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[♪ color me badd:"i wanna sex you up"] [chattering, cheering] so... i'm pretty goodat archery. oh. [chuckles] that'll be useful if youever have a time machine and your time machine breaks, and you're stuckin the medieval ages. you're funny.it's weird. yeah. i'm weird.
me too. yeah, right.everyone loves you and your dad's likefamous, or something. my parents are gettinga divorce, that's why i had to goto camp, so... [sniffles] [stifled sobs] - are you crying?- no. jesus. look... i'm not reallyan affectionate person.
people aren't meantto be together forever. you think so? yeah. can i finger you? - no.- ok. [♪ nelly featuringp. diddy & murphy lee"shake ya tailfeather"] [lively chattering] [belches] - [man] come on, baby, i got ya!- [woman giggles] don't drop me!
[giggles] hey! hey! patrice! oh, my god!i told you that thiswas a pajama party. what are you wearing?what is this? you're wearing actuallong johns? what?! this is a frat party. you just have tobe drunk and look hot. watch and learn.
hey. hey! - i'm so drunk!- [cheering] [chanting]drink! drink! drink...! hey, do you know that girl? the sexy pioneer? i think i know her. i'd have sexwith a pioneer. for sure. a hungry pioneerlost on the trail. - do i know you?- hi, adam franklinof camp weehawken.
i'm emma kurtzman.you tried to finger me? whoa! yeah. wow!do you go here? why...? - what are you doingat a party of frat?- no. i go to mit, but i have this family thing,and i grew up in ann arbor. mit? wow. so you grew upto be a lot smarter than me. yeah, sometimesmy neck gets sore. - why?- 'cause my brain's so big. [♪ outkast: "ms. jackson"]
i agree, it didn't work.drop it. i like you. what? why?you don't even know me. i have to go to thisstupid thing tomorrow.you wanna come with me? yeah, sure.i'll come with you. - what is it?- some stupid thing. - [slow violin playing]- [woman crying softly] [man] i wanted to leave youwith something david said to me almost every day at the lab.
it's einstein. "there are only two waysto live your life. one, as if nothing is a miracle. the other,as if everything is a miracle." for david, there was no biggermiracle than his family. his daughters, emma and katie,and his wife, sandra. - [engine starting] - [emma] mom? i want youto meet adam. i'm so sorry.
and this ismy sister, katie, and her lover, kevin. boyfriend.and my best friend. oh, well... thank you. - i didn't know you weredating someone, emma.- oh, i'm not. i just had a one-night standwith him when i was 14. it was a really nice funeral. i'm sorry. i'm glad you stayed.
so, i'll call you,or something... adam, you're wonderful. if you're lucky,you're never gonna see me again. [♪ mariachi bandplaying "don't cha"] yes. - hey.- did we...? yes, we did. we went to college together. you have two gay dads. yeah, i'm the manwith the two gay dads.
they helped me movemy boxes sophomore year. they're the best. i love them.i'm super straight, though. - so, yeah.- ok. - you're patrice, right?- yes. yeah, eli.i'm with... adam! i'll be right back. pick up some ofthat kettle corn. - it's patrice.- hey! - patrice! hey!- [patrice] how are you?
- [patrice] weird.- [adam] wow. [adam] i haven'tseen you in... wow. - how are you?- good. [emma] adam. - emma.- what is this,the peach pit? [eli] and, yeah, thatwas a 90210 reference. yeah, you'resuper straight. - what are you doing here?- i just moved here a week ago. i'm doing my residency atthe westwood teaching hospital.
- hi.- vanessa, this is emma. - emma, vanessa.- [vanessa] hi. how do you do? this is our friend, patrice. - hi. how do you do?- how do i what? - [vanessa] hi.- [katie] hi. [vanessa]hi, you look nice. [katie]it's nice to meet you. you remembermy sister, katie. she's just finishingschool here.
yeah. i haven't seenyou guys since... - yeah, dad's funeral.- dad's funeral. aw, sad. ok. well, we shouldhead out, so... yeah, we should, too.you know... but we should hang out.let me just... i'll getyour number. yeah, just give me your phone.i'll put it in there. [adam] yeah, that'sprobably easier. we really have to besomewhere now, so...
yeah.we should... totally. totally. all right, well,good to hang out. - good seeing you guys.have fun.- yeah. - take care.- take care, ladies. [lip-synching"what good is a boy?"] and cut! - great.- [woman] that's good. - ok! yeah!- great. great.
ok, guys, we're gonna do thisagain. all right? five minutes. - [woman] all right, let's...- [adam] good job. great job. great job... [woman] wait.what are, people...? - hey, benji! good scene.- cool. thanks. you looked great! sari. i told youto play hard to get. i'm incrediblyeasy to get! [woman] adam.
you were gonna ask mesomething before the break. - what was it?- yeah, i... wait, wait, wait. fuck,fuckety-fuck. what was it? stop. oh! you wanted to knowif you could get off earlyto see your dad, - which is, yeah, totally fine.- thank you. by the way, tell your dad,it's like my favorite show ever. love it, own it, lost it,bought it again. it's so great. "great scott!" - you probably hear thatall the time.- not that much.
ew, chuck! chuck! if i catch youtaking pictures of yourdick one more time, i'm gonna takethat thing away. [♪ bishop allen:"click click click"] - [intercom beeps] - [man] hello. how can i help you? - hey, philippe, it's adam. - hi. come in. - hey, dad.- hey. check it out. vinyasa yogaand the army ranger workout.
- i combined them!- wow. that's very impressive. i'm gonna do a video, i think. vinyasa power. i can almost seewhere your muscles go. very funny. hit me. no, i'm not gonna hit you.i don't want to hurt you. you're not gonna hurt me. come on, hit me.give me your best shot. come on, quick,before i get a hernia! no.
you're right.let's smoke some weed. [dad] this isreally good stuff. my agent got me one of thosemedical marijuana cards. [adam] it's nice to see they'resupporting your career. yeah. so, um,how's the show going? i mean, great.i mean, it's abouthigh-schoolers who sing and danceand blog. at least you're writing,that's what's important. no. i'm an assistant.
well, but... at leastthey've seen your writing. not yet. actually... i wanted to get your opinionon this episode that i wrote. kind of a sample. that's my boy. i'll take a look at it, sure.and then i'll call somebody. no. do not call anyone. - just read it andtell me what you think.- ok.
so... are you having sex? yes. i'm having sex. 'cause if you wantany pointers, you know... ...i can help you out.if there's one thing you learn after two failed marriages,it's how to eat kitty. - anyone special?- no. i mean, not since vanessa. it's been a year.it's time to move on. it's been eight months, dad.
what did you wantto talk to me about, anyway? - [bell tinkling]- mm-mm-mm. - you got a dog?seriously, that's...- freckles! come! you didn't tell him yet? damn! - [coughing]- i... adam, i wanted to tell you.i was just about to tell you. how long? - well...- how long?
not long. i... she needed a place to staybecause, you know, herlandlord is such a d-bag. christmas. i raninto her at a party. we got to talking.about you, mostly. [groans] [both groaning] it looked so soft! it's not. ow! god! oh, that reallyhurt. damn.
you're fuckingmy ex-girlfriend? well, yeah, but... - i... she's just so hot.- i know how hot she is. - that's really sweet.thanks, guys.- [adam] fuck you! adam. all right,i'm not the perfect dad. but the worst thing you can doin life is to say no to love. and i thinkshe really loves me. - don't. adam.- [door closes] [adam moans]
hey, you know the bestpart about my gay dads? [adam] what? they're never gonna eat outmy ex-girlfriends. that's true. hey, i heard. you and yourdad are tunnel buddies, huh? - wow, wallace!- she chose your dadover you, man. that's like tradingan ipod for a 8 track. you need to get even. go have sex with oneof his ex-girlfriends.
hey, you thinkwhen he's busting a nut, he's like, "great scott"? no? wait. can we talkabout something else? like, literally,anything else? - [wallace] yeah.- of course. yeah. - [croaking] great scott.- ok. [wallace chuckles] - that's it. i'm going for it.- going for what? i'm gonna callevery girl in my phone
until someone agreesto have sex with me. - that's strong. toast to that.- toast. that is a terrible,self-destructive plan, and we're behind youa hundred percent. [♪ mark ronson featuring q-tipand mndr: "bang bang bang"] well, hello to you! uh-huh. yeah, i can come to ohio. ohio? no, you can't.
i'll take a cab. no, it's fine.i'll come to you. what hospital? i just really need to bewith someone right now. hey, i was wondering... do you have someplacei could put my boner? no, it's just... we couldjust snuggle or something. what? well, how old are you? - oh...- ok.
i got it! i got it. i got it. i got it. i got it! - [silverware clinking]- [groans] oh. you don't remembermy name, do you? - um... [exhales]- it's ok. it's shira, and you look likeyou could use some coffee. yes. coffee's good.
hey... oh... i got, um... - where are my pants?- um... i don't know. they could beanywhere. here's your coffee. thank you. did you havea good time last night? it was all right.nothing special. listen, i wantyou to know that... - ...i respect you.- thank you.
normally, i would rememberthe name of someone that i've... what? oh, my god. did you think we had sex?oh, my god, we did not have sex. hey, adam. you leftyour socks in my room. - did i?- you did. did i, by chance, leavemy pants in your room? no. when we met,you weren't wearing pants. stop teasing him, you guys. - patrice. hey, i know you.- hey.
- yeah.- ok. [whispers]what happened last night? - did we do it?- we had sex. yeah. i really liked it. i didn't know that my bodycould handle that much pain. and that i would like it. you're up. emma. - you live here?- yep.
- you feeling any better?- [groans] did i have sex with anyonein this apartment last night? no, you didn't. - no. sorry.- [emma] you didn't. thank you.yeah, that's... that's funny. let's make fun of thehung-over naked guy. but i do have your pants, so ifyou want them, come with me. yes. thank you. you don't have to feelembarrassed, becausewe're all doctors,
- so we see literallyhundreds of penises a week.- i see thousands. i just pulled a penis outof a vitaminwater yesterday. - so, we are coolwith penises here.- [adam] ok. we're professionals. well... [adam] it has beena pleasure. oh. bravo. - [man] nice.- [patrice] bravo, bravo. yep, i'm definitely gay.
so, how didi get here? um, you texted methat it was an emergency, and then i texted you myaddress, and then you came over. and i think you thoughtyou were at home, because you startedtaking off all your clothes. oh, god. - here are your pants.- thank you. um... so...
- did i just pass outon your couch?- no. no, then you didthis thing. it was... ...like a dance? - dance?- yeah, like... - i shook my dick at you?- yeah. oh, shit. i'm sorry. no, no, it was...it was exciting. it was like you were cheeringwhile you were doing it. you were like,"woo, look at my dick!"
[laughs] - did you look at it?- yeah, i looked. it was nice. you havea really nice penis. - nice?- it seems kindof like carefree. - yeah?- yeah. jesus. i don't knowwhere to start. my dad's... my dad's datingmy ex-girlfriend. you told me about itlast night. did i tell youlike in a charming way?
was i like charming and funnywhen i told you? yeah. you were... ...naked and crying. i'm a mess. hey. it's gonna be ok. thanks. seriously. i should probably get ready now.i don't want to be late.
yeah, it's...you don't want to be late. no, that would be bad. [panting] condom? - condom. get a condom.- i know. condoms. - ok.- condoms. got it. - got it.- hurry. you need help?
- i got it.- ok. here we go. oh, you got your... - yep.- let me just... [breathing heavily] - hey.- yeah. - we're having sex.- i know. [knocking] emma, we have to bein the hospital in ten minutes.
[emma] uh, ok. you have 45 seconds to pullyour shit together, ok? - i'm way ahead of you.- fine. fine. [both breathing heavily] [growling loudly] [moaning loudly] [muffled growling, moaning] [stifled gasps]
- found it!- oh, great. so, we're not gonnatell anyone about this, ok? - yeah. of course.- it's just easier that way. - definitely.- good. [man] emma,time to go! coming! - all right?- is this...? - no.- it looks likesomething happened. i'm gonna get the bill.i'll pay for it.
- hey.- hey. hi. i just wanted to follow upthat text with a phone call. wanted to see if you wantedto hang out again. [emma] i'm starving. that's weird. you just pulled up in front of the restaurantthat i'm eating at. - hey. i'm sam.- we work togetherat the hospital. we have like 15 minutesto get food, so...
- she's just using mefor my car.- [adam chuckles] - you're a doctor?- not yet. fingers crossed. awesome. that'sawesome for you. - hey, eli.- hey. well, we're kind of in a rush,so it was good seeing you. - nice to meet you.- nice meeting you. you look beautiful today. nice meeting you. you piece of shit.
- what?- "what?" let me ask you. did you have sex with emma? yes. i'm not supposedto tell anyone. - yes! wow!- shh! i called her, but shedidn't call me back.she sent me a text. - all right. well,what'd she text you?- "hi." - just "hi"?- "hi." with nothing else? just "h-i"? i don't know. what do i dowith that? i don't know.
that's not good. you just gottawalk away, pal. it's over. - she's not into it.- shit. seriously? - good seeing you guys.- see you later. you really think she's justusing him for his car? no, adam, i don't.i think he wantsto fuck her in his prius. and the thingabout fucking in a prius is that you don't haveto feel guilty afterwards. 'cause of thecarbon footprint.
[siren blaring] - metzner talked to methe other day.- shut up. what did he say? he was like, "no, you're doingthat wrong." it was amazing. ooh, emma. - what are you doing here?- [patrice laughs] hi. you didn't call me back,so i thought i'd come here. oh. it's for you. "congrats"? for what?having sex with you? yeah. you did a good job,
so... i thoughtyou deserved a balloon. - i'm working.- ok. so, what's up withnot calling me back? - i'm not good at this stuff.- at what, talking? yeah, talking. communicating.relationship stuff. it's just... this is... if we werein a relationship, i'd become a weird, scaryversion of myself, and... my throat starts constricting,the walls start throbbing.
it's like a peanut allergy,like... an emotional peanutallergy. well, i can't date you, either. 'cause you're notmy dad's type, so... emma, rounds.hey, adam. - what's up?- look, i should probably go. thank you.we'll be friends, right? yeah, friends. with the height difference? we stand next to each other,it looks like he'skidnapping me.
- what?- you always do this. you always find something wrongwith everybody who likes you. and i date guyswho have real problems. i date guys whosteal my credit card, and then they tell me it's myfault because i left it out. you find these perfect guys, and then you're like, "it'llnever work, he's too happy." what's up,dr. metzner? did i just say "what's up"to stephen metzner?
that was reallyhard to watch. look, i know i'm supposedto want to be in a relationship. but i'd just end upwith a broken heart and a bunch of hisold t-shirts. - just from a purelylogical aspect...- what are you doing? - i'm texting him.- of course you are. [singing "99 problems"] you know, you shouldn't havegotten her a balloon actually. who do you think you are,the old guy from up?
you told me toget her a balloon. well, i didn't thinkyou'd actually do it.it's a terrible idea. listen. hey, nobodyknows about this, - so don't say anythingto anyone. ok?- all right, i won't. [phone chimes] - it's from emma.- what's it say? - "where are you?"- ah. what are you writing? "hi, how are you doing?"and then a winky face. no, adam, it's after 10pm.
come on, the "where are you?"text is like saying: "hey, i want to havesex with you, but i just need to knowhow drunk you are." [wallace] hey. did you fuck emmaand then bring her a balloon? what? did you tell him? - no! yes!- you can't tell anyone. - she just texted him,"where are you?"- oh, she wants the dick. adam, you wantto come back strong here.go from a position of power.
something like, "where am i?why don't you check yourunderpants." - yeah. don't write that.- yeah! - i would never write that.- see, i like to bekind of scary. like, "boo!here comes my dick." did you have sex with some girland give her a balloon? can we not tell everyone? [eli] i apologize. so, what'dyou write back? "hi."
- yeah, that could work.- yeah, it's not bad. - "hi" is fine.- [phone chimes] [emma laughing] there were somany interestingthings going on. - yeah.- that flippy thing,what was that? sure, i just, i don't know,i had an idea, i just went with it. - that was a really good call.- thank you. we probablyshouldn't snuggle.
yeah.that just felt wrong. i should head out. - already?- yeah. you want to grab a muffinor something? i can't. i have to go to work. ok. you know, i don't wantto freak you out, but... ...i'd love to hang out with youin the daytime sometime. it's not really possible.i have no time. i work 80 hours a week,doing 36-hour shifts.
what i need is someone who'sgonna be in my bed at 2am, who i don't have to lie toor eat breakfast with. i hate breakfast. and lying. i also hate war. do you want to do this? do what? use each other for sex, at all hoursof the day and night. nothing else.
- yeah, i could do that.- good. it's gonna be fun. you know this isnever gonna work. why not? because clearlyyou're gonna fallin love with me. oh, really?well, then we just do this until one of us feels somethingmore, and then we stop. - well, it won't be me.- it won't be me. good luck with that.
we're sex friends. just friends who have sex. that's not possible. [♪ elvis presley:"bossa nova baby"] i'm going to distribute thesefor an hour or so. listen, we shouldkeep this simple. i mean, maybe we shouldestablish some ground rules. ground rules.good idea. ok, well, we can startwith no fighting.
- no lying.- those are good ones. no jealousy,no staring deeplyinto each other's eyes. don't list me as your emergencycontact. i won't come. isn't that againstyour hippocratic oath? - yeah.- yeah? - i'd let you die.- oh, yeah? i'll be backin like... an hour. have fun. i'm just gettingsome yogurt.
[door closes] god, i am single as fuck. oh, my god. it looks likeit's coming right at me. hey, one more thing. don't call my penis cute. even if it's dressed uplike a care bear, and it's giving youa care stare. don't dress up your penis. ever.
does your insurancecover invasive procedures? woo. ok. ok, this is gettinga little too realistic. trust me. [shrieks] [adam growling] i can't focus on my porn with all this real sexgoing on around me! [laughing] [katie] yes, i'm ready.
[screams] what are you doing?! i just friended you.do you think you're gonnaconfirm or ignore? oh, i'm gonna confirm.for sure. yeah, look at you.of course. [sam] anytime.need some help? - oh, beautiful! beautiful!- [emma laughs] ...the tomatoesare australian. - what was that?- what? - are you being jealous?- [chuckles]of that guy? come on.
look, evenif i did like him, it doesn't changewhat we're doing. - ah, so you like him.- adam, i'm not yours. no, of course not.why would i think that? [adam] wow. prius. nice. - it's kind of girly,but nice, huh?- what do you drive? just an old bmw.five series. right there. oh, yeah, sure.i actually paid for mine. i didn't take itfrom my parents.
yeah, i paid for mine, too. oh, yeah? you're a big guy.do you work out? - oh. i row.- like boats? - i rowed crew at harvard.- oh, harvard. what were you, a cocksman?what do they say? - what do they call it?- coxswain. no. you know, i get it, right?that you're sleeping with emma? i what?
that you and emmahave sex sometimes. i get it. she's tired, she calls you up,you drive over, and have sex for,i'm guessing, ten minutes. think that's gonna last? i don't know whatyou're talking about. [scoffs] sure you do.and that's fine, for now. but you should just knowthat i'm gonna be there right next to her every day,using big words... ...saving people's lives.
then, when she's donehaving her fun with you, she's gonna come running to me,because i'm a grownup, and i have a real job. i can actuallytake care of her, you know? i'm the guyshe marries, adam. you're the guy she fuckeda couple of times in the handicapped bathroom. - what's this?- oh, these are my feet, adam. - they're fantastic.- no, this.
that's your script. your dad told meto give it to you. yeah, he read it, andhe gave you notes, and... i'm not saying alvin and idid mushrooms together, but i'm not preparedto say that we didn't. i know that you haveissues with your dad,and that's cool, but he really likes youand he definitely likes me, and we were justjamming ideas andgoofing around and trippingour balls off.
hey. so...i really feel like it needs to bemore ghetto. you know, like, more crunk?can you work it out? thanks. - hey. nice moves.- hey. i know you were tryingreally hard out there, but it justdidn't work. hey, would you ever...?i, um... i wrote an episode. - i used to writein college, so...- mm-hm, ok.
i'm gonna have to stopyou right there. - not your job.- yeah. hey. i'm, like, actuallyone of those freakswho reads things, so if you wanted togive it to me, that's cool. - really?- yeah. - thank you.- sure. megan listens to me.sometimes. victoria! seriously?like, i can see yousmoking right there. put it out!i'm not gonna chase you.
i'm not gonna... i'm notgonna... victoria! hey! emma! katie, is everything ok?i got your message. emma, i havereally good news. ok, it happened yesterdayafter the picnic, but i wanted to tellyou in person. i'm getting married.i'm getting married! - you're getting married.- i'm getting married! yay! [katie] mom isso excited.
she was like screamingand crying last night. and she's gonna fly downwith bones and help meshop for the dress. with who? "bones"?who's bones? - oh, crap.- katie, who's bones? he's mom's friend. i wasn't supposed to tell youabout it. crap. she has a boyfriend?named bones? - what is he, a drifter?- no. why didn't she tell me?
well, emma... you're so good at being alone.mom and i aren't like that. - what's that supposed to mean?- it just is true. look, katie. you're 22. do you really thinkyou're ready to quit school...? i love him. [sing-songy]tea for your 'gina. thanks. my sister'sgetting married. - yes, we know that.- we heard.
oh, shut up, emma. did you takeyour pamprin? - leave me alone.- you leave me alone. i love it when we'reall on the same cycle. we all get to bepassive-aggressiveand fight. you are noteven a woman. - [intercom buzzing]- [grunts angrily] who is that? hello?
hey, it's adam. - [mouthing word]- [whispers] are you kidding me? go away. i've got cupcakes. [door buzzes] hello, everyone. i told you not to come.it's not safe in here. do you think that you havered velvet in there? i might.
let's take a lookand see what we have here. shira, chocolate. now. i understand what's going on.you're all on the same cycle. this is very exciting. your uterine wallswill be shedding for the next threeto five days. nice memorization.did you google that? i may have. because you're women. and ithink that's a beautiful thing.
it's like a crime scenein my pants. oh. i also... ...made you this. to help soothe your womb. it's a mix. "even flow,""red red wine." "sunday bloody sunday"? adam. did you make me a period mix?
that's so romantic. frank sinatra. "i've got the worldon a string." it's a classic. [♪ leona lewis: "bleeding love"] [adam singing along] get that shitaway from me. come on, it's soup.it's good for your uterus. just take it,or i'm gonna keep singing.
[emma singing along] oh... oh, shit. oh, adam. - [grunts]- adam. what? we fell asleep.we were spooning. - we were?- yeah. and we were spooningwith our clothes on, which is liketen times worse.
- oh, shit.- yeah. - fully clothed spoon.- this is bad. [chuckling] this is my fault.i should not have made you soup. - what are we gonna do?- about what? maybe we should... maybewe should stop for a while. no, we're not stopping. yeah, well,i don't know. go hook upwith someone else.
- are you serious?- yeah, go... go to the nearest barand have sex with a stranger. - you're kidding?- no. - this is crazy.- you made me a period mix. adam, this is an emergency. - so you just want me to go?- yeah. - just have sexwith a random woman?- yeah, go. like a sexual woman? yes!
i'll go have sexwith someone, too. ok. - no, this is gonnabe good for us.- yeah. it's great. [chuckles] great. well done.well played. bye. i haven't seen herin two weeks, so... she said i should hook upwith other people. i mean, what am isupposed to do with that?
- look at my face.- no, i get it. i just... ah, ah, ah. look at my face.what does my face say? yeah, adam, come on, you'reliving every man's dreams. i mean, she wants youto hook up with other girls. - yes.- look, in ten years from now, you're gonna be having sexwith your wife. and it's gonna bein the missionary position. - and one of youis going to be asleep.- yep. and you're gonna thinkback to this moment,
and you're gonna callme up, crying. and i'm gonna laughin your face, adam. i'm sorry,but it's what i'm gonna do. this is a gift right now. you don't even have to havebreakfast with her. i know. i get that.i just... ah, ah, ah...look at my face. you bringing adam to thechristmas party tonight? no. things weregetting too intense,
so we decided not to seeeach other until we hook upwith other people. ok. yes. good. we are getting laidtonight, right? this is gonna belike sideways, exceptthat you're paul giamatti, - and i'm the guythat gets laid.- i can't get laid? no. tonight is about me, emma.all right? i'm feeling hot. i'm feeling good.i am wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwearis dirty. all right, we're hot.you feel hot?
no one threw upon me today. we're sluts, emma!we're dirty, dirty, sluts! - ok.- remember, we're sluts! [♪ phoenix: "girlfriend"] [valet] good evening, sir. no, i got that! i got that,pal. that's gonna be me. - did you just openthe car door for me?- yes, i did. no one's ever donethat for me before. do it again. all right.
- how's that?- it's amazing. can i have your arm? so, when i have to tellsomeone that someonethey loved died, it's hard, you know?sometimes i laugh. because it'skind of weird. very nice. oh, don't even think about it. i'm gonna go talk to him. emma, no.
i'm gonna do this. emma, think about your career.do not do this. - dr. metzner.- yes? hi. i'm emma kurtzman. i've been ho, ho, hoping that i'd get the chanceto talk to you. - does anyone here need a drink?- patron! how are you guys doing? - [gasps] joy, come join us.- hey, joy.
- what's up?- i have to work. - come on, justsit down for a second.- sit down. - ok.- come on. here. you take that one. - we're just hanging.- thank you. screw the customers. she is so goodat impressions. - do an impression, then.- yes, do an impression. all right,guess who this is.
dad! - dad!- oh, my god, that's so cute. - i don't know.- come on. - [joy] where are you?- i don't know. - [joy] where are you, dad?- it's nemo. - yes!- yeah. - nemo.- amazing. i don't know why i didn't getthat. how did you know that? 'cause i've seen ita thousand times. that's how.
- drew barrymore.- i don't knowif i'm drunk enough. - come on.- you can't do drew barrymore. oh, but she can. happy holidays.i was in the wedding singer. that's it. that's all i have. that was kind ofan amazing drew barrymore. you kind of even lookedlike her when you did it. oh, my god, joy.i love you so much. you do?
lisa... ...i love you. - wait.- i'm seriouslyin love with you. wait. why didn't youtell me sooner? - i didn't have the courage.- oh, my god. this is amazing. - god, you look so beautiful.- and your eyes are so pretty. - have you got...?- let's do this. wallace, could youtake a picture of this? yeah, wallace, i got a cameraright here, if you just wanna...
[wallace] no problem at all.just get a little closer,ladies. - all right. everybody smile.- [girls chuckle] happy ho-lidays! [♪ al green, featuring corinnebailey rae: "take your time"] hey, hey! merry christmas.happy holidays. can i get you a dri...? you wantto get out of here? yes. yeah.
i'll get my stuff. [phone rings] listen, don't fuckone of those girls. they're not... they're not nice.they're not nice girls. what? emma? - is that you?- oh, katie! yeah, hi. what are you doing? where are you? i'm just studyingfor the doctor test. - you're comingtomorrow, right? - [phone beeps]
hold on.hey, adam. [adam] i am following your instructions diligently. - [joy] put that away!- who are you talking to? [joy and lisa laughing] are you there?you're not there, are you? taxi! taxi! take me to adam's house. - ok, ma'am, where's that?- where adam lives. - all right...- just go. go.
ok, i'm going. [♪ d'angelo:"untitled (how does it feel)"] [in high, halting voice]got a cocktail for the ladies. that's mychristopher walken. yeah. i'll just setthese over here and... ...then we can all sortof involve ourselves in... ok, let's... well, you guys are doinga really good job. i'll just be over hereif you need me.
- [knocking on door]- [emma] adam! adam franklin! adam! franklin! just keep upthe good work, ladies. what are...?what are you...? are you...? yeah. oh, yeah. - what's going on?- oh. - this is joy.- i'm joy. hi.
- good for you.- adam? oh. - and this is lisa.- [scoffs] you are such an overachiever. no, we don't need her.make her leave. no. you leave. are you tryingto get rid of us? you look likea pumpkin, bitch! - this is amazing.- oh, you make... hey! ok. i got this.
i got this.you just... calm down. but we don't lookanything like pumpkins. i know. she probablyforgot to take her meds. you know,for your own safety, you'd better getyour stuff and go. watch out, though.she could be anywhere. she's quick.like a puma. - [screaming]- [joy and lisa shrieking] you're so mean!
ring, ring!it's the pumpkin patch! they wanttheir pumpkins back! - we're not pumpkins!- we're ladies! [emma] but you'reso orange. hey, someone call charlie brown! we found the great pumpkin! ow! don't! don't! you're crazy. i felt like flavor flav.
- i can't believeyou chose those girls.- are you jealous? don't do that. don't justdisappear like that on me. - you told me to.- you shouldn't listen to me. fine, i won't. [sniffs] - did you smell my hair?- no. - what did you wantto talk to me about?- wait. just hang out here. right here? oh, man.
surprise! - [all] happy birthday!- [applause] [cheering] [plays piano flourish] [singing "it's your birthday"] everybody! [cheering, applauding] blow it out! blow it out!oh, adam, happy birthday. - we're so proud of you.- [alvin] make a wish.
[adam] guys, you geta five-minute warning. - ok?- no, he's ten-one. i already texted him. - so, all is forgiven?- no. nothing is forgiven. adam, don't you thinkit's been weird for me, too? knowing that... my own sonhad sex with my girlfriend? but i got over it.you should, too. excuse me! can i haveyour autograph, please? - mine, too, please.- certainly.
listen, let metake you to a nice birthday dinner tonight.you, me and vanessa. we have something we wantto talk to you about. - something?- yeah. - like what?- just something important, ok? - please don't do this.- 8:30, stk. all right? be there.bring anyone you want,all right? - bye, everyone. thank you.- [megan] oh, thank youso much for coming. it's been an honor.
- great scott!- [megan] bravo! bravo! - [adam grunts]- [murmuring] - what the fuck?- [groans] - [woman] what happened?- [woman 2] oh, my. are you ok?are you ok? what happened? - give me that!- that's my phone! fuck you, chuck! you're verytalented, but fuck you! can we get a medic, please? [dr. metzner] try to use itas little as possible.
- no sports or working outfor a while.- dr. metzner? adam, what's going on?what happened? he sprained his wristpunching a wall. you texted methat you were dying. it really hurt. i gave him somehydrocodone for the night. it's a verystrong painkiller. you might want to havedr. kurtzman heredrive you home. and here is a prescriptionfor an anti-inflammatory.
don't worry.you're in good hands. your girlfriend here isa very talented doctor. no. no, i'm...i'm not his girlfriend. she is not my girlfriend. oh, sorry. i saw that he listedyou as an emergency contact. my mistake.feel better. oh, by the way,i enjoyed your dad's tv show. great scott.that's funny stuff. i'll tell him you said that.
my dad invited me to dinner, and he's bringing vanessa. - you have to come.- no, i don't. i just worked 14 hours.i'm not gonna meet your parents. you know what?just help me. these are reallypowerful painkillers. i can't feel anything. feel that? yeah. i felt that.
happy birthday, adam. i'm so glad you guyscould join us for dinner. cheers. i'll come rightback to take your order. so, how you doingthere, kiddo? perfect, dad.thank you for asking. how long haveyou two been together? oh, we're not. - we're sex friends.- yeah. yes, we are. yeah, friends with benefits?fuck buddies?
great scott![chuckles] [vanessa] i knowthis might be hard, but just because i'myour ex-girlfriend doesn't mean that you can'tlook at me as a kind of... mum? - oh, boy.- especially because, well, alvin and i havebeen talking about creating new life together. you see, we wereat burning man. - and we were dressed up.- yeah. i was dressedas a fire bird.
and what wereyou dressed as? i was naked. and we were just outthere in the desert, and he was buryingmy bare body in the sand. yeah. pecking at itwith my... fire beak. and theni just thought, you know, what if allthese grains of sand, were actually babies? - [alvin] and so we...- we had this wonderful idea.
and we... well,we'd like your blessing, adam. how do you feel about the twoof us having a baby together? oh. adam. this isn't really my place.i mean, who am i? i just have sexwith your son sometimes. - but...- yes, she does. shh... but... there isreally no reason for you to bring a childinto this world, since you're actinglike children already.
- that was really mean.- yeah. i'm mean. but you'refucking crazy. 'cause given the choicebetween adam and his dad, given the choice betweenadam and anyone, really, i'd choose adam, every time. - do you want toget out of here?- yep. fuck this. oh, by the way... ...it's the best sex of my life.
- great scott!- [adam snorts] i have to say, this is probablythe best birthday dinner ever. i wantedto make it special. yeah? where's the cake? - that comes later, baby.- oh! - hey.- what? thank you forwhat you did backat the restaurant. go on a date with me. you're heavily sedated.
come on, it's...it's one date. just do it. why? so i can wear makeupand act perfect all night? i'll pick you up,and we can talk about our favorite booksand our favorite tv shows. i'll pay for everything,and you can reward me with an over-the-jeanscock rub. like a real date. - is that really what you want?- this friday. this friday is valentine's day.
- [chuckling] yeah.- no. go big or go home.there'll be hearts, and maybe some flowers. one date. - what?- i'll go on a date with you. - what?- i'll go ona date with you. - oh, i thoughtthat's what you said.- but no flowers, ok? you look amazing. [emma laughs]
- you said no flowers.- that's pretty cute. yeah, i'm pretty good at this. i've had a really tough day,so, i just won't... i promise. it'sabout to get better. i made youa valentine's day card. [laughs] it's perfect. can you read it for me?is that weird? "you give me prematureventricular contractions." i'm assumingthat's a good thing?
you make my heart skip a beat. aw... - don't make fun of me.- wow. - so, you ready for tonight?- yeah. i'm glad to see you. - are you excited?- yeah. - louder!- yeah! - yeah!- so excited! - here's our itinerary.- you made me an itinerary?
yeah, we gota lot to do. we got to make upfor lost time. google maps. nice. [adam] ok, full disclosure: i have played before, and i might bekind of good. - this is pretty.- it is pretty. - but this... it'sjust gonna be fun.- ok. ladies first.
ok. don't expect too much. nice and easy. - yeah. i stuck it in.- wow. well, this hole'sa little bit more complicated. you're gonna haveto bank it off there. it's all about the geometry. i'm a doctor. - ooh!- [crowd cheers] that hole is my bitch!
- [crowd cheering]- yes! yes! yeah! i don't getmy own milkshake? no, it's one milkshake,two straws. that's what makesit special. but i'm so hungry. we have dinner later. didn't you readthe itinerary? you're gonna get more shake,you have a bigger mouth.
you have a prettybig mouth. oh, easy. [annoyed grunt] hey! that's cheating. [slurping] [both laughing] sorry. thanks. i really like you. i really like you. i actually think that...
...i'm falling... mmm. mmm! you can havethe rest. [adam] how do theychange these lightbulbs? must be a nightmare. adam? oh, here.you want your coat? - i can take that.- you cold? um, i can't do this.
could you pleasetake me back to work? no. no, that'snot the deal. the deal isthat we're gonna walk around, and we're gonna lookat the twinkly lights,and then... why are you messingeverything up? that's whatpeople do, emma. they buy each other flowers,and they go to museums... you know me.this stuff freaks me out. it's fake.
what's wrongwith what we're doing? it's working.we don't have to fight... - maybe i want to fight.- yeah, well, i don't. what are you gonna do?you're never gonnafeel anything? how you gonna do that? i don't know.i'll figure it out. - you're so messed up.- yeah? i don't need youto take care of me. i take care of myself.
that's what i do. why don't you gofind some other girl who's not gonna hurt you? because i love you. it's obvious.i completely love you. there. oh, yeah.you're such a wimp. - i am not a wimp.- well, then be with me! ok, you'regonna fight me. yeah? is that whatyou're gonna...?
you can't fight me,you're miniature. you're likea girl rick moranis. you fightlike a hamster. excuse me! excuse me!you can't do that here. [emma] ok. i'm sorry. [♪ daniel ahearn:"i will let you go"] [emma grunts] [guard] all right,you're out! i can't keep doing this.
i'm not gonnasee you again. i know. that makes sense. - hey, you ok?- yeah. i'm fine, thanks. you wanna go geta coffee? no, thanks. you're a reallygood cook. oh, this? i justthrew it together. oh, shit.
oh, hey, adam! oh. adam. hello! lucy. [eli] yeah, we werejust having a romantic night when your friendstopped by from work. usually i spend valentine's daycatching up on work and stuff, but this is like,this is really fun. how was your night? yeah, it wasn't.
do you want to go to my room? yes, i do. perfect. sorry, gotta go. so sorry. oh, you know what?i need a napkin.can i just borrow this one? sorry. just... quick.thank you. beautiful. so, i'm really excitedto talk to you. i hope it's ok that i gotyour address from the w-4. - is that weird? ok.- no. oh, wow. this is cool.this is a cool space.
- thanks.- cozy. i didn't know that...i'm sorry about everything. what? oh, my god.you're sorry? are you crazy? no, i'm sorry.i'm the one who's cometo your house uninvited. so unprofessional.but i read your script. - and i love it. i really do.- really? yeah, and honestly, like,i didn't think that youcould write, mainly 'cause you'rejust... so beautiful. seriously, it'sdistracting for me.
thank you.for reading it. i mean, it's just teenagerssinging about homework. yeah, yeah, but no,i read it and i was like, "god, i want to, like,drive over there andtell him in person." so i did. i got inmy car, and here i am. you know, it's just...i know, it sounds crazy, 'cause now that i'm saying itout loud, it does sound crazy. it's not crazy. i mean,thank you for reading it. no, no, no. i e-mailedit to megan, and...
- no shit?- yeah. and we'll seewhat she says. - wow.- yeah, i told her she'dbe crazy to not like it. but then again, she isa functioning psychotic,so it's like, who knows? but there is this extra episoderight before the break. and they are gonna hirea freelancer, so... i feel like i'm talkingtoo much about this, but... - hey, do you wanna...?- what? yeah, sorry.what were you gonna...?
just to hang out. oh. that's crazy. i was like, "what's he gonna say?"and then you said that. it's not what i thoughtyou were gonna say. oh. that is a chair. fuck, yeah. do i curse too much? fuck, no. [laughs, mutters]
[woman over pa] dr. anseed, three-two-five-one. dr. anseed... - hey.- ...three-two-five-one. can i say something? and don't take thisthe wrong way, because you knowi'll be your friend,no matter what. it's just, you've beenkind of depressing to be around lately, andi might start avoiding you in the hallway,that's all. just thoughtyou should know.
so, we won't be therefor the rehearsal dinner, but we'll definitelybe there for the weddingon saturday. well, what areyou doing tonight? adam's episode istaping tonight, so eli wanted to go. - i don't have to go.- no. no, go.have fun, really. doctors. so? don't worry about it.i'll see you saturday.
[snoring softly] - he's an amazing lover.- oh, boy. that's... ...why they call him bones. you know, i worryabout you sometimes. why? is this about menot having a date? no, no. i know youcan dance alone, and i knowthat you'll be fine. you're always fine.
- so?- i don't know. when we lost your father,i couldn't stand to seeyou in pain, and... i think you knew that. and i think that... you gotgood at being strong for me. but i'm telling you, be hurt. i can take it. the world can take it. [bones snoring] - very pretty here.- mmm.
[♪ robbie nevil: "it was you"] [lip-synching] [song ends] [♪ ra ra riot: "boy"] [wallace] so come bythe bar. great place. bring your friends.i will take care of you. here's my business card.i'm the owner. me. - so make sure you come by.- yeah. all right? hey. great job.
- yeah, great job, man.- really good, yeah. - you guys liked it?like really?- yeah. - but wallace cried.- so? it reminded meof my senior prom. i got a hand job on the dancefloor to "who let the dogs out." hey. sorry. ok, so there'sgood news, bad news. the bad news is,megan is remarkably drunk. seriously, she was, like,trying to take her shirt off. but the good news is,she wants to put you on staff.
- really?- so... yeah. - that's amazing.- yeah, so she... yeah. - thank you.- so, you're a paid writer. oh, my god. she's getting onthe buffet table? that makes... wow. why are you not tryingto fuck that girl? [eli] yeah, she'scrazy hot, adam. she's likea sexy scientist. you need to go over there,man up, you need to go for it.
we're counting on youhere, man. man up, man! - go for it! man up!- you keep saying "man up." - you cried during the show.- i liked the show. [emma] uh, yeah. - it was very good.- it was ok. you know, i have to...one minute. katie? the bridesmaids had pot. oh, my god,i'm so hungry.
are you ok? i'm fine, i just...you know, i just... oh, god,i just love kevin. i just love kevinso much, you know? i know you thinkit's stupid. no. no, i don't. - you don't?- no. i can't stopthinking about him. who? adam?
yeah. i know it's over,and i'm looking. it's just no one is as... - tall?- he's so tall. - so tall...- and he's so, like... - happy?- annoyingly happy,all the time. but he has this... he has the best heart. - call him.- what? no. - i can't just call him.- shh...
i'm too stoned.don't argue with me. he doesn't want meto call him. i'm the bride.you have to do what i say. - we haven't talked in months.- i'm the bride, it's my day. it's my day! [♪ little red: "rock it"] - hey, adam!- oh, god. you're so dope.did you know thatabout yourself? mama needs to geta cab home, so...
- yeah.- shoot, i left my phonein my office... i got it, i got it.hang on. here. - do you want to calland just...?- yeah. what are you doing? [adam] chuck! chuck! will you pleasefuck off? please? - i don't want to go.- yeah, all right. - i don't want to go home.- [phone ringing] - i don't want to go home.- who is it?
"do not call her" is calling.do you want to take it? i want your face. [line ringing] [adam] hello? it's emma. kurtzman. from camp weehawken. yes... what is it? so, my sister is getting married in santa barbaratomorrow, and...
i don't know. i heard your show is tonight. congratulations. i know this is random.i just, um... i miss you.i miss you so much. i don't know what to say. you're... you're calling me because you'reat your sister's wedding, and she looks happy, and... ...everyone is happy, and you're not. i thought... i don't knowwhat i thought. i just...
i... i guess i wantedto hear your voice. - i mean, i knowwe broke up, but... - emma. we didn't break up.we never started. i gotta go. i'm still at work, so, um... have fun at the wedding, and tell your sistercongratulations. oh, fuck. i have to... - go.- now.
[♪ megan jacobs:"life is precious"] - hey. can i?- hey. of course. is everything ok?are you...? - yeah. yes.- yeah. good. - this is amazing.- yeah. thank youfor this. this... - what?- this was all you. - what? no, i mean...- no, i'm not here without you. that's... that's not true.it's all you.
it's all you.this was all you. [katie] hey, wait! if you don't make it backfor my wedding, i'll kill you. bye. drive safe. [alarm chirps] [laughter, chatter] [lucy] no, but that was you,and it felt poignant that, of course,the song was "it was you." - when benji and saridid the kiss...- they committed to it.
that's what hit. do you thinkthey could remix the song? how drunk was megan?she tried to hump my leg. you have no idea, the storiesthat i could tell you. - no, she really triedto like mount it. [laughs]- yeah, i know. [lucy] yeah,i got it. [grunts] - ornery thing.- [sighs] hey. how'd it go?did you find him? yeah. he was with...with a girl. it was his girlfriend.
and i was in a bush. - oh. - yeah. crap. - are you still there?- yeah. ok, get in your carand drive away. and how much moneydo you have on you? uh, like ten bucks. ok. the box of 50doughnut holes is $5.79. you're gonna need two boxes.
[sobs] i lost him. - i'm so sorry. - yeah. - i love you. - i know. so, then when i was,like, 11, i was in therapy because i was, like,obsessively biting my hair, and then three months in,my therapist died. - i know, so that waskind of a bummer.- whoa. but, yeah.that's why i hate planes. - so, that's that story.- cheers.
oh, thank you. - oh. ow!- ow. - i'm so sorry.- no... - that was sucha fail on my part.- it's ok... - wait, let me...- it's fine. we can... i cando better than that. - can we try again?- sure. mulligan. - let's...why don't we...?- ok. [lucy moaning,breathing heavily]
oh, my god.this is happening. is this really happening? oh, my god.you're touching me.this is so happening. maybe we don't need to talkabout everything. oh. ok, great. ok. cool. wait. are you surethat you want to dothis, though? ok, 'cause, like, we can justtalk about it, if you want... - let's not talk about it.- oh, ok. ok. wait. should i take my shirtoff, or do you want to...
do you want totake it off yourself? - i'll take it off.- you know what?i'll take it off. - glad i wore a good bra.- [phone ringing] is that your phone?do you wanna...? we'll just ignore it. you can just get it. no, it's fine. - is it "do not call her"?- no. i don't know.
wait. i'll just... - ok.- i'll just shut it off. yeah, just...that'll be easier, switch... - sorry.- yeah. vanessa? - i'm coming.- you're what? it's my dad.there's an emergency.he's in the hospital. oh, my god. ok. do youwant me to go with you? - no, i'm ok. um...- ok.
- can i call you later?- yeah. no, i'll get a cab. i'll, like, findmy way home. go. yeah. ["bleeding love" playingover car stereo] [singing along] ooh! mm. mm. hey. where is he?what happened? don't freak out, ok? your dad overdosedon cough syrup.
- he what?- the purple drank. "the purple drank"? it's seven-up, cough syrupand a jolly rancher. why wouldhe do that, vanessa? because he loveslil wayne, ok? you don't know everythingabout your dad. why are you making himlisten to lil wayne? you should betaking care of him. i can't do this.i can't do it.
you know, i didn't thinkthat it was gonna be so... i don't want to have kids. i... i just...i want to have fun. he's so old. yeah. he'sgetting older. and you're gonnahave to deal with that. adam...old people scare me. let's just go see him, ok? no, no, no. i can't. i can't.adam, i can't. i've gotta go.
my friend, she's having a party.i'm already so late. will you just take freckles? [freckles whimpers] don't take this the wrong way,but you're a terrible person. just take freckles. [whimpers] hey, dad. hey, kiddo. oh, i had a bad tripon the drank.
yeah, i heard. if anybody asks,this is a seeing eye dog. - where's...?- she went home. right. i really don't likethe little wayne. can't understandwhat he's saying. you know who i wishwas here right now? your mom. yeah. well,you left her, so...
why? when you're marriedand you do blow... ...try to stay away from womenwho want to fuck you. even ugly women. blow is blind, adam.blow is blind. you're an asshole. but you're not. you got a good heart, adam.try to keep it. where's that girl, emma?you guys still together?
we were never together. oh, that's right. friends... sex friends... i'm old.i don't know what you call it. you liked her. she drives me crazy. i'm 58 years old.i've been married three times. - twice.- ok. i've got six picturesof my cock on my phone, and two of someone else's,
and i'm still pretty highon the cough syrup, so you can take thiswith a grain of salt, but... ...we don't pickwho we fall in love with. and it never happenslike it should. - [cooing] yes.- [freckles whimpers] i may have to kill this dog.i just haven't decided how. get some sleep, dad. i'll call youin the morning. he'll call in the morning.
isn't that something? am i boring you? oh, good. [emma] adam! hey. you can't call meand tell me that you miss me. i don't want to havethat conversation on the phone. so you can't text meand you can't e-mail me, and you can't...write on my wall. like, if you really miss me,you need to grow up
and get in your carand come and see me. i'm here. how did...how did you know that...? shira texted me aboutyour dad, so i came here. you got... how is your dad? - he's ok.- good. i know i can't just call you. no. you can't.
i hurt you. i'm sorry. i don't know whyi wasted so much time pretending i didn't care. i guess i just didn'twant to feel like this. it hurts. but i love you. i'm totallyand completely in love with you, and i don't careif you think it's too late, i'm telling you anyway. will you please say something?
wait. you should know... ...if you come any closer, i'm not letting you go. - i love you.- that's good. you want to go with meto this stupid thing? your sister's wedding thing? how long do we havetill we have to be there? a couple hours.
what do you want to do? something crazy. - [adam] mmm!- [emma] mmm! now i know why you never wantedto have breakfast with me. you eat like a baby dinosaur.you don't even chew. do you think you canget used to it? yeah, i think so. good. i was hopingwe could do this a lot more. - really?- mm-hm.
you know, i was thinking... we're gonna have to come upwith some new rules. i'd like to start calling you"honey" and "babe." - i don't know about "babe."- no? - snuggling?- oh, yeah. i'm gonna hold your hand. wow. this is allmoving so fast. also, i'd like to leavethe door open when i pee. i think no.
i think i'm gonnado it all the time. it's gonna get weird. [♪ the temper trap: "love lost"] [tires screeching] - [emma] thank godwe're on time.- [adam] yeah. so what happens now? [♪ plain white t's:"rhythm of love"] adam should be hereany minute. good, 'causei'm starving.
so, you've toldhim about us. - mm. no, not yet.- what? i... i thought i'd waittill he got here. - and that's a good idea?- yeah, it'll be fine. so, to burning man? - was that fun, or what?- so fun. eli! this is her! this is patrice! hi, it's so niceto see you again.
- oh! we love you already!- come on, family hug! [sam] shira, i feel likethere are parts of me that i haven'texplored yet. and i'm feeling likei want to see other people. oh, i thought...this is embarrassing. i have been seeingother people, sam. - you have?- yeah, a lot of other people. how many? i don't know, man.i mean,
two that i can think ofoff the top of my head, but... - oh! you rememberwhen i went to cabo?- yeah. - i was a very bad girlon that trip.- you're kidding me? you're doing great. - keep pushing.- oh, god. i've got the ice chips, honey.here you go. oh, i hate you, you dumb fuck!get the fuck out... - you eat the fucking ice chips!- i love you so much. come on. it's ok.
