i don't knowhow you convinced me to do this, but i'm leaving. i love you. bye. love to be the stitchesin that skirt. montana moore. what's up?
(chuckling):wow. not much. you look... great.(laughs) so, you're in first class? that's the only way to ride. well. well, okay, i'llbe sitting down. ♪ now usually, i don't reallyworry about jewelry ♪ ♪ it's foolery ♪
♪ but something about the wayyou look on my arm ♪ ♪ and all on my neck,like you're my charm ♪ ♪ so, so freshwhen we step out midnight ♪ ♪ up in this spot,we chillin', sit tight... ♪ man: welcome to laguardia. damon: so, how long are you in town? ah, two or three days. i have some meetingsand family to see. how long areyou in town?
long enough. long enough for what? long enough for usto spend some quality time. if i'm allowed. you're allowed. let's go. come on. okay, let's go. after you. i can't believe weran into each other.
it's crazy. ♪ oh, come and take a private,do these shows ♪ (phone ringing) ♪ get paid to slide with... ♪ hey, damon. i'm busy. what's up, baby? can i get yousomething to drink? the usual.
bottle of chateaumargaux '66. that's right. coming right up. man:what up, d? well, listen, you shouldthink way larger than that. london, dubai... your check. oh, thank you. see you next time.
you know, damon, i should probablyget back to my hotel. i've got an early morning,and... ...a girl does need her beauty rest, so... no. real talk? you could stay awakethe rest of your life, and you'd stillbe beautiful to me. thank you, damon.
no, no, like,being with you tonight-- you got a brother on some, like,till-death-do-we-part shit. no, really, don't laugh.why are you laughing? i just... woman: hey. damon. i've been tryingto reach you. uh, janine, montana. montana, janine.
janine and her husband workwith me at the label. damon, look, could you call mewhen you get a moment? i want to wrap up a few thingswith you, okay? all right, have a good evening. uh, it was really niceto meet you, janine. you, too. (clicks tongue) where were we? to us.
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ damon: so this is it. work hard, play hard, baby. clearly. (laughs) yeah. i wantto show you something, too. check this out. (beeping) a little differentthan the last time you saw me. uh, yeah, you think?
well, hope you like it. come on. okay, coming. it's sexy, right? (laughs)y-yeah. wow. damon, you'redoing big things. i'm impressed. i'm not gettingin the hot tub. ♪ can't even talk about... ♪
you know you want to. (laughs)maybe, but i'm stillnot getting in. okay. fshh. montana:will you stop acting silly? is that meantto be inviting? damon? damon! damon, i know you hear me. who is that?
(damon grunts) i thought you said youweren't seeing anybody. that's janine. the lady fromthe restaurant? damon, you better open up! this is your house.tell her you've got company. i can't. why not? janine: hey!
this ain't my house. it's hers. i can't afford this shit, man. damon, open up this damn door! you can afforda range rover and... janine: damon! and you have that titanium american express card. (janine yelling)
that shit hers, too. you said she was married. she is. like,sometimes she not. i know you ain't got that hofrom the restaurant in there! who's she calling a ho? you shh...! janine: i got a whore in my tub! i'm not shushing nothing!
you'd better shu.she crazy. i'm gonna shoot youand that bitch, 'cause you know i'm crazy! told you she crazy.crazy! she crazy. janine:why?! (sobbing) why are you doing this to me?! open, open, open, open, open.open, open, open! when she come through the door,
when she break the door down,you don't want to be here. yeah, well, where should i be? (janine yelling and knocking) janine:you don't knowwho you messing with! (loud knocking,janine grunts loudly) i am not getting onthat fire escape. you better open upthis damn door! damon! yeah. uh-huh, i gotsomething for you!
where is this bitch?! damon: nobody even in here. yes, gail? gail: so is sam'sdumbass idea working? did he pop the question? i'm on a fire escape! janine:oh, yeah, baby, youdon't play with me now. i'm gonna assume that's a no. (over phone):anyway, bachelor number two
is on a flightin the morning from... i want you to get your shitand get out of here! damon:i'd never cheat on you. ...atlanta to d.c. to meet him, you need to beat jfk in an hour to catch the lastcommuter flight out tonight so you can make his connectingflight in the morning. you've now got... 69...
i mean 59... (chuckles) montana: gail? hey, gail. 59 minutes, honey. gail? you've got 59 minutes. damon: i'm lookingfor the bitch, too! janine: bitch,where are you?! god. where are you?!
could this get any worse? damon: god, you almost hit me! janine: shut up! (thunder crashing,phone ringing) man. (janine sobbing) hey, montana, it's your mother.listen. (janine yells indistinctlyand cries, glass breaking) (over phone):sheree decided to have abridesmaid slumber party
at the last minute, so we're allover here in our pajamas, and we want you to come over. all right, sweetie, i love you.ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. now, you know damn well youdon't need that cookie, doll. sit down. man (over p.a.):ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. your flight time todayto reagan international airport is one hour and 40 minutes.
sit backand enjoy the short flight. sir, may i offer youa blanket? no, thank you. montana. langston. (both laugh) curtis. would you like a blanket? i'm okay.
(bell dings) (cell phone chiming) two of my exes are on the plane. okay, i-i knew about langston,but who's this other guy? curtis. he and langstonare both on the flight. hold on. let me get sam. gail: sam. curtis is here, too. i thought you saidhe got married.
thought he did, but i don'tthink he is anymore. he's not wearing a wedding ring. none of the married guys i datewear wedding rings. i mean, it's just tacky. ugh. go with langston.he's running for congress, which means, soon, he'll belooking for a running mate. oh, hey, man. langston. curtis:you know montana? uh, yeah, yeah,we're old friends.
woman (over p.a.):flight attendants,please prepare the cabin for takeoff. woman (over p.a.):welcome to reaganinternational airport... you know, i'm, uh...i'm running for congress now. yes, and i'm havingdinner tonight with some potentially major,uh, campaign contributors. i was wondering, would youhappen to know a young lady-- gorgeous, intelligent-- uh, that would be so graciousas to join me?
if asked, i might. all right, well,consider yourself asked. consider yourself answered. right over here, this is me. langston, you've donereally well for yourself. well, thank you. this actually is my... probably my favorite roomin the house. i can see why.
oh, hey. oh, look. you have a dog. montana, this is juicy. juicy, this is montana. she's so cute.can i pet her? (barks loudly, growls) she's... (laughs) juicy.
stop that. (growling) shame on you. i'm sorry.she's jealous. she likes to, uh,mark her territory. i... i understand. you know,if you were around more often, juicy wouldn't havethese problems. so, um, my beingaround more often
would just be for juicy? oh, yes, yes, strictly,strictly for juicy. (whining) listen, i hope it's okay. i had my assistantpick you out something to wear. i'm assuming your sizesare the same as i remember? yeah, i... i hope so. you'll find it hanging in the bathroom.
it's, uh, two doors downto the left. okay. bye, juicy. we're gonna be friends. (barking) i can feel it, you know? i certainly hope so. see you shortly. juicy, pee. (juicy urinating)
god, i love that juicy. (indistinct,overlapping chatter) all right,montana, please, allow me to introduce youto howard donaldson and his beautiful wife estelle. mr. donaldson is the ownerand founder of donaldson steel, which is the largestcontractor in the washington, uh,metropolitan area. and who might thisstunning young lady be?
(chuckling): i mean, she istoo pretty to be your date. you got that right. this is montana moore, uh,my very significant other, who was gracious enoughto actually get on a plane, fly here to join usfor dinner tonight. well, young lady, i hope you're preparedto withstand... the heat which this coming electionwill surely bring. oh, montana comesfrom a long line
of flame-retardantwomen, so... she's gonna be just fine. montana:great. i got a great table.come on, let's go. let's get it. "flame-retardant." montana (chuckling):he surprised me. uh, how you doing, sir?(clears throat) may i take your drink order?
yeah, i'll have a scotch,single-malt on the rocks and a shirley temple with extra cherriesfor my wife. langston:that sounds good. i'll have exactly whatthe gentleman is having, and, uh, the ladywill also have a shirley templewith extra cherries. oh, no, actually, no, sir, i'd like a...
oh, it's okay,it's okay, i got it. a shirley temple, please. uh, ooh, actuallywould you please excuse us? i am dyingto show montana the breathtaking viewof the atrium. montana:excuse us. sorry. pardon me. thank you. be right back.
sweetheart, now,listen, all right? these are the kindsof contributors-- they want to knowthat the candidate that they're investing inis a leader. you know what i mean? likea take-charge type of man. now, if i... if i sit there andlet you order your own drink, then... then that wouldbe like you're leading, and i can't...uh, now, look. eh, okay.
please, just bear with me. i promise you, when thiswhole thing is over, i'll take you whereveryou want to go and you can order forthe entire restaurant. all right, but can you just...can you do me this solid? for me? (chuckles)sure, of course. i'll do it for you. okay. okay, thank you.
you look great tonight.you look great. uh, okay. langston, your record in thecity council is impeccable. if you're not electedto congress, it won't be because of insufficient financial support. i like that sound. mr. donaldson.
i can't tell you, uh, how much thismeans to me-- us. (chuckles) aw. i'm telling you, there is no reasonthat you can't do something for your people. um, y-you could dosomething really great, historic maybe. i mean, we're talkinglike the obamas,
the williams sisters, and like, uh,tiger woods. (whooshes) well, if, uh...(chuckles) if you're referring to,uh, the american people, then yes, i haveevery intention of, uh, making theamerican people very proud. well, you know, i wasthinking specifically of your people,the black people.
uh, well, i, uh... i live ingeorgetown, so i guess these... these would be my people, andtiger woods lives in florida, so those would be his people. are you sayingthat where tiger woods lives makes him irrelevant to peopleof the same skin color? you'd first have to determinetiger woods' skin color. he's black. (stammers, clears throat) uh, well, i think
what would make tiger woodsblack, uh, would be his passion for things,uh, that are related to the african-americanrace as a whole, which he has not yetproven to have. (gulps) what i think would maketiger woods black is the fact that he drives an escaladeand his daddy's name is earl. (montana laughing) (laughing)
(all laughing) escalade? why would you...? wh...? and daddy named earl? it was a joke. the... things were getting heavy,and i-i just... i was tryingto lighten them up. (barks)
juicy, no. (juicy growls) (whimpers) ugh. yes, this is langston. good evening, sir. yeah, yes, she is, uh...she is quite the funny lady. mr. donaldson (over phone):double on that contribution. i'm sorry?
is that all right...? of course, of course,well, i accept. yes, thank you again, sir. take care, langston. (laughs) good night. well, that wasmr. donaldson. he just doubledhis contribution. apparently, your littletiger woods joke, uh,
was the highlightof his evening. juicy, go pee. (juicy barking) well, then, the dinnerwas a success. langston, we should celebrate. look... okay. sweetheart. you're so pretty. there's a saying.
behind every great man, there is an even greater woman. and i want that for you. i want you to be greater, but sometimes being greater... means being quiet. (stammers) i-i always thoughtthe saying was, "beside every great man..."
beside, behind, between-- it's all semantics. the point is... that if she is to be great--wherever she is-- she must followand he must lead. well, when i led... ...i got you twiceas much money. yeah, but it's-it's just notabout the... about the money. well, then,what's it about?
okay, i'll tell youwhat it's about, juicy. i'm runningfor office here, and i think... did you justcall me juicy? did i? yeah, you did. oh, well,i-i-i apologize. i don't know howi could confuse you two because juicy knowshow to obey.
juicy, come! (juicy barks) yeah, see that? montana:you know what? "new actions, new outcome." same asshole, same outcome. you haven'tchanged a bit, langston. oh, and i'm keepingthe outfit and the shoes. i think i've earned them.
(juicy growling and barking) hey, get off me,you little rat. oh, juicy. (mutters)...shirt. get... get off. (ringing and buzzing) hey, it's me. i didn't wake taylor, did i? no. um, her grandma got sick,
so she went out of townto see her. oh, i'm sorry to hear that. i hope she feels better. you doing anything? not anymore. want to watch a movie? sure. great. can you come pick me up? no, you live across the hall.
i'm not at home, silly;i'm in georgetown. william? (phone ringing and buzzing) william, i'm sorry about that. i guess we got cut off. no, i hung up. yeah, sure, of course. i guess a 25-year friendshipdoesn't give me the right to call youor expect you to drive
less than an hourjust because i'm stranded at midnight in the crime capitalof the world. wait, stop, no, don't! i don't have any money, and i don't haveany real friends, either! no! (echoing):stop! so cold out there. comfortable?
so why didn't you callone of your friends to come and pick you up? oh, that's right. he lives in, uh, ch-chicago. or, no, was it houston? uh, no, n-n-no,new york city, right? (chuckles sarcastically) yeah, i know, this all seemsvery silly to you, doesn't it? okay, i'm sorry youhad a rough night.
it has beena very rough night. god, it's cold in here. does "vintage" mean you don'thave any heat in this car? i'm so cold. come over here,sit next to me. i'll keep you warm. thank you for coming. you're welcome. you give me hope that there'sstill some good men out there.
montana: are you ever gonna be finishedwith this place? it'll be finished... when it's finished.i know, i know. ah, william, i can't believeyou're making me watch a movie at 2:00 in the morning. oh, well, you know. on vhs. all righty.
our choices. enter the dragon... ...crouching tiger, hidden dragon or the last dragon. whoo! do you have misery? the last dragon? there you go. you get it started.
i'll make us some drinks. mo? what color in the dining room? cherry or espresso? espresso. yeah, that's whati was thinking. wait, is thisour high school yearbook? yeah, my mom-- she was cleaningthe garage and found it. i am surprised your picturedidn't slide off the page.
oh, my god. forgot you'd be walking aroundwith that activator... (imitates spraying) oh, you are funny. you must have forgothow you looked. there wasn't a tube of gel in a thousand milesthat was safe. (scoffs)whatever. oh, oh, my gosh, look at this.look at our prom.
william:ah! montana:we were getting down. no, i wasgetting dumped. my date gotjealous and left. oh, it's not my faultshe couldn't dance. what was that songthat we were dancing to? (drumroll) ("if it isn't love"by new edition plays) ♪ i don't love her ♪
♪ i tried to tell myself ♪ ♪ but you can see itin my eyes ♪ ♪ so don't deny ♪ ♪ deny ♪ ♪ i can't fool no one else ♪ ♪ the truth is inthe tears i cry ♪ here we go. both:♪ if it isn't love ♪ ♪ why do i feel this way? ♪
♪ why does she stayon my mind? ♪ ♪ and if it isn't love ♪ ♪ why? ♪ ♪ why does she stay onmy mind? ♪ (laughing):oh! (song fades) hey! okay, that was... i'm gonna get us a drink.
this is for you. this is a toastto us never dancing... or dressing. ...like that ever again. (chuckles):cheers. hey, you knowwhat else my mom found? um, some dvds? a couple romanticcomedies hopefully? (mutters)
hey, stop talkingabout a black man's mama. you remember this? please don't tell meyou still have that. (william laughs) paging dr. william wright. hey, if it wasn't for this, you wouldn't have even knownyou had a heartbeat. you didn't know i hada heartbeat because you were always tryingto put it on my booty.
so what you trying to say, yourbooty ain't got a heartbeat? i don't think it...i don't think it does. you don't? hmm, nah. here, let me check,let me check for you, young lady. you're gonna check it? oh, man. oh, my god, really?
i can tell, young lady,you're from african heritage. i... thank you. william:okay. think i'm startingto hear something. better be gladyou know a doctor who can make house calls. is that all you can make? montana? montana, we're here.
(sighing):william. oh, we sure are. huh? you still up for a movie? mo, you forgot your... (laughs)she's always forgettingsomething. that was quite the dreamyou were having, little girl. you were sleeping so peacefully,i thought i'd take the time to clean that nastylittle kitchen of yours.
did i ever tell you the waya woman keeps her kitchen is the waya woman keeps her man? i ought to know. mom, in the spirit of me keepingmy sanity, i think it would be really greatif we could establish some clear-cut boundaries. boundaries. after 74 and a half hoursin labor,
struggling to give you life, this is how you thank me? (scoffs)well, you're welcome, and i am leaving. mom. (groans) and do me a favor, pigpen. that littlefunky attitude you got-- don't bring thatto your sister's wedding.
we don't need it, okay? maybe i want to havea funky little attitude. maybe because i'll havesomeone of my own and i'm bringing himto sheree's rehearsal dinner. what do you thinkabout that, huh? really, montana? william: so you told your mother what? well, i hadto say something.
i had to get heroff my back. you know how she is. yeah, she gotoff your back, but then a 10,000-poundgorilla jumped on. montana:thank you. you'll see. i'll see, huh? uh-huh, you will. weisia.
it's so good to see you. oh, good to see you. good to see you. this is my good friend william. oh, hello. (laughs)oh. for bridesmaid. (weisia and montana laugh) again.
(all laugh) try on. thank you very much, weisia. for the groom. um, no, i'm not the groom. oh, but you're same size as groom. i need measurement. this could have been you,you know.
i proposed to you,and your answer was like, "ew!" (montana scoffs) you proposed to mein elementary school during recessbecause you wanted my cupcake, and the only wayyou knew you could get it was by giving me the toy ring at the bottomof your cracker jack box. at least i offered youa ring for it. that's more than i can sayfor the men you've dated since.
touchã©. if i had known the proposalswould have been so infrequent, i would have accepted. and then we'd be married. mo, you look amazing. you don't lookhalf bad yourself. i got to get this. taylor. (phone chiming)
so, um, how'syour grandmother doing? miss you, too. ("wings" by little mix plays) frankie: sam, got one, baby. flight 1763headed to houston, sitting in seat 3-a, baby. houston, we got a problem. ♪ my feet,feet can't touch the ground ♪
move, move! move! ♪ and i can't hear a sound ♪ oh, i got a cart? hands off. sorry. ♪ but you just keep on runningup your mouth, yeah ♪ ♪ walk, walk on over there ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm too fly to care ♪ ♪ oh, yeah... ♪
sst! he's on his way to d.c., man. right there withmy president. this boy got somefrequent-flyer miles. he's on his way to miami. got another one, sam,on his way to detroit. motown! ♪ mama told me not to wastemy life ♪ ♪ she said spread your wings ♪
it'll just be one second. i just need a minute, please. just one second, please. ♪ don't let what they say ♪ ♪ keep you up at night ♪ ♪ and they can't detain you ♪ ♪ 'cause wings are madeto fly ♪ (phones chiming) ♪ and we don't let nobody ♪
♪ bring us down ♪ ♪ no matter what you say,it won't hurt me ♪ ♪ don't matter if i fallfrom the sky ♪ ♪ these wings are made to fly ♪ she like light-skinned dudes? i got leo dicaprio up here. do her husbandhave to be a man? ♪ these wings are made to fly. ♪ oof!
(song ends) now is not the time to getdown on yourself, montana. in a week maybe. oh, don't mention it. gail:ooh. taylor? montana, what a... ho-ho-ho. surprise?
how's your grandmother? montana: william is much better-looking. and he's a great guy. and she'sout here being a two-timing... whore. look, i knowthis must look really bad. um, but what you don't knowis me and william broke up. it's a long story. anyway, um,
i'd appreciate itif you don't mention it. you know how it iswhen you break up. it's... the wound's still open. sure, yeah. thank you.(chuckles) could you get mea hot tea? two sugars, no cream. ciao! (curtain closes)
okay... (grunting) no, no. no, no. (clamoring) flight 901 is headedto new mexico. feliz navidad. got another one, sam.506, baby. hold on one second. here he is, coming straight to los angeles.
you want him? excuse me. thank y... sorry. man: really? woman: ow! do you mind if i... okay. sorry.i'm really sorry. i just... i have to g...i have to... okay. ♪ 'cause wings are madeto fly. ♪ montana:excuse me. sorry. excuse me.
(panting) no, gail, there's four days leftbefore the wedding. i'm just gonna...get some rest and... hop on the first flightin the morning. thanks for trying. i love you, too. (chuckling):okay. (beep)
(sighs heavily) montana moore, do you know what time it is? mmm, it's about 10:00 in l.a. yeah, it's 1:00 a.m.in baltimore. (chuckles)i know. i'm sorry. i just thoughtthat maybe you might want to... you know... talk.
about? come on, william. how longhave we known each other? you can tell me. mo, what are you talking about? william, i'm talking about you and taylor. hey! (chuckles) i was just thinkingabout you, too.
oh. oh, you gotanother phone call. taylor, don't you do that. oh, i'll be sure to tell him. taylor, don't... okay. all right, merry christmasto you, too. you think i'm not gonnatell him? what happenedto the italian guy? what?! (beep, chime)
(sighs)what you working on? just tryingto figure things out. well, i like this,this little thing here. oh, yeah. (piano playing "o little townof bethlehem" ) thanks. (piano playing "jingle bells") mmm, mmm... man (over p.a.):hey, anybodyin a holiday spirit?
come on. it's open mic. hmm? montana:♪ cottage smallis what i'm after ♪ ♪ not onethat's spacious and wide ♪ that's priceless. ♪ a house that's filled... ♪ (slurring):uh, what you guys whisperingabout? huh? ♪ and one that is f... ♪ hey, i'm singing right now.okay.
♪ i like the... ♪some people like the high life. i like the low life. you knowwhat i'm talking about? ♪ free from stress and strife,come on now ♪ ♪ sounds corny and seedy ♪ ♪ but yes indeedy ♪ ♪ give me the simple life... ♪ yeah. you know? (scattered applause) (woman laughs)
man: bravo. bravo.that was... amazing. quinton. oh, my god, i'm so embarrassed. oh, please. don't be. (groans)oh, my god. you were wonderful. well, no. (chuckles) gosh, it's so goodto see you.
you, too. i'm so pleasedyou still remember me. of course i remember you. you were on my routefor over a year. l.a. to new york. let me seeif i can remember. um... columbia graduate,top of your class, of course. hobbies:racquetball, skiing and art. well, i guess it's obvious
how much i enjoyed talkingto you during our flights. well, we were always luckythat there was an empty seat next to you so we could talk. no, it wasn't luck. i paid for both seats. you didn't. of course. oui, monsieur jamison. uh... (speaking french)
parfait. avec plaisir. yeah. merci. madame. i have no idea what you just said,but you don't have to do... oh, please. i insist. come on.let's go have a drink. okay, if you insist.(chuckles) so you've been a maid of honornine times.
i should get the guinness bookof world records on the line. a little bit more likeripley's believe it or not! uh, it could've been ten,actually, but, uh, my, uh, cousin called off herthird wedding the day before. so it's really ninewith an asterisk. huh. wow. (chuckling):yeah. i know. man:as you requested, mr. jamison. oh, my...
quinton, this is too much. you can never havetoo much of a good thing. besides, it's on the house. so you-you workfor the hotel? i own the hotel. this hotel? (piano plays gentle melody) ♪ it's a lovely day forgoing nowhere ♪ ♪ it's a lovely day forbeing in love ♪
♪ it's a lovely day ♪ ♪ feel like chasingthe clouds away ♪ ♪ to a perfect placei'm dreaming of ♪ ♪ it's a lovely day forgoing nowhere... ♪ um, wow. have you ever imaginedwhat it would feel like, take off a yearand travel the world? (chuckles)what woman hasn't? but... without the meansor the time, it just...
remains just that:a thought, a dream. (chuckling):so... so if you're giventhe means... would you find the time? um... i don't knowwhat you mean. (chuckles) you think this sunriseis beautiful? wait till you see thesunrise in the serengeti. or the view from the topof the eiffel tower. we could go shop in milan.
cruise the greek isleson a private yacht. wow, that... that sounds incredible.(chuckles) quinton,i'm-i'm so flattered. i don't know what to say. say, "i accept your invitation." you mean... your proposal? if that's what you wantto call it, then yes. well, what do you want meto call it?
i'm taking some time offto travel the world, and i'm asking you to join me. montana... if you thought i wastalking about marriage... i've tried it-- twice-- and all it did was ruintwo very good friendships. listen, if marriage is what you need, you should find someonewilling to give you that.
but if passion and adventureis what you want, you'll never want it again. i'm passing through d.c.in a couple of days on my way to rome, and thento london, and then to greece. i will have my assistantbook your ticket to all three places,just in case. (chuckles)okay. well, um... listen,if you're gonna be in d.c., i-i'd really like you to cometo my sister's rehearsal dinner.
i... it's not gonna be anythingfancy like you're used to, but... we could talk about it then. now, you get some restand... think about it. it's been a great night. (whispering):what? montana: now i realize why it's so hard to find the perfect guy. maybe he just doesn't exist.
♪ from the first time we met ♪ ♪ saw a glow i can't forget ♪ ♪ felt the sun rise and set ♪ ♪ in your eyes ♪ ♪ i knew thati wanted you near me ♪ ♪ is it love i feel? ♪ ♪ tell me is, is it real? ♪ ♪ is it love, please tell... ♪ (chuckles, mutters)
♪ me... ♪ ♪ now... ♪ montana: yeah? william:what you doing? montana:about to get readyfor the rehearsal dinner. come on in. it's your mailman. this is from your mailbox. you didn't have to do that.
it's fine. and that's from me. yeah, that'san early christmas gift. it'll help getyour mother off your back. well, that's no longera problem because tonight at sheree'srehearsal dinner, after my sister introducesher soon-to-be husband, i'm gonna be makingan introduction of my own. what's so funny?
y-you're starting to turninto your mother. no. i'm just realizing that maybefairy tales don't come true. we weren't alllucky enough to have parents like youthat... that ate dinner every night togetherfor 40 years. listen, i never saidmy parents was perfect. they went through itjust like any other couple. but when they took those vows,they meant it.
my mom, she loved my dad,and my dad loved her back. well, um, my mom loved my dad. and then she lovedanother man. and another manand another man. people get marriedand divorced. that's just what people do. you spent your whole lifebeing your own woman. why-why you want to change now? who said anything aboutnot being my own woman?
i just would really like to besomebody's else's, too. somebody's? or anybody's? you know what? um, william... why don't you save your reallygreat relationship advice for someonewho really needs it. like your girlfriend taylor when she's kissing someitalian dude at 30,000 feet.
that's my cue. merry christmas, mo. (sighs)man. well, i thought you should know! thank you. i know. (recorded):montana, it's your mother. i've told everybody about your announcement. (chuckles)so don't let me down! mom: good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
as you all know,my youngest daughter is marrying a handsome young manfrom rhode island. rocky mountain. (laughs)rocky mountain. what are you doing here? (mom continuing speech) same thing as you--just being all nosy. ...to welcome him to the family. and give him a last chanceto back out.
but before i bring youmy youngest daughter, i'd like to presentto you my oldest, who has an announcementthat is lovely. and long overdue. i give you... montana! (chuckling):montana, come up, baby. come on up here.(chuckles) so, um...(clicks tongue) i have an announcement,
as i'm sure you are all aware.(chuckles) tricky thing about announcementsis that you, um... you need to have somethingto announce i-in order for itto be an announcement. what is she doing? so, um... i don't know. (clears throat)here it... uh, here it is. langston:friends, family,
fellow americans. (whispering):langston? montana... i was flippingthrough the newspaper, and i saw the noticefor your sister's wedding. oh. thank you. congratulations. you look ravishing. langston: montana... sheree: who is he?
i was thinkingabout what you said. you were right.a woman can lead. under the right circumstances,of course. one of whichis a campaign brunch next weekwith a very influential senator. (whispering):a senator. this is to... beside... behind... (others gasp)
and to nothing coming between us. langston:montana... would you... oh, yes, she will! no. i won't. yes, you will. i won't. mom: will.
won't. montana, what's gotten into you? mom, what hasgotten into you? you don't evenknow this man. hello. how are you? fine, thank you. you're just gonna marry me off to the...the first person you see?
unbelievable. i mean, this is a man who i would... never marry. (guests murmuring) i wouldn't even vote for you. i don't trust black republicans.i'm sorry. i'm actually a libertarian. you know,
i spent the last 30 days looking for somebody, anybody to come here tonight. so i could... fit in. and be part of the club. so all of you would say, "we love you, montana. "we... you did it.we're so proud of you. you're a lady."
marriage doesn'tmake you a lady any more than... standing in a garagemakes you a car. (chuckles)that's a weird analogy. here's my announcement. i don't even have any prospects. yeah, no, none, zero. i'm all alone. but i did meet somebody
i have been really, reallyneeding to meet. me. (gail and sam sigh) and, uh... ...turns out... ...i like me. a lot.(chuckles) with or without a husband. i say this-- i'll say,from your older sister...
that...(sniffles) if you are reallyin love with derrick and you can't imagine spending another daywithout him, then you twoshould absolutely get married. and i'm so happy for you. if you're making this decisionfor any other reason, sweetie, you're making thebiggest mistake of your life.
you know, um... ...a really good friendof mine once told me... the magic... the magic isn'tin getting married. it's in staying married. (grunts softly) so what are you saying?y-you... you don't wantto get married now? do you?
i was just doing this'cause your mom said we had to. baby, we can waituntil after we graduate. maybe just get to knoweach other a little better. are you sure? yes. i am. that's o...give me a kiss. come here. i'm fine with that.i love you. sheree:i love you, too.
i feel so much better. let's get out of here. (applause) uh, hello. my name islangston jefferson battle iii, and i am runningfor united states congress. (applause stops) you met someone?yourself? you met yourself? i had to sayi was introducing someone.
whatever you need,we are here for you, okay? right by your side. from, uh,way over there. from way, way, way over there. way over there. i'll be right there, okay?wait for me. listen. not now, mom. montana, montana, wait.
listen, mom. i need a few days. weeks. maybe even a month. i can't give you that. i can risk losinganother husband, but not my daughter. i was proud ofyou in there. that woman in there wasthe woman i raised you to be. confident. smart.
independent. a lady. i was scared. i put all that pressureon you and your sister 'cause i didn't wantyou to go through five husbands like i did. do you mean that? of course i do. and you know i do.
now, i don't know if iever told you this... ...but your father... was my first... and only... true love. and i loved himuntil the day he died. you were too youngto remember, montana, but every sunday, your fatherwould let me sleep. he'd rush downstairsto make pancakes.
oh, my god, he'd rattlehis pots and pans and carry on down there.(chuckles) and then he'd yellup the stairs, he'd go, "catherine, you come on downhere and eat these pancakes!" i wouldn't move. and then he'd come over thereand he'd kiss me on my cheek. so sweet. he'd say, "get up, baby.come and eat." that was 30 years ago, montana.
and some sundays, i...still close my eyes, and i can smell those pancakeslike it was just yesterday. so, yeah, love does matter. now, when you find love-- and you will, baby... (chuckling):no, no. ...don't ever let it go. oh, god.
i love you, mom. (laughing):i love you, too. (laughing): mom. come on, let's go. we can just talk. i just want to make youproud of me, you know. montana: i don't know if i'm ever going to meet somebody. who knows? but you can have reallygreat sex while you're looking.
she can. yeah, we get it, gail. you like to bone. (car horn honking) did you enter the publishersclearing house sweepstakes? ooh! (gasps)who is that? montana, you should cometake a look at this. i think the king of zamundamight be here to see you.
oh. that's quinton. that is quinton? that's who you were supposed to meet at therehearsal? oh! that's... that's the onethat gave you... those diamonds are... those diamonds are real? quinton: montana! honey, get ready.go down there.
no. i'm not. sam: no? what are you doing? put that bracelet down. gail, move. put the bracelet down.put the bracelet down. gail. gail. let her do whatshe's going to do. i want to stop you
from doing somethingwe will all regret. sam:it's okay. it's okay.just calm down. gail:we can all retireoff that bracelet. sam:shh-shh-shh. i apologize for being late. i had an event that ran longerthan expected. i hope i didn't ruin anythingfor you. look... i thought aboutwhat you said in los angeles.
i said a lot. and i listened. i want morethan extravagant trips and expensive gifts. they're nice. they're... really nice. i want a lifetime. and as silly as it may sound, i'm not going to settlefor anything less.
and as silly as it sounds... i don't think you should. (gail gasps) gail:i can't see. i can't see. (car door closes) that was super brave. that was super stupid. ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. (gail sighs)
montana:i just... i want a commitment, you know? real love. he just wantedinternational travel booty. that man could have hadintergalactic travel booty. so, who gave you this? did william wrap that himself? (whistles) boy can wrap a gift.
you going to open it? okay, i'll open it. hey, hey. she said she doesn'twant to open it. that's why i'm going to open it. you want it? i would, i would.i would any day. don't you touch my hair! listen, i'll open it!
god! you guys, i've hadenough drama for one night. well, you said youdidn't want to open it. stop it! i'll open it. (muttering) really. is william going through a little bitof a financial situation?
when we were seven, he proposedto me with a... a toy ring, and i laughed at him. and he said... "someday." it's a plane ticket. is it? hey, now. this is a plane ticketto france. he wants youto marry a frenchman. he was going to takehis girlfriend to italy
for their one-year anniversary,and i said... if it was me, i wouldhave chosen france. what dateis that ticket for? today. at 11:45 p.m. ("the love you save"by jackson 5 plays) okay, here we go,looking for a taxi. get me a cab! that one right there!
hey, taxi! wait, wait! stop in the nameof the law! please! come on, we need togo to the airport! everybody get in! i'm off duty. read the sign. sir, the door won't open. what are you doing?!
sir, you must!sir, the door's broken. wait! ♪ do-do, do-do, do-be-do-do ♪ hey, hey, hey, hey, my brother. i'm calvinwith transalliance. let me help youwith your bag. oh, no, i'm good, bro. brother, brother,you can't go in there with the liquids and gels.
you got liquidsand gels in your bag? cabbie! cabbie! sam: hey, wait, no! no! where you going?!stop him! stop him! hey, wait! montana:stop! brother, you don't haveno lotion or nothing? no, i don't... so let me get this right.
you out herefor the holidays just ashen? come on, brother,you already dark-skinned. brother, we gota black president. i am not sitting bitch! go in there! i resent the implication. i want the seat by the window! go back in there! happy holidays, brother.
♪ you're headedfor the danger zone ♪ ♪ i'm the one who loves you ♪ ♪ i'm the one you need ♪ i couldn't hold him. gail: drive, drive, drive! montana: go, go, go, go, go! okay, how may i help you, sir? uh, i'm going to paris. all right, i need your passport.
here you go. yes. okay. sam: calvin couldn't stop him. i'm going to text tanya and cedric. montana: just go straight. man: hey. somebody make up your mind, okay? all right. here you go. (cell phone chimes)
♪ when benjie held your hand ♪ ♪ he felt electricity ♪ actually... oh. ugh. these computers are alwaysdoing something weird. just give me one second, okay? how are you enjoyingthe holidays? did it start snowing yet?paris sounds amazing. is that wherethe eiffel tower is? ♪ stop! the love you savemay be your own ♪
♪ darling, take it slow ♪ ♪ or someday you'll beall alone ♪ gail: al, can you go around? i'm stuck here. wheredo you want me to go? where are you going? i love you guys.i got to try. hey, hey, hey,don't get out of the... is there a possi...? ah-ah-ah-ah.
i'm sorry, mr. wright.just give me one quick second. wait. good luck! we love you! okay, i love you! text me quinton's number! finally.i got it, mr. wright. here's your ticket. enjoy your trip to paris. i'm sure it's goingto be amazing. your gate is that way.
(muttering): yeah... thank you for flyingtransalliance! yep. have a safe flight,mr. wright! ♪ "s" is for "save it" ♪ ♪ "t" is for "take it slow" ♪ ♪ "o" is for "oh, no" ♪ ♪ "p" is for "please,please, don't go" ♪ ♪ the love you savemay be your own ♪
(phone chimes) ♪ some day you may beall alone ♪ ♪ stop it ♪ ♪ save it, girl ♪ ♪ baby, ooh ♪ stop, stop, stop! ♪ you better stop ♪ excuse me. sorry. ♪ please, please,or some day, some day, baby ♪
(wand warbles) ♪ you'll be all alone ♪ oh, excuse me. sorry. sorry. excuse... (wand warbling) hey, brother, what you doing? ♪ those other guyswill put you down ♪ ♪ as soon as they succeed ♪ ♪ oh... ♪
♪ oh, baby ♪ ♪ you... better stop it ♪ ♪ stop it, stop it, girl ♪ ♪ or somedayyou'll be all alone ♪ excuse me. did i make it? don't worry, sir. excuse me, please. ♪ the way they talk about you ♪ get out of my way.
♪ they'll turn your name ♪ i'm sorry. excuse me. ♪ turn your name to dirt ♪ wait. no. please, no, please, please, please, please,please, please. i'm sorry, it's too late. no... (airplane engine humming)
♪ those other guyswill put you down... ♪ (music fades) (both gasp) william, oh, my god. hey, i brought... i saw... i just sawyour plane leave, and... and i thoughtyou were gone. n-n-no. the agent-- she entered
the wrong gateon my boarding pass. but i thought you... i thought you finallygot your proposal. but i said no. you s... no husband? no taylor? mo, the only baggage i've got is on the wayto france right now.
it's just me. well... wh-wh-what are youtrying to say with the...with the cracker jack box? i don't understand. mo, l-listen. i was standing alonein my apartment, right? and i realized... ...why wasn't itgoing to be finished?
it wasn't going to be finishedbecause you weren't in it. and i realized that thatlittle cracker jack box ring, that wasn't gonna fit no more, so... ...i found one that would. you... montana christina moore... ...for the second time-- and this timefor all the right reasons...
...would you marry me? yes, yes, yes. after 30 days and 30,000 miles of searching the skies for mr. right, turns out he was living across the hall the whole time, and with any luck, he'll work the same job, drive the same truck and love the same woman for the rest of his life. gail: whoo! we did it. oh!
sam: yes. we did it. ah. i am so glad that's over. now i can finallyget back to my life. (gail laughs, phone chimes) which... starts this weekend. i have a date with anamazingly gorgeous man. mmm?
looks like i gota hot date, too. oh, sam. both:he works at the renaissance. both:well, mine's the manager. (both scream) oh, no! you bitch! why?! sam!
that's my man! i had him first! no! yuck! that's mine! i'm gonna... (gail sobbing) ♪ with love ♪ ♪ i'm in love ♪ ♪ in love. ♪
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