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well, there are two typesof ghosts in this world. two types. the ones, stuck on earthdue to an unfulfilled desire. they wander the world until their desireis fulfilled. just like him. why are you stillstuck here, sir? until sweetie doesn't offera wreath on my grave lobo's ghostisn't going anywhere.
no! he has become a tadtoo emotional. go..- okay! okay! okay! and what about you, ma'am? he removed the ulcerfrom my stomach but forgot his mobile inside. let him die. i'll thrash himall the way to heaven. what about you? i just want to know,who left the manhole open.
same. okay. all the best. and then there are otherslike me. once theirdesire is fulfilled they declare their inningsand return to the pavilion. and this pavilion is called the ghost world. the ghost world isn'tlike you expect it to be.
it's like an exotic resort. that's all! ghosts chill out here. they kill time. enjoy their ghostly powers. they sit and chitchat. hey, that's mrs. rastogi. oh my! is she dead too? she died due to malaria.
how cheap! ladies, i tell you. and they waitfor their rebirth. the huge buildingthat you see there is the main office. the main office. wow! the building looks amazing. but the work in here is justlike a government office.
yes. so, don't havehigh expectations. sir. no. no, sir. sir, though youwere born in india but you died as an nri,didn't you? in canada. so try contactingthe canada department. okay?okay bye. yes?
so? did they get married yesterday? let mrs. apteat least get pregnant. we'll send you then, okay?okay. name? kailash nath. hey! kailash nath! oh! so you are bhoothnath. yes..
bhoothnath? good. good. how long do i have to waitfor my rebirth? that depends onwhat do you want to be! a mosquito, a fly,an ant, or a flea. ready delivery. dog, cat, goat, pig. if you wish to be any of these,it'll take a week's time. and if you want to bean actor's pet dog
you've to givea written application. that's beyond our control. it's decided by lucky draw. i want to be human. then take the token and wait. one hundred million one thousandand twenty-nine. how long do i have to wait? token number 13,482.
it's a long wait. you can meet the bosswhen it's your turn. next! thank you, sir. what is it? everyone's laughing at me.what's the matter? how do you expect themnot to laugh? why? you ruined the reputationof ghosts.
ruined the reputation of ghosts? how is that? you couldn't manage to scarea kid on earth. what was his name? yes! banku! 'master banku..' 'master banku neveraccepts defeat.' have you understood? mr. bhoothnath,where are you going? excuse me!
it's not your turn. you cannot go upstairs. i'll cancel your token,bhoothnath. excuse me, sir.- sir, he barged in. sir, for how long willthis continue? what are you talking about? everyone is laughing at me. you gave them thechance to do that. sir, how am i at fault ifthe child could see me?
that's a technical faulton our part. due to which some peoplecan see ghosts and some can't. we're working on it. but you should've scared him. sir, let's forget whateverhappened in the past. so ignore whatever ishappening with you. sir, please do something.it's getting very embarrassing. please, sir. please. please. please..
fine! let's do this.let's send you back to earth. go there and scare a fewchildren and clean your image. but sir, my number is going to comeafter a long time. not as a human being. but as a ghost! can you do that? i can do anything.
but you need to think or else you might end upmaking things worse while trying to set them right. well sir, in that case,you can laugh all you want. okay, whatever you thinkis wrong for you. what have you done, sir? the ghost world lacksthree things. entertainment! entertainment!entertainment! you think he's entertainment?- yes.
for the first time a ghost was returning to earthwithout being reborn. i was helpless asmy reputation was at stake. but there arises anotherquestion. which kid should i scare? uncle, give me a 'vada-pav'. alas, i found my target. hey you! get lost from here. how dare you..- give me a cup of tea.
one whack and you'llgo straight to the netherworld. oh no!- what are you doing? i will have to shut my shop. don't you think he is at fault?should i whack you too? the kid looks very dangerous. buddy, why are ghosts so funny? you're right. any passing by spirit,please come. just a minute.
why are we inviting a ghost? we'll bash up the ghost and thenmake him do our homework. i'd better get out of here!get going, bhoothnath. everyone looks decentwhen they take the token. by the time they become childrenthey become complete devils. come on, let's go home. what happened?- what happened? don't you know who stays there? what's the big deal? you guysare being scared for no reason.
this house is haunted. my mom says, a ghost wandershere in the evening. we shouldn't play here. there is no suchthing called ghosts. i used to think sobefore i died. ghosts do exists, dear. and they can be very scary. who laughed?- must be ganpat, the drunkard. if you have the guts,come and face us.
i am a ghost! be scared!i am a ghost! he won't behave.pull out our weapon of victory. yes, boss. hey! oh god! run! the next time he messes with us we'll burst himlike a firecracker. these are the childrenof the dark ages, by god!
i can understand if theyaren't scared of their dads but they aren't scared of ghosts either. hey, you! why were you messingwith the kids? why are you staring at me?i am talking to you. stop looking behind you. can you see me? i have eyes, not buttons.
why are you touching your hair? what's on your beard? can you really see me? yes. so what? oh no, sir! not again! change your system at least now! another child can see me now.what are you doing? why wouldn't ibe able to see you? dear, you don't know me!
why? are you the invisible man? not the invisible man.i'm a ghost. then i'm a witch.will you marry me? the things i say are goingover your head. come to my level and thenwe shall talk. come on up! darn!you really are a ghost. aren't you scared now? the poor fear no one. there you go again withyour dialogues. get down!
that's awesome! come here.sit down. sit.. sit down. hi. i'm bhoothnath. i'm akhrot. what does akhrot mean? it means solid from the outside,but soft inside. can i ask you a question?
ask two. what should i do to makedemonic children like you fear a noble ghost like me? do you know whatyour problem is? you are as strong as a bullbut you are as naive as a cow. if you want to scare the kids,then do something scary. hey, will you give me an ideaor only add to the footage? look, this is india. here, no matter howbad the movie is
if the trailer is a hit,then the movie is a hit. now watch me set amind-blowing trailer for you. first day first show,house full. mom! what happened? inside..there's a ghost. he's lying.- i'm lying, is it? here you go. i'm lying.. i'm lying, it seems.
here, look at this. are you scared now? yes! are your pants wet? you overacted a little. but overacting works in india. thanks. don't mention it. well, though i have asmall body, i've a big heart.
but why did you do this for me? i love your beard. idiot, there's no suchthing as a free lunch. this is how the worldfunctions! can i say something? let's hear it. now i'll kick youout of this house. idiot, you are gettingtoo big for your boots now. no.
actually, the english speakingkids from the convent schools don't let the slum kids,like me play with them. so if i kick you outof the house they will let me into theircricket team. like that.- yes. yes.- right. do as i say. the ghost will flee.have you understood? join your hands.
abracadabra! darn! my back! hocus-pocus! sorry! sorry!i said sorry! sorry. mumbo jumbo! oh my god! he's gone. thanks, buddy. that's okay.
someone stop me.i got rid of the ghost. come on, guys. hey, akhrot! come and play with us. come on now, don'tmake me emotional. come on, give me the bat.you will be bowling. you are second.. he's overacting now.but it works in india. come on, hurry up.- you can do the fielding.
yes, i'll do the fielding.- okay, do it. mosquitoes don'tbite you, do they? you neither feelhungry nor thirsty. do you bathe? that's amazing. do you want to be a ghost? no, dear.i'm good the way i am. at least i'm alive. what do you do?
when foreigners comeon a holiday they wish to seethe poor india, dirty india i show them my areawith some added spices. and i make some money. come, let me show it to you. but i don't have any money. silly, i'm not goingto charge you. come on! look! this is my neighborhood.
'fix a wiper on your glasses' 'take out those cottonballs from your ears.' 'i'm telling you a story.this is dharavi, my dear.' 'the movie screen is torn.it's a lower stall seat.' 'but the movie on dharavi isstill a super hit. hit it!' 'this is my area.' 'it's a bollywood blockbuster.' 'enjoy many moviesat the price of one.' 'it has a mother likemeena kumari.'
'the father hasan unknown illness.' 'the brother is helpless' 'and the sister is unmarried.' 'stop it if you can,is the morning raga.' 'milkha runs on seeingconstable janta.' 'it has enough romanceand also has a fight scene.' 'the tears are withoutglycerin.' 'there's sprinklerand fast racing ferraris too.' what's this?
'mr. thakur is under suspicionand basanti is expecting.' 'they run three showsof devdas daily.' 'god alone knows sincewhen is this ganga dirty.' 'there's a promise ofcomedy along with tragedy.' 'the villain has a better rolethan the hero.' 'three times more the tax,and a leaking roof.' 'everyone has the same story.' 'i'm stressed!stressed! stressed!' 'come on, buddy!'
you have one week to payor vacate the room. got it? that's the most importantthing of my life. huh? the most importantthing in my life. what? my mother. oh! come, let me introduceyou to her.
have you lost your mind? she'll get scared ifyou introduce her to a ghost. i don't hide anythingfrom my mother. anyway, she only fears god.come on. it'll be a problem.- come on! the rascal will get a thrashing. why are you standinglike a statue? i want to introduceyou to someone. ask him to come inside.
he is right here. have you caught a snakeor a frog again? oh yes, you cannot see him. because he's a ghost. him. here.. moron, are you drunk?- what.. show me your eyes!- no.. open your mouth! i told you, you'll be thrashed.
akhrot is telling the truth.i really am a ghost. 'lord hanuman,the ocean of knowledge' 'and virtues, may yoube victorious.' what is this..- i had told you not to pee near thebanyan tree in the evening. look, now a ghost is after you! 'son of anjani,the messenger of rama.' but he is a very nice ghost..- shut up! 'known as the son of anjaniand the son of the god of wind.'
'lord hanuman,the ocean of knowledge..' has he left? you told me that shefears only god. look, mr. ghost,he is a fatherless child. he made a mistake.please forgive him. we are very poor. we have nothing to give you. please leave. he left.
stand there quietly. swear by me. swear by me that youwon't meet the ghost again. but he is a very nice ghost.- swear by me. i swear. tell me something.- yes? have you met anyone up there who died because someonelied after swearing by him? no, i haven't.
then it's fine. don't misunderstand mom,she has seen tough times. can i help you in some way? because i want to help you. how can you help me? i will steal some money froma rich guy and give it to you. he won't realizethat he suffered a loss and you'll gain. if i had to lead the life ofthieves, i could have.
it's fresh. like this.- what's the price? hey.. the.. put this too.- but no. what's the total? - earlier itwas 10, but now it's 16. i don't want tolead such a life. what kind of a man are you?you picked his pocket. why are you getting worriedfor no reason?
you are a ghost anyway. and a ghost's job is tocause problems, not solve them. what do you mean? i mean.. rawat's building for example.- okay. naseeb heights.- okay. there's no other unfortunatebuilding in the whole of mumbai. the work has been stalled sincethe past year and a half. it's haunted by a spiritlike you. a ghost.
anyone who goes in,comes out injured. he throws bricksand stones at everyone. do you want to makean honest living? - yes. come. where?- come on! we'll get no work hereinstead we'll be beaten. do you have a ten rupee bill? he won't accept just 10 bucks.- he will. he will. ten bucks won't buy youhalf a cup of tea
with bread and butter. since you have gone up,prices have gone up too. but a man's greed cannever change. give it to me. can i come in, sir? who let you in? your naseeb, sir.- what? if you can spare two minutes,i can save you millions. is it?
holy lord!the building looks scary. oh lord, save me from all evil! hey! the other day you said thepoor aren't scared of anyone. what happened now? i just made that upto come across as smart. you got scared! you got scared! darn you! will you really be ableto send away the ghost? come on, man.have some confidence in me.
i am confident. i was checking if i was theonly one confident. darn! excuse me, mister. please listen to me. go away from here. what do you want? i want to help you and the kid. if you leave youwill get salvation
and the poor kid will make somemoney for sending you away. why should i leave? i was the engineerof this building. i died after being crushedunder a slab but it made no differenceto anyone. moreover the peoplefrom life insurance.. they are all corrupt. my family has been visitingtheir offices for 18 months now but they haven't been paid yet.
go and see the plight ofmy wife and children. they can't even manageone square meal a day. but you are concernedabout his money! what if i help your familyget their money? then.. then..why will i stay here? fine. let me try. but
why haven't you doneanything yet? what can a person doafter he is dead? that's what i thoughtwhen i was alive. it's simple. bribe the officerand get the work done. bribing the officer will only help the engineerget his money. all the other cheques in hisfiles will be left pending. i don't understand.
look. a person commits a bad deed because he doesn't fear good. this is very important.listen to me very carefully. the day the evil in himstarts fearing good he will think twice beforedoing a bad deed. don't you think i amtoo young for such talks? no! you go and stand atthe crease. i'll bat. come on.
and what do you want? sir, mr. shrivastav's filehas been pending. what's wrong with your voice? well sir, i'm makinga valid point so i have to say it boldly. oh really, which file? nikhil shrivastav'sinsurance claim file. dear, such things take time. you've already takena year and half.
how much more time wouldyou need? another 150 years,what will you do? you should fear good, sir. you won't be able to sleepin peace if you do such things. i've been sleeping peacefullysince the past 20 years at home as well as here. are you done? get going now. what are you doing?
it's been two daysand nothing has happened. he is a government officer. he takes time in doing things. he is bound to takesome time to mend his ways. look, there he comes. look at his condition. here is mr. shrivastav's cheque. is this the full amountor have you taken a cut? it's the full amount.
okay! good night. good night. welcome. you'll be going toghost world, right? don't have high expectations. here you go. keep it.it's all yours. hey, who did you thank? god! god! god! thank you, god.- thank you, god. thank you.
mr. shirke, you know everything. i'll pay the rent as soon asi get the money. i haven't takenthe responsibility to help every beggarsettle down. either find another jobor find another room. sir.- yes. this year's rent.the entire amount. see you next year. that's great, meena.
your son's taken upa good profession. where did you get the money?- mom.. where did you get the money?- he earned it honestly. look, we haven'tdone anything wrong. please hear me out. if you still feel thathe shouldn't be with me i will leave. please. 'the world alwayskeeps messing around'
'and chants the name ofgoddess ganga!' 'and later, chants the name ofgoddess ganga!' 'it's a crooked world,it doesn't listen to anyone.' 'everyone behavesas they please.' 'relationships surviveonly on money.' 'the vehicle runs on a mixtureof water and petrol.' 'a clean body and a dirty mind.they have weird dreams.' 'and chant the name ofgoddess ganga!' 'they commit evil deeds'
'and later chant the name ofgoddess ganga!' 'they talk about billionsand don't sound fake.' 'everything is brought on loan,still they look up to date.' 'eat, drink and make merry' 'such is the generation!' 'everyone wants to earna few extra bucks.' ‘honesty is nowtaught by crooks.’ the person you are tryingto contact is currently unavailable.
'hail goddess ganga!' who was it? one of bhau's aides. who's bhau? he was a localgoon of our area he has now become a dacoit. i mean he has becomea local politician. does he want you to vacateanother building? can't you refuse him?
no, i will have to go. bhau, that boyis sitting inside. is he of any use?- yes. what has he done so far? he helped vacaterawat's building. how long did it take him?- three days. what are you saying?!- yes. what's this?- hello, bhau. what's this?- that's him.
dear, go call your dad.i don't have time. bhau, he's the one. what do you meanhe's the one? he helped vacaterawat's building.. you.. do you help vacate buildings? yes, sir. what would you like to have? tea? milk?
let's get to business. he's the one.- isn't he? he's the one. let me quote the price first. two million rupees, for you. i don't do illegal work. i'll take your leave.- hey! sit! sit! sit! sit down.- what's the problem? sit down. who said it's illegal?
i stay on the streets andthat's where i learned it. the more illicit the job,the higher the price. boss, he's the one.- him? come closer. let me tell you something.it'll benefit you. a property worth 3 billionis lying idle for the past 6 months. two million rupees is a smallprice to get the job done. it's okay if you wantto be paid less.
we will adjust. so what do you say? okay, sir. serve him tea.no, serve him some tea. you will have teaand not milk, right? i'll call for tea. you'll be settled for lifeif the job is done. then i can go back. do you really need to go back?
i will have to go. i'm not a very emotional personbut i'll miss you. i will miss you too. i've seen many people who'vesold themselves for money but this is the first timei'm seeing a ghost do that. well done! how much money has bhauoffered to send me away? how much? two million.
do you know how muchmoney was offered to the owners of the land? zero. look, we know nothing about it. what do you know? by pleasing a few dead people and correcting a fewcorrupt people do you think you havereformed the country? do you think the problem
will be solved if you getrid of me? how will you get rid of them? they.. all of them.. the ones who didn't vacate their houses were set ablaze. those ones who didn't agreewere killed. and people like me,who raised their voice were suppressed.
no one did anything?- what can anyone do? this cancer is not restrictedto one part of society. it has spread allacross the country. if you cure thecancer in dombivali then what about kandivali?what about dadar? will you curethe whole of mumbai? what about delhi?what about ludhiana? ranchi, rotak, jabalpur,patna, surat.. from how many placeswill you remove the cancer?
and how much cancerwill you get rid of? those who can change thisare just twiddling their thumbs. on the other hand,people like bhau have themselves become a cancerand are ruining the country. people like me, who raise theirvoices, are being killed. it surely makes headlines and the next dayeverything becomes normal. the people are sleeping. the country is dying.
let it die. don't make a businessout of someone's death. if it happens to you.. whether anyone doessomething or not i won't let them erecta building here. leave! are you getting the smile? yes, bhau.- okay. good. now click one in this pose.
one more. click another one!- yes. look at this now.it's a famous pose. get the smile.- very good pose. bhau! the boy vacatingthe building is here. he says he can't do the job.- why? what happened? he says it's not his cup of tea. send him in. hey akhrot!- move aside. come here.
come here, akhrot! what happened?- i cannot do it, sir. what?- i can't. did anyone say something? do you want more money? tell me! - i told you,i cannot do it, sir! hey! you cannot affordto say no to me. you are lucky the electionsare around the corner. or i'd have chopped you andthrown you in the same gutter
that you come from. you better get thebuilding vacated. you have time onlyuntil the elections. do you understand? you only have timeuntil the elections. go. at least let me smile, buddy. bhau held me by my collarand you did nothing. is this called friendship?
what should i have done? today bhau held youby your collar it will be someone elsetomorrow. how can i protect youfrom everyone? didn't you hear the ghost say that there are many peoplelike bhau in this country? why don't you make themfear good? people like bhaudon't fear goodness they are scaredof losing power.
then bhau will never be scared. he has won the lastthree elections very easily. why hasn't a goodcandidate stood against him yet? they did. some were killed andsome were bribed. it's the tradition of ourcountry. - right. there must be someone. there must be a good candidatewho can stand opposite bhau. why don't you stand against him?
you are good. and no one can kill you either. speak up! it's a very bad idea! i see. it's a bad ideaas it is not your idea. don't behave like kids. i am a kid. a dead person cannotcontest the elections. how can he?
is there such a rule? of course. they form silly rules inthis country. first, find a good personwith great difficulty and they have a problemwith that too. this is called democracy, child. who's crazy? forget it. are you still awake?
what are you thinking? i'm thinking, what willhappen to our country! the ones who are supposed tothink about it are sleeping. you should go to sleep too. hey! please contestthe elections. you have started again. i told you that a ghost cannotcontest the elections. i know an unsuccessful lawyer.let's consult him. go away!
that wouldn't cost us anything. let's go.- yes. what are you saying? should i shut the factory andbecome a bangle vendor? i will consume iron andcommit suicide. you always have a long face. him?- you work for me. is he a lawyer?- now go and bring it again. he was.
the profession has no place forgood people like him. i hope he is not faint-hearted. who are you lying to? here, have some tea and go home. look gabdi,you know i don't lie. do you mean to say that thereis a ghost in my factory? stupid.. a ghost! who..
who is it? how are you, mr. gabdi?- he said my name. i asked, how are you? sir, i am absolutelyfine with your grace. how can i help you? i needed some legal advice. i understand, sir.old indian problem. a person diesbut his case never ends. don't drag the matterlike a court case.
just answer my question in brief. tell us what kind of person can contestthe parliamentary elections? but why? do as he says. according to the rule book, sir the candidate shouldbe an indian citizen. he is.
but who is contesting? continue. he should be atleast 25 years old. 25.. no criminal record. no.not at all. he should be mentally sound.- he is. that's all.- that's all? that's all.- does he not need a degree?
a degree! for what? it means, a person who isn'teligible to work as a clerk can actually run our country. what can one do?this is india. long live india. anything else? - yes, thereis an important question. what?- the one contesting.. the candidate contestingthe elections.. does he need to be alive? no! no!
it isn't mentioned in any book.not in the books. never. thank you. akhrot. akhrot! at least hear me out, buddy. no, i am not listening to you. think about it. you asked me to come tothe lawyer and i did.
i'm not getting into themess called elections. i won't be contestingat the elections. 'i will tease you,as you are a beautiful girl..' look, it's not fairfor such people to win. you are only thinkingabout yourself. think about our country. look at the plight ofour country. 'lord, keep an eye.' 'almighty, keep a watch.'
'may you bless everyone.' 'do take care of everyone.' this village is for sale withthe houses, cattle and fields. 'no man shouldever endure slavery.' 'no man shouldbow before another.' 'may all thedifferences be resolved.' 'distribute this land and theskies equally among all.' 'may no one suffer in pain.' 'be concerned about everyone.'
'may everyone walk,head held high.' 'bless everyone with strength.' 'no one should be able tosilence a rising voice, lord.' 'may everyone be employed' 'and also a chance to rest.' 'a person who works hard,should be paid.' 'influence every wordevery thought.' ‘almighty, keep an eye.’ ‘lord, keep an eye.’
'lord!' so, what do you say? huh?- what do you say? i will contest the elections but who'll vote for a ghost? it will be a joke. you are too young to vote.i am no more to cast a vote. we won't get a single vote. what if we get one vote?
from where will you get it? darn them! i wish they are not offeredwater on their death bed! how should the poorpeople survive? there is no water.. what if you get one vote? then i'll think about it. i'll get you one vote for sure. madam.
can i ask you something? please don't get furious. if a ghost contests theelections from our area.. a ghost?- yes. i mean someone who willget the roads repaired get the gutters cleaned clear the garbage and brings water to the taps will you vote for him?
dear, these unpaved roads the overflowing gutters,the garbage we are accustomed to all of it. if anyone provides uswater at least once in a day then not only a ghost,i'll even vote for a dog! people didn't give us water.he is talking like crazy. how can a ghost provideus water? oh really? are you sure?
by god! you guys aregetting really serious. yes. - no!as you please! as you please! but as your lawyer.. i am your lawyer, right? yes.- yes. yes, so as your lawyer it is my duty to tell youa few things. like? like you filing a nominationcan create a big commotion.
so, we need to keepall the papers in order. so that in the future the opposition doesn'tdisqualify your nomination. what kind of documents? i'll handle everything else, butyou've to bring two documents. a police certificate that stateshe has not been convicted. and a doctor's certificatestating he is mentally stable. a common man prays all his life that he never encountersa doctor, lawyer or the police.
and i am about toencounter all three of them. sir, please strikeout lawyer from your list. what do you mean why?some lawyers are very honest. keep it down, gabdi.- why? otherwise,they will keep you in a museum. stop it! are you planningto mend the whole world? he's crazy. dharavi police station sir!
sir..- yes? a ghost has come to meet you. shinde, how many times havei told you not to drink on duty? i swear, sir.never while on duty. i'm telling the truth.there is a ghost outside. is he here because wesuppressed his murder case? no, not for that. he wishes to contestthe elections. so, he wants a clearance letter.
a ghost contestingthe elections? please do it, sir.it's a bit urgent. who said that?- not me. it's me, sir. bhoothnath. please do it.it's a bit urgent. everyone comes herefor urgent work. it's urgent if someone'sstabbed. it's urgent if someone drinksand runs over someone. a politician's sandals gotstolen from outside a temple.
that's urgent too. a celebrity's dog goes missing.that's urgent too. it's urgent to clean the city so are we the detergent? there is only frustration amongthe population of the nation. such is the situation due to theconstipation of the system that there's saturationeverywhere. the public wants to know the justificationfor the intoxication.
there is right to information,there is objection on it. the police has the power,but it has its own limitation. the one who is at a designationdoesn't have the intention. the one who has suggestion,doesn't have the position. my question is, what shouldpeople do in such a situation? i'll do something, mr. ghost.i will. but i don't understandsomething. do you wish to usurppeople's money? do you want to buy landincognito for your family?
do you want to travel abroadon public funds? - right. do you wish to do social serviceby becoming a politician? he's impossible.- yes. he hasn't learnt a lessoneven after death. i'll check all your records. i will approve it if everythingis okay. okay?- thank you, sir. see you. shinde.- yes.
didn't you see himwalk inside? sir, how could i see him? and we are law enforcers. and the law is blind..- i know. one thing is confusing me. should i write you a normalreport or a post mortem report? i don't understand, sir. look, a doctor writes a postmortem report for a dead man. but how will post mortemreport state
if a person is insane or not? sir, post mortem isperformed on a dead body. and i am a spirit. and a spirit is immortal. right. so that makes me alive. so you can conduct the testson a living human being. yes, yes. you got a point there. sir, you are a psychiatrist.
it's not right for youto be confused. do i look confused? now watch me confuse you. yes. i'll conductan inkblot test on you. look at this. what do you see here? sachin's century. i knew you were crazy. how can you see..
was i wrong, sir? what do you see now? draupadi being disrobed. oh god! and here, i seethe titanic seeking. and you are holding my clearancecertificate at the moment. please take it. take it. i've handled the police.
great. i've taken careof the doctor too. now?- great. i mean the election officer. the election officer. so, who is contestingthe election? a ghost. look, i don't have timefor your silly jokes. this is not a joke, sir.
i am extremely seriousabout contesting this election. really?- yes. nowhere in the rulebookis it mentioned that the person contestingthe elections should be alive. this.. yes.it's not mentioned anywhere. alright. who is proposing?- i am. i am his lawyer. my name is gabdi kumar.
from which party? an independent candidate. you'll need to pay10000 rupees for this. here it is. and ten people to nominate you. alive. what times are upon us! a ghost is contestingan election! sir, you have been conductingelections since many years.
you may have seen manypeople contest. i am just an ordinary ghost. we want good peopleto contest the elections. yes, sir.- it's okay, if it's a dead man. this needs to be signed. sure. sign. lallan! lallan, once again please.
please say that once again. bhau, you.. shut up!quiet, you scoundrel! lallan. bhau, a ghost is contestingagainst you. that's very smartof the opposition! they won't have tohide their faces, if they lose. i am not joking. a ghost has filednomination papers against you.
in that case lallan,you might lose your job. whose throat will you slit? lallan.. the country's steaming politicalsituation got some comic relief when a ghost decidedto contest elections from the dharavi constituencyof mumbai. the country is haunted bya ghost at the elections. is this the darkest dayin the history of democracy? can this be really happening?
the country's politicshas hit a new low. ghosts have now startedfiling nominations. will the people's belief.. i had warned you,but you paid no heed. they are mocking us. are they referring to yourfriend on the news? yes, mom. i tried to talkhim out. but he never listens. he has madea mockery of himself. look akhrot,you better stay out of it.
no, mom. i am not a partof this mockery. it's his business not mine. i am just supporting himas he is my friend. an external support. bhau is a dangerous guy.- right. that's what i told him. why do you worry?they're supplying water. go. i don't want any problems. several parts of the countryare hit by the election fever.. was this my idea?
look, there is just one personin your party and that's me. your party will ceaseto exist if i leave. what do you want to do? show them an amazing trailer.what else? did that ring a bell? or do you want me toring some more? ding-dong! something that you werelaughing about until yesterday will leave you stunned now.
as a ghost will actuallycontest the elections from the dharaviconstituency in mumbai. and he is present atthe studio with us. mr. bhoothnath..- yes. how would the viewers believethat you are actually a ghost? it is not their fault. had i been alive today then perhaps i toowouldn't have believed it. but sir, can you do something
which makes our viewersbelieve that.. mr. bhoothnath.. as all of you can seethis is no camera trick. mr. bhoothnath is doing this. look, i am not hereto show tricks. i just want to tell everyonethat this is not a joke. i am fighting this electionand i am serious about it. the ghost speaks english. good. at least we have aneducated candidate.
but sir, how can a ghostcontest the elections? nowhere in the rulebookdoes it state that one needs to be aliveto contest the election. i had warned you. sir, this is creating an uproar. creating an uproar? why isn't there an uproarwhen people accused for embezzling billionsof rupees contest the election? the ones accusedof hooliganism.
they are accused of murders. why is my contesting theelection causing such an uproar? but sir, what made a ghostcontest the election? when it's about thecountry's future even a ghost hassome responsibility. he is here. he is here. sir, where are you? sir!just one question, sir. sir..- sir.. okay.just one question.
sir, do you think thepublic will vote for a ghost? i just want to tell themthat i am not a ghost. i am the future. one more question, sir.another question. sir! sir. sir..- he left. where did he go?- where is he? and what would youlike to say about this? long live india! isn't he the same building boy?
khajur.- akhrot. yes, akhrot. what is he doing there? you have become very popular. this isn't popularity,but curiosity. let's go and talk to them. where? over there? no.- yes, come on. come on!- no. i won't go before a crowd.
you can go! tell themi am not here. he's scared. where is he? where is he? stop! there is no bhoothnath here.please leave. hey akhrot! don't act pricey.- there is no one. come on go away, madam.- yes, i am leaving. komal is calling out to you.- you little one! darn you! scram. what? leave.- you're acting pricey.
don't you all have work to do? go away! there is no onein there. leave! sir, someone must've robbedyour shop. go away! long live bhau! please don't. bhau, please bless my child. give him your blessings. long live bhau sahib! ladies and gentleman,i have a question for all of you
and i need an answer. the ghost who iscontesting the election why is he contestingfrom our constituency? do you have an answer? do you? do you? you don't? you don't, right? let me tell you. that's because withhard work and dedication we have turnedthis area into heaven.
hey, stop it. what heaven? the poor ghost got confused. he thought, if there isheaven on earth, it's here. applaud! as soon as went to heaven,he came here. wonderful! so all of youshouldn't get confused. bhoothnath, do something. if the dialogues are a hitthen the movie will be a hit.
and a hit song makes a moviesuper hit. but who will write the song? we'll have to finda writer who has problems with thesystem just like us. we have a small request to make,mr. anurag. sir, i don't makemovies on ghosts. no, i want you towrite a song for us. an item song, sir? an election number.
i don't thinki have a choice, sir. no, i won't force youif you refuse. but, you know thatit's for a very good cause. sir, i've a request to make. you are already invisible and you walk while you talk so it feels like youare speaking in surround sound. we anyways have nobudget for dolby. here you go.
better? is he sitting there? yes, sir. much better, sir. i'll do it, sir.- thank you. i've another request. sir, i cannot dance. fool, at least hear him out. look, your songs have a little adult content.
i've understood, sir. it will be difficult,but i'll do it. the songs will be for adults butthey won't be only for adults. help him win withmaximum votes! ladies and gentlemen,the pride of your area! hard working anddedicated, mr. bhau sahib.. isn't the song ready? then play it. our dearest candidate..
and here comes a messagededicated by the public to dharavi legislativeassembly's deceitful corrupt, dishonestcandidate bhau sahib. 'don't you be arrogant to us' 'when we have theorders with us.' 'stay within your limits.hello! hello!' 'now, it's our turn.' 'a little bit of whip.' 'whoever was given,was in a fix.'
'our craziness is gaining fame.' 'a party..' 'on that note!' 'a party is a must.' 'a party is a must.’ 'the party continues.' 'it's now our responsibility.' 'i am a king.' 'who can match me?'
'god is our backbone.' 'by making everyonedance to our tunes' 'we have stolen the show.' 'all men and women,get ready for the party.' 'we are so happy thatwe are acting crazy.' 'unstoppable, is our label.' 'everything’s done out in theopen, nothing under the table.' 'you are the devil’s friend.' 'your deeds are evil.'
'words don’t affect you,you should be thrashed.' 'the horrific scams,your time’s up, man.' 'i have more guts than you,i’ll clear all your doubts.' 'you will be exposed now.' 'you will be disgraced.' 'you will cover your faceafter the exit-polls.' so, did you enjoy that? i've never dancedat someone's wedding as much as i dancedat bhau's funeral.
bhau won't take it lying down. let's see what he does. the media is waiting outside.you must handle them. president, why do you panic? if an insane ghostcalls me a thief that doesn't make me a thief. weren't you accused ofobscenity last year? does that mean youwere involved? are you? are you?
hearsay cannot kill anyone. that's fine. but whatdo we tell the high command? and the people? ask the high command to worry about the otherseats in the country. and as far as thepeople are concerned.. they will come,applaud and then forget. sir, an electionis just like a circus. the jokers are useless.
people buy tickets tosee the lion. have you understood?don't worry. let's go. sir! we have a question, sir. sir, please.- just one question. you are accused in several scams what do you have tosay about that? look, mr. bhoothnath hasleveled these accusations. mr. bhoothnath can.. pardon me.
what happened, bhau? mr. bhoothnath.ticklish.. mr. bhoothnath, stop ticklingme. - look at him. what is he doing? he's putting up a show. mr. bhoothnath! mr. bhoothnath! don't slap me.no. can you see that?he is misusing his powers! you are kicking me!
mr. bhoothnath! mr. bhoothnath!what are you doing? will you kick me? this is.. no! no! no! don't do that again.enough. enough! shoot him! mr. bhoothnath is doing thisand not me. mr. bhoothnath!- bhoothnath has done wrong. don't do it, mr. bhoothnath.please don't. bhau, please!
hold his hands.hold them. enough!bhau, please. that's enough. as you can see mr. bhoothnathis misusing his powers. no, mr. bhoothnath. no!- bhau! take care of him. he's playing dirty. who saw the peacockdance in the forest? wait and watch. i just don't understand, sir.
i had pressed the record button,but nothing has been recorded. i got good shots, sir.don't know how they vanished! what have you brought?where's the footage? watch how a dog bravelyfought a panther. it's the same panther who has been troubling peoplesince several months.. to seek revenge fromhis girlfriend her boyfriend marriedher mother. and the girl's family..- shut up!
people carried empty bagsto a rally to protest inflation. and here's the weather forecast.mumbai may.. lallan!- yes, bhau! why aren't we on the news? i'll find out, bhau. call the news channel.- okay, bhau. what happened, bhau?- who is it? i heard someone made all yourhard work go down the drain. the one who hit you, spankedyou. - what are you doing?
thrashed you! at least listen to me.. just shut up and listen! if i want i can shut down yourbusiness in no time. but i am not like you. today you accused me of doingsomething that i haven't done. now i will do somethingthat you never tried to do. not in my ears! keep watching the news.
then i sprayed water... you threatened bhau..- yes. but the garbage,the potholes, water problems won't you think of asolution for all the problems? i can do that. but that wouldn’t be right. it won't be right. it'll be right when the one paid to cleanthe garbage, cleans it.
potholes are filledby those appointed to do it. those who are responsible tobring water into the taps should fulfill theirresponsibility. whether they do it willingly or out of fear. it's your department's dutyto clear the garbage. hereafter, if garbage isn'tcleared from a particular place it'll end up in your house. you'll keep your house clean,won't you?
remember you shouldn't repairthe potholes only in my constituency. and repairing the potholes isn'tgoing to be enough. no, sir. once the potholes are repaired it's better they alwaysremain intact. right? if you have understood the painof sudden disappearance of water
then let's get to work.- yes. look. look. look. good dharavi. clean dharavi. good dharavi. clean dharavi. bad photo. sorry. slumdog? no slumdog, only bulldog. bulldog.- bulldog.
it feels like there's stillsome hope left in this world. i think all the politiciansshould be like bhoothnath. bhoothnath fulfilledhis promises. has anyone else done so? we won't mind paying taxesif such good things are done. they even cleaned our area. it feels good to know thatsomeone cares about us too. bhau has never done anything,but bhoothnath did it. you only make promisesand do nothing!
i am...- bhoothnath does everything. get lost! bhau, people's pointof view has changed. so let's change the view.- that's right. potholes are being repaired. the garbage is being cleared.there is water in the taps. and the poor are gettingwhat is rightfully theirs. and this miracle has beenperformed by mr. bhoothnath. look, please don't callordinary routine tasks
a miracle. i would like to congratulatemr. bhoothnath. because whatever he has done cannot be done bya human being. and being an ordinaryhuman being i am withdrawing mynomination from the elections. mr. bhoothnath, you win. hearty congratulations to you. but, sir..
look, it's no usefighting an election when i am bound to lose. mr. bhoothnath will usehis divine powers and won't let me win. what are you trying to say? people will vote for me. i am very sure. but i don't know,where will the votes go! i have somehow managed toavoid booth-capturing for years.
but who will save me fromthis ghost capturing? mr. bhau, you have away with words. if only you had put 10 percentof all that into action i wouldn't have to do your job. i would have acted like a goon,if i didn't fear the law. when did i act like a goon? what did you dowith those officers? i did the things thatyou had to do. i don't threaten the officersto get the job done.
i don't go beyondour constitution. mr. bhau, the truth isthat you don't do your job. water, garbage, potholes these are somevery basic issues. have you done any infrastructuredevelopment in your area? have you startedschools for children? have you given the youthemployment opportunities? what have you doneto control corruption? how safe are the womenon the streets?
you are changing the topic. the fact is thatyou misused your powers. if i have misused it, it's forthe welfare of the people. if tomorrow you decide to misuseyour powers for your own good no one can harm you. why would i do that?- why would you do that? you've already done that.and you can still do it. if people go against youin the future will you shut their mouths too?
what rubbish is this? what rubbish! it's a fact! who can stop you from becominghitler if you have such powers? look mr. bhau,now you are changing the topic. no, no, no!i am not changing the topic. i am coming to the topic. if you really wantto help the people then do so with the powersgiven to you by the people and not with yourghostly powers.
so that you have thefear of losing your position. do you have the courage? if so, abandon your powersand then let's fight as equals. or stop pretending tohelp the people. can you abandon it? can you abandon your powers? you can't, can you? then it's decided. mr. bhau, you don't need towithdraw your nomination papers.
i forfeit my powers right now. mr. bhoothnath! bhau tricked you,and you easily got fooled. did you leave yourbrains up there? people fight for power, youforfeited your powers to fight! you are 60 years oldbut behave like a 7 year old. in spite of doingeverything right if people question our victory would you have liked it?
you wouldn't, right? yes, but it has reducedour chance to win. there are less chances but we still have a chance. put your seat belt on. it's a bumpy road ahead. bhau, you were wonderful. you have ruinedbhoothnath's future by making himforfeit his powers.
what will he do now? he is finished. bhau..- mr. kriplani is here. shall i send him in? mr. kriplani. will you have something? no? what's happening in your reign,mr. kriplani? you are the one who is ruling.
i just play with the law. then make a move thatthe game gets over by half-time. it will be done. no? it's okay. my nomination hasbeen challenged? has bhau challenged mynomination? on what basis? sir, as per the rule the person contesting theelection should also be a voter. and his lawyer hassent an objection letter
stating that a dead personcan't be a voter. sorry, sir. it is totally my fault. i missed this point. can we do something about this? sir, i can't thinkof a solution. it is a valid objection. sorry. the candidatureof mr. bhoothnath
who is wining many hearts is now a big question. excuse me. is mr. bhoothnath here? later, boss.it's not a good time. didn't i tell you about banku? he is banku's father. i heard about you on tv. i had some information i thoughti should share with you.
perhaps, it may help you. information?what kind of information? sir, your death certificatehas not yet been issued. my death certificatehasn't been issued? because your son refusedto offer a bribe. and one more thing, sir. we're very proud of you, sir. kriplani! bhau...
i always had a desire to see someone's nominationget disqualified. mr. bhoothnath? thank you for telling me ori would've sat on his lap. hello, mr. bhoothnath. he seems upset with me. come, let's begin proceedings. sir, i always thoughtgood conquers evil. but i was wrong.
sometimes evil overcomes itself. for instance as my son didn'tpay under the table a corrupt officer didn'tissue my death certificate. as my death certificatewasn't issued my name wasn't cancelledfrom the voting list. as my name wasn't cancelled you will besurprised to hear that some minister got a vote cast onmy behalf at the last elections.
counselor.- yes. these are some documentsfrom the election office. my name is on the voting list. and as per the records i voted at the last election from madgaon. now tell me thanks to a corrupt officerand a deceitful minister saved an honest candidate likeme from being disqualified.
would you like to say something? sir, everyone knowsthat he is dead and he cannot cast a vote. but he is misusing therules to prove it wrong. and on that basis,he should be disqualified. sir, everyone knows thathe is accused of corruption murder, defaulting taxesand malpractices. but he misused the rules to prove them to befalse accusations.
so according to that..on that.. on that basis he should be disqualified too. what happened, mr. bhau? he seems upset. our election office. this was my father's garage. let me introduce youto some people. our party workers.
come in, don't get scared.he's a nice ghost. he is fighting for our future. say he will win!- bhoothnath will win! why don't you cast your vote? because all politiciansare the same. be it you or bhau.how does it matter? i am more honest than bhau. he becomes invisibleafter getting your votes.
i'm already invisible. where is mr. bhoothnath? over here. the leader of the oppositionwants to meet you. so you want meto join your party. why didn't your party choose acandidate to stand against bhau? the thing is, we didn'thave a candidate like you. besides, our partynever bets on a losing horse. tell me something
do you have any idea how much money or workforceis required for an election? i don't know how muchillegal money or goons are required towin an election! so, do you know the numberof hindus and muslims thereare in your area? how many are fromthe backward class? the thing is, it isnecessary to know this to manipulate votes, boss.
no. i don't know that as well. all i know is that there are 100 percent indiansin my constituency. sir, throw yourprinciples in the dustbin. okay. fine. i'm throwingthem in the dustbin. now tell me,how do we manipulate votes? that depends on themarketing strategy. marketing strategy?- yes. all the parties do that.
let's assume there are two detergentcompanies in the market. and both of them claim thatthey provide the best whiteness. which one willthe public choose? they will choose, whoever hasmarketed the product better. okay! there's anotherbenefit in politics. after buying the detergent even if it doesn't fulfillthe promise
they still have to adjust titfor five years. - yes. and after five years,you can launch a new detergent. or re-launch the old detergent,just like bhau. with a new formula for more whiteness. right? wonderful. you've passed with distinction. so you think,i can win the elections? you will win the election,only if you fight it the way
it is fought in our country. the thing is, if honestpeople could win elections just by contesting then people like us would'vebeen unemployed long back. it is a fact,mr. bhoothnath. the thing is, everyonewill come to cheer you but not everyonewill come to cast a vote. this has been happening and this will continueto happen.
they fool the people during elections. ask him, will he continueto talk to himself or will he tell us something? will you tell us what happened? do you know why does a goodcandidate lose the election? let me tell you.give me some groundnuts. i need ten groundnuts. five on each side.
a good candidate losesthe election because half of the peopledon't vote. and among those who vote.. those who get these manyvotes win the elections. it means the one who gets only30 percent votes rules the country. because.. half of the populationdoesn't vote. - they don't. this is no longer an issuebetween bhau and me.
it's an issue for all the goodcandidates in the country. what should we do to make them cast their votes? how will we bring sucha huge change? we have to advise the people. but who will advice them? as he is contesting,he should be advising them. yes. you will advise them,who else? me?- yes.
anyways,politicians give speeches and people goand listen to them. no, no, no. public..no speeches! no speeches! i become speechlessin front of a crowd. no.- what are you saying? i have.. s-stage fright! stage fright. what.. what did he say? what is that?
i cannot speakin front of a crowd. that's why, i didn't bagany role in plays at school nor did i ever geta chance to deliver a speech. and you are telling useverything now. after creating such a big ruckus and you have to give a speech. so what should i do? why does he fearwhen no one can see him? but i can see them.
hear that. then it's impossibleto bring about change. let's record his voice. who will know whether it's himor a tape recorder? good idea.we will record your voice. leave that and fix this first. hurry up.i don't have time to waste. how are you, akhrot? hello sir! do it!
do i have to record on this?- yes. it's very old. it's from your time. hey, you are a champion. come on, start talking. should i speak here? just speak. what should i say? don't think that you aretalking to a tape recorder.
it won't be from the heart. assume that there are peoplestanding here. just imagine. you won't be scared and it will be fromthe bottom of your heart. where's bhoothnath? when will he start speaking? let's assume that they dayyou die has been decided. you have beengiven three choices that you can die in anyof the three ways.
by hanging yourself by coming under a trainor by having cyanide. so, you will think that hangingyourself is troublesome. jumping in front of a trainwill be painful. having cyanideis the best option. no pain, no hassles andan easy death. this is the dilemma youface every five years in the form of elections. should you vote for someone whohas scammed 20 billion rupees
or the one who scammed10 billion rupees or the one who scammed2 billion rupees? in comparison to 20 billionand 10 billion rupees the one who has scammed2 billion seems honest so let's vote for him. though he'll loot usbut not as much as the others. similarly when comparedto people who have committed15 or 9 murders a person who has committed2 murders seems decent.
so let's vote for him. what can we do? we don't have a choice. this is the biggestproblem of our country. we should vote for the onewe like the most. but we have to vote forthe one we least dislike. this doesn't happenin sweden and finland. sweden and finland aretwo great countries in europe. this is not what happens there.
if people don't likeany of the candidates there do you know who do theycast their valuable vote to? they cast their valuable votesto their favorite cartoon. hence donald duck is a verypopular leader out there. what will happen if somethingsimilar happens in our country? chhota bheem will winfrom baliya. chacha chaudhary will winfrom kanpur. doremon from nasik. and pokemon from satara.
unfortunately, in our country,we are allowed to vote for politicians,but not cartoons. so, who will you vote for? tell me, who will you vote for? what happened?- nothing the mike isn't working gone. what happened, bhoothnath?speak up! - what happened? bhoothnath, why have youstopped talking? - darn! where is bhoothnath?
what now?- the.. we couldn't see him and nowwe can't hear him either. did he run away? it's feels good to hear you.come on, bhoothnath! look.. i am not here to ask youto vote for me. i am here to tell you thatyou must cast your vote. it's okay if you don'tvote for bhoothnath. it's okay if you don'tvote for bhau.
press the 'noneof the above' button. but please cast your votes. so that if bhoothnath wins the people who dislikebhoothnath shouldn't regret that had they cast their vote bhoothnath would not have won. in a democracy,your vote is your voice. you can make your country listento you through your vote. so speak up. please.
at least say something. those who don't vote they don’t want the countryto hear them. so it's time to tell them thatif they don't wish to speak if they have nothing to say then we don't wantto hear them either. sir.- yes? please explain. do you have a voter id card?
i don't, sir. i can't hear you.speak louder. i don't have it, sir. i still cannot hear you.speak louder. have you understood now? got it, sir. he has understood. so, it is time for change. and you have to bringabout this change.
excuse me,will you take me to bandra? no. why? where do you want to go?- bandra. please speak a little louder.i can't hear you. bandra!- what? taxi! mr. magan, give metwo kilos of sugar. i said, give me twokilos of sugar. sir, please give us a packetof biscuit. - can't you hear me?
i've been asking for sugar. here. ma'am, first geta voter id card. are you crazy? i can't hear you.- have you gone deaf? i love you.- i can't hear you. i love you! i love you. i can't hear you.
speak louder.i can't hear you. 10 rupees.- speak louder! 10 rupees.- speak louder. excuse me, sir!sir, your shot is ready, sir shot is ready, sir. do this, come here and say it. sir, the shot is ready. come here and say that again. strange! my ears seemedto have stopped working.
did you understand? steven spielberg,have some shame. go and get a voter id card.leave! we have to work overtime,thanks to bhoothnath. okay, mr. tripathi.make me a card too. and now from india. aheadof its parliamentary elections india is witnessinga unique movement in which peopleare turning a deaf ear towards those whodon't have voter ids.
many are terming thismovement of change. india's first non-cooperationmovement since independence. don't worry. bhoothnathwill not win the election. it doesn't matterwhether he wins or loses. you should worry aboutthe non-cooperation movement going on out there. i am doing that. then our party isdefinitely going down. your career will be finishedif the party goes down.
do you understand me?- i understand. here. take it. bhoothnath will be leadinga big rally on the last day of thecampaigning. i have a great idea..- please hear me out. you must so somethingto spoil the rally. can you do it or should iask someone else to do it? i'll do it. i'm leaving.- okay.
bye. no matter how hard i tryno one lets me change for good. i think it's timeto show my true colors. if bhau has to win the elections someone has to be sacrificedagain this time. but bhau,we cannot kill bhoothnath. can we? who says we cannotkill bhoothnath? bye.- bye, akhrot.
we'll meet tomorrow.- yes tomorrow. bye! yes, i will bring it tomorrow. hey akhrot! boy! come here. please come here, boy. how are you? would you like to have tea? look, tell bhoothnath not to go ahead with themovement of change rally.
you know our bhau. what if i don't tell him? you will be silenced. forever. now leave. get going.- remember what i told you. no rally! the young rascal! remember,tomorrow is a big day for you.
don't get scared. are you talking to meor to yourself? why will i be scared? i was talking to you. mom. i need to tell you something. what do you want to say atthis hour of the night? something i never said before. i know you keep the freshbread on the top for me
and the stale onesat the bottom for yourself. what's wrong, akhrot?- let me speak, mom. i know how a 10 rupee noteland in my pocket every morning! sometimes, i deliberatelycome home late so that your scolding makes merealize, your love for me. are you alright? the fact that you couldn'tsend me to school hurts you. do you know why i didn't stray?
because you are very nice, mom. you are very strong. always be strong. why do you say that? one more thing. you don't look goodwhen you cry. here.do attend the rally. here. attend therally for change. bhoothnath isn't giving up.
he is continuing withthe arrangements. here.come for the rally. dear, where can i findmr. bhoothnath? he is at the rally.the rally for change. come, let's take you to therally. - come with us. come, bhau willhave a rally for you. catch him! stop!- catch him! rama, go that way.
ramesh, check in that lane. don't spare him! darn! let's go there! don't just run blindly! bhau will kill us if wedon't find the boy! it's my fault. he is just a child. i should have known. please forgive me.it's my fault.. - you..
it's not your fault. they had threatened akhrot. but he didn't want you to back out. hence he hid it from all of us. when we brought him here he told me 'mom.' 'no battle can be wonwithout making sacrifices.'
'and if i need to sacrifice mylife to win this battle' 'then so be it.' i am not grieving. i am proud of my son. i won't let him sacrificehis life so easily. an attempt should be made. i'll be back. please come back soon. it's important.
today is the rally for change. the thing i am about todo is more important. any news about bhoothnath?- no, boss. we have taught himsuch a lesson that.. don't be surprised! i am here to attendmr. bhoothnath's rally of change just like you. but is mr. bhoothnath here? he isn't?
okay, he didn't turn up. he must be stuck in traffic. i must say bhoothnath is at a differentlevel of politics. he blames and accusespoliticians like us that we disappearafter elections. but he has disappearedbefore the elections. i fell for his sweet talkand had made up my mind to vote for mr. bhoothnath.
but if he continues to beinvisible after he wins who will do the work? who will we blame? the vacant chair? if bhau doesn't do the job then you can at leastthrow eggs and tomatoes at him. i am standing right in frontof you. i am present here. i haven't gone anywhere.i am right here. your bhau!
thus, i have changed my mind. now, i will vote for bhau. you are back? tell me, how can i help you? sir, i had a request. spare the child, sir. he doesn't deserve to die. well, no one deserves to die. we sent you downto prove a small thing.
and you have createdsuch a big mess. you became so selfishin order to prove yourself that you didn't eventhink about other ghosts. why did you have to getinvolved in the elections? you have ridiculed the ghosts. i.. i have ridiculed ghosts? am i fighting the electionsfor myself? sir, am i selfish? me? yes, sir. i am selfish.
and i am selfish because the country, where i will beborn in my next life if i can bring aboutsome change i will definitely do it. so that when i am born again i am bornin a better country. am i selfish? me? all of you will be bornin the same country.
do you want the same countrywith a rotten system? you too are waiting with atoken in your hand to be born. what will you gainif you take birth again? if you are brought upamong corrupt people you will end up being corruptand nothing else. if you cannot get your work donewithout bribing someone you will get accustomedto bribery. if we don't bringabout change now then your rights
will be snatchedby a wrong person and you won't be ableto do anything. nothing at all. you speak as if you havealready brought a change. no, sir. i.. i am not saying that.i just want you to give the childanother chance. he has dreamt ofa better country. he deserves to seethat dream come true, sir.
and what if you lose? i understand, sir. i understand. if i lose, then that kid hasno right to live. anyways, what will he doliving in a country which doesn't wish to changefor the better? but sir, if i win the child should be givenanother chance.
isn't it, sir? if you win the election the kid will survive. and i will pray that our man wins. pray that our country wins. our country. i will pray that you think before you vote.
we will win the election,won't we? where.. where had you been? i had gone to begfor akhrot's life. we will win the elections,won't we? or akhrot will lose hisbattle against death. now i don't know whetherwe will win or.. but bhau has taken goodadvantage of your absence.
it's right, in a way. tomorrow is theday of the election. people think you fledfrom the battlefield. who will vote for us insuch a situation? and don't assume that bhauwould be doing nothing. he will continue to do whathe does at every election. to win. if they demand liquor, give it.if they want money, give it. and if someone acts smartjust slap him.
he will bribe the peoplehe couldn't win over. remember bhau duringthe elections. okay? those he can't reason with,he'll try to influence them. ganpat, take this.remember bhau. the one he couldn'timpress himself he will send his agentsto impress them. whether bhau winsor bhoothnath wins how would that matter?
look, i am the one whogets your work done, right? then do as i say. threaten them. if, you don't votefor bhau then.. understood? tomorrow will be a new day. but it will all be the way it isat every previous election. half the people willturn the official half day leave and take the entire day off.
picnic! bhau's men will gatherpeople from different places and take themto the polling booth. and outside the polling booth they would pretendto help people but instead hint at them. and they will reducethe voting speed in the areas whichare your strong areas. people will votein someone else's name.
as you have doneso much for the people they will remember you. but they will vote for bhau. thank you for the liquor, bhau. that's possible. that's a possibility. but it is also possible,tomorrow ushers in a dawn the country hasnever witnessed before. it will be a half day at work
but people will go to work for the sake of the country. uncle! wake up, uncle.we need to go and vote. will you continue to brushyour teeth forever? don't you want go early? ajay!- good morning, sir. why have you come inso early today? sir.. aren't you going tocast your vote?
people who have decidednot to vote might perhaps.. perhaps, they may changetheir mind. and the who werebribed will show.. ..that they are not for sale. keep this and spare us. the ones they try to influence will tell them that they are in their senses. but sorry.
every individualwho can cast a vote will vote. my name is stillon the voting list. someone else willcast my vote, sir. please let me go, sir.it's about my future. and those who aresupposed to vote will be the ones who vote. if you are voting on my behalf at least vote for thecandidate of my choice.
it is possible that insteadof giving up without a fight people will tryto fight and win. maybe people won'tthink that nothing can be done. they would instead thinkthat if they do something perhaps somethinggood might happen. people might come insomeone else’s vehicle but they'll leave with a mark to ensure the safetyof their country.
something unprecedented hashappened in this country today. around 85 percent of thepeople have cast their votes. and the highestpercentage of votes were cast in dharaviarea of mumbai where 95 percent peoplecast their votes. we will be back tomorrow morningwith the election results. bhau, you will win 100 percent. no one can stop you. i'm telling you.
i know. you know?- i know. darn! i have to makearrangements for the elections. people celebrate like thisonly when india wins. india has won. 'don't waste your time.listen to me.' 'where will you look for a club' 'in this city at thishour of the night?' 'when the whole world sleepsand after parties wind up.'
'this party happensafter the after party.' 'come party with the bhoothnath.relax man!' 'now party with the bhoothnath.relax man!' 'young kids, vulturesand monkeys.' 'the after party is happeninginside the house.' 'the house is haunted.' 'there are brokenwindows and cobwebs.' 'i just want tostay awake tonight.' 'cowards should goto their houses.'
'we have been sleepingat night all our lives.' 'let’s stay awake tonight.ghosts don’t exist.' 'call everyone,make everyone dance.' 'place a bet.' 'do this..show me this.' 'this.. and then this.' 'and now this.' 'do this.' 'and now do this.'
'keep the music playing.' 'make everyone drink.' 'put your hands up!' 'make everyone dance tonight.' 'come party with the bhooth..' 'it's your boy,yo yo honey singh!' 'when we havethe orders with us.' 'stay in your limits.hello'! hello!' 'it's our turn now.'
