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[♪♪♪] carl's jr. has this $6.00 burgerwhich really only costs $3.95, so you thinkyou're getting some deal, but the truth is it may be the best franchise burgerout there. i went there yesterdayand ordered three. by golly, those suckersalmost filled me up. when i got home, i still had to havea box of eggos,
but that doesn't take awayfrom carl's achievement. i mean, here's a guy who's got to go through lifeas carl junior, right? barry? like, he can never get outof the shadow of his dad, the original carl, i guess. barry, do you thinkthis compulsive eating has something to do with thinkingyou killed your mother?
that you're eating yourselfto death as punishment? you do thinkyou killed her, right? i never said that. she called out to youfrom that big, fancy oak bed. she said she was havingchest pain. i never told you any of that! how could you know this? she begged you to dial 911. but she was always calling outfor you, wasn't she, barry?
you weren't there. how could you knowwhat happened? how? doesn't matter. what matters is, you've got to stopblaming yourself. if you don't, you will eat yourselfinto an early grave-- stop it!
and there's no reason. you're looking in my head! don't look in there. you don't have to do it, barry. leave me alone! it wasn't your fault. [gun clicks] [telephone rings] jonesy?
[telephone ringing] [gunshot] hey, how are you doing, henry? what's that you say?i didn't catch you. what, are you going deaf now? i said, "how are you doing?" oh, you know... s-s-d-d. well, yeah, of course.
h? you know, i was thinking, if you were free this weekend,we might go see duddits. yeah. absolutely. he's been on my mind a lot, too. it's been a long time. yeah. [knocking] it's open! oh, hey, h, i gotta go.i got a thing here.
i'll see you saturday. yeah, right. see you saturday. so, mr. defuniak... do you knowwe're both escapees from maine? you're from pittsfield. david, do you know what happensto scholarship students who are caughtcheating on exams? you had the flu that day,didn't you, david?
you didn't takethe exam? you missed the test, david, and since you were ill, david, why not write mean essay instead? 3,000 words on the short-term resultsof the norman conquest. go get started. yes, sir. pittsfield is a better placeto be from than to go back to.
thank you, sir. how did you know?you weren't even there that day. sometimes i just know. [door closes] hello. this probablyisn't going to work. never start that waywith a car salesman. we love challenges.i'm pete moore. in one hour,i'm showing a house in fryeburg.
it's a big commission... and i just lostmy damn car keys. could you possiblymake me duplicates? that takes at least a day. boy, i just knew it! easy, trish. maybe i can help. i've always been goodat finding things. did i tell you my name? i don't remember--
i guessed. now let's find those keys. hey, rachel. hey, pete. miss, i looked again.i couldn't find them. okay, i need your help. you had the coffeein your hand. you bought aspirin,paid for it, went to your car outside,realized the keys were gone.
is that everything? yes. look, this isgoing to seem weird, but it's just a thing i doto help me think. you bought a candy barbefore the aspirin. mars bar. yours, right? one more question. if i find your keys,will you let me buy you dinner?
west wharf? 6:30? best fried clamsthis part of the state? it's right on your way back. sure. okay. that'd be nice. all right. so, you got here. you opened your purse. coffee, candy, and aspirin,you're juggling it all around.
and that's when... you dropped your keys. it's just luck is all. thank you. [door-opening beep] [engine turns over] west wharf, right?half past 6:00? you got it. another fuckarow.
[thunder clapping] [ring] jones. how are you doing? hey, beaver. same shit, different day. same shit, different day. you want to talk? no, you're trying to get hometo carla and the kids.
what's up? really, i got nothing.go home. wait, jonesy? yeah, beav? you be careful. be careful of what? wish i knew. what did you say? i didn't say anything.
right. sorry. hey! oh, my god! call 911! somebodycall an ambulance! it won't do any good. i looked awayfor one second. then i heard a thump. what happened?
be careful.be careful. oh, my god!professor jones! i just saw him. he can't die! clear! no good. flat line. hit it again! what do you think? i think it's no good.
i think he's gone. awch out fo ister gay. [car approaching] jonesy,don't try to lift that stuff. big jacket. beaver, i'm going in! all right,i'll see you in a second! watch the beer. got blown last night.
good for you. first time? bite my bag. met some ladyat bingo. went backto her place. turned intoa pretty nice fuckaree. as opposed to a fuckarow. obviously. though i admit, i've hadperfectly good fuckarees
turn into fuckarowsin a flash. try viagra. viagra? i'm practically at full saluteall day. i'm what do you call it? privatic? i'm... prismatic? henry will know. you're remembering yourselfin the fourth grade.
what,you're having wood problems? you haven'ttried it, have you? hell, no! you won't believe it. you drop that little blue bomb,you're hard as a louisville sluggerfor 12 hours. 12 hours? i'm talking yastrzemski. you don't have toneed it to love it.
bingo? did you say bingo, like the gamein church basements? there's trim there. beaver! i thought my dealwas pathetic. you just watch.that's your job. i'm fine. h, you been thinking aboutduddits more than usual?
uh-huh. remember we were gonna go see him that weekend? i remember. then i got hit. i gotta tell yousomething weird. the night i got hit,i was standing on that sidewalk, and there across the street, i saw duddits.
just like he was that day we firstsaw him back in derry. he was calling outfor help, and everyonewas ignoring him, just passing him by, and thenhe looked over at me. he looked directly at me. and he motioned for meto come to him. you believe i saw him,don't you?
yes, sir, i do. duddits loves me,i know that. he loves us all. he would diebefore he'd ever hurt us. so why was he calling meinto the street to get hit? maybe there's more to the storywe don't get yet. you don't know shit. name it! i'll name it,
after we come upwith a small wager. say 50 bucks. what's the subject? in the movies, when peoplewake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing,nuzzling, and going at it, but what they never dois get up first, take a leak,and brush their goddamn teeth, which, i don't thinki'm alone in feeling, is necessary when you wake up.
oh! what's it called when you got a constant woodyand it won't go down? you mean, priapism. see? i'm practicallypriasmic. priapismic. [laughing] whatever!it's hard. that's what you're betting on? no, i'm sayingi can name the one movie
where they acknowledgethe scuzzy facts of life, but not withoutsome cash on the line. i'll give youa quarter. all right,a quarter from you. 50 bucks from you. promised land. promised land? never heard of it. meg ryanand what's his name? reefer sutherland.
kiefer. from, i don't know,1988 or something? so meg ryanwakes up in the morning, and says, "where's the cat?" and he says, "what cat?" and she says,"the cat that shit in my mouth." that will be 50 small. bullshit! you made it up. could beaver make that up?
you, henry,can have that priceless pieceof cinematic trivia absolutely free! i'm filing that inthe "who-gives-a-shit?" section of my memory warehouse. what's the memory warehouse? you don't rememberthe memory warehouse? i must have forgot. you forgot aboutthe memory warehouse?
just remind me.don't give me a lot of shit. it's in his head, beav.we've all got one. hadn't that placebeen condemned? not yet. it's just thatit's so crowded, now i have tothrow something out every timei learn something new. when i got my new laptop, i had to throw out all my filesof rock'n'roll lyrics.
my warehouse was washed awayin a flood about 10 years ago. it's gone now. i didn't know they had enoughbeer in maine for a flood. hey. hey. hey. jonesy,if that's really your name... what do you dowith the discarded files? i burn them. ♪ i feel so badi got a worried mind ♪
♪ i'm so lonesome all the time ♪ ♪ since i left my baby behindon blue bayou ♪ ♪ saving nickels, saving dimes ♪ ♪ working tillthe sun don't shine ♪ ♪ looking forwardto happy times ♪ ♪ on blue bayou ♪ ♪ i'm going back some daycome what may... ♪ don't tell me you threw awaythe lyrics to "blue bayou"? no.
no, if i reallycan't let go of something, i sneak it back to an officei've got, where i keepall my secret stuff. ♪ ...on blue bayou ♪ ♪ on those fishing boatswith their sails afloat ♪ ♪ if i could only see ♪ ♪ that familiar sunrisethrough sleepy eyes ♪ ♪ how happy i'd be... ♪♪ where do you keepall the stuff on duddits?
he's got a special sectionall his own on the third level. i can't stop thinking aboutthe duds lately. how about you guys? duds... it's this place. he's all around here even thoughhe's never been here. this is our 20th year coming out hereto hole in the wall. and fuck me, freddy,here's to 20 more.
20 more. here's to duddits... our dreamcatcher. wish he was here. to the duds. to douglas cavell. to duddits. why wouldtina jean schlossinger's pussy be on the wallof tracker brothers?
because i said so.it's a picture. have you seen it? no, but the kid who sitsbehind me in shop, he saw it. tracker brothershas been deserted for years. hey, you don't want to seethe homecoming queen's pussy? don't come. fuck me, freddy!some kid's shirt. so?
it's new! scooby-doo. "i belong to douglas cavell. "if the boy i belong to is lost, "please bring himto 19 maple lane, derry, maine. thanks." must belong to one of those kidsfrom the retard academy. you think? [screaming]
eat it. eat it. eat itand you can go. you guys! quit it! just fucking quit it! what are you doing? you're trying to make himeat that? what's wrong with you? you got it,snot-face. i'm going to make himeat this dog turd,
and then he can go. you go now,unless you want half? take a hike, girls, whileyou have the chance. piss off. that's your final warning. you'd better watch it! why is that? i know who you are. i'm trembling with fear.
you're richie grenadeau.you're the quarterback! so what do you thinkpeople will say when we tell themwhat we caught you doing? you're not goingto tell anybody anything because you'll be dead. get ready, pete. give the word, henry. pete can fly. when you come for us,
all we have to dois get in your way. i can't catch that little dick? you knowwho that is? that's pete moore. that's right, fat-ass.pete moore. no one can catch him. and he's goingstraight to his house to tell his mother what you did. she'll call the cops,and then we'll see.
you know him, is that it? never saw him. then why are youasking for trouble? is this worth getting the crapbeaten out of you for? i mean, look at this moron! he likes it!he's getting attention. how do you know what he likes? come on, you dickweeds! you want to fight us?
yes! yes! i'm gone, henry.just say the word. why? you'll lose! why? because you can't do that!it's wrong! and i want to tell the world!tell everybody! you want us to leave?is that it? no! let's kick their asses! let's go.
we'll get him later.you know that. get you all later. [boy crying] it's okay.you can stop now. do something. somebody! if i do... and you tell anybody, i'll neverhang with you guys again. i never knewbeav could sing.
♪ saving nickelssaving dimes ♪♪ beaver, that's beautiful. i mean it. not one word. eaver. you've got a fan. this yours? ♪ ooby-ooby-doowhere are you ♪ ♪ we ot some ork ooh do now ♪♪ douglas cavell.
that's your name, right? i duddits. what? i duddits! duddits? duddits. come on, duddits,we've got to get you home. hey, guys! come here!leave the kid there. stand right here,duddits.
right herewith scooby, okay? jesus christ bananas! no way is thattina jean schlossinger. maybe her grandmother.good going, beav. holy god. we came all the way herejust for that? we came for him. hey, pete, you forgot the dogs. uh-oh.weather moving in.
double storm. alberta clipper first, maybe eight inches... with a northeasteron its tail. get on backto the cabin, henry. heading straight there, mr. g. don't mess around. no, sir. easy, fella.
easy. you're okay.you're all right now. thank god. thank god! oh, gee. thank god. i'm lost. i've been lost in the woodssince yesterday. let's get you inside. get you warm. how would that be? here. let me get that.
rick mccarthy. gary jones. but it's jonesyto everybody. our damn cell phonesare on the blink now, so i can't call for help,but our car will be back soon. i didn't thinki'd make it. i lost the folksi was with. you saved me,that's for sure. what's that?
it's a dreamcatcher. the indian charm. catches nightmares,keeps them away. keeps you safe down here. i've had enough nightmares. [belch] i've been doing thatall night. i ate some berriesin the dark. i think...
i thinkthey must have upset me. [glass clinks] i know whatyou're thinking. you're thinking that anyone whostarts drinking at 11:00 a.m. probably needs to take the cure,but i only do it up here. in the real world, this shit never passesmy lips till after 5:00, and if it ever does, buddy,i'm on the wagon for life. glad to hear it, pete.
what's the matter with you? about six months ago-- the day jonesy got hit? i did something terriblewith a patient. i humiliated himand drove him out of the office. barry neiman. couple days ago,i saw his picture in the paper. he ate himself to death. you mindif i don't use that story
next timei'm trying to sell a mustang? henry, you werea lead balloon long before this porker tried to munch his wayto eternity. thanks, pete.you're a real comfort. you've gota real delicate touch to you. here you go,rick, buddy? that will fix you up. some fuckarowthis is turning into!
thanks a lot, beav. i think i got it all. what happened to you? oh... hi. joe clarendon. call me beaver. rick mccarthy herehad a bad night in the woods. welcome. is that frostbite?
no, i get the same thingfrom peanuts. it's allergy. grilled cheese, anyone? no, the soup is finefor me, thanks. i'll bite.sail it over here. my mother used to feed mepea soup when i was feeling-- bitch in a buzzsaw! i've heard somemighty burps in my time, but that'sthe blue-ribbon baby.
i am so embarrassed. rick ate some berriesin the woods. oh, no! [farting] oh, my god,that's awful! i'm so sorry! rick, buddy,don't worry about it! there's more room outthan in, anyway. what have you been eating,woodchuck turds?
you knowwhat i think? i think you need to lie downand take you a little nap. you know, i bet you're right. i'm just tired,that's all. come on. my hat. beaver? come on.in here. thank you for taking me in.thank you, both.
shit, anybody would have. maybe. maybe not. all right, now,this is in case you have to, you know, urk, if you can't make itto the bathroom, which, by the way,is the third door to your left. if you go in the first, you'll be taking a shitin the linen closet. if you need anything,we're outside.
[gurgling] fuck me, freddy,give me some air! we got anygas masks handy? we need a biohazardteam in here. want to hear somethingthat will freak you out more? not really. you know his huge stomach? when he got here,his stomach was normal, but his chest was out to here!
i wish henry was here! he's a shrink, not an internist. he went to med school! did you? i thought about it. you'd better get a run at it. shit! watch it! what the hell?!
pete, are you okay? no, i broke my leg! man, my damn leg! okay. hang on a second. henry, help me.i'm caught! god! henry!a little help here! hang on, pete. hang on. okay, here comesthe seat belt.
i just opened that beer. i got you. how's your leg? well, it ain't broken. it's justlocked up is all. you don't suppose he gotexposed to radiation, do you? i saw that once in a movie. guy ended upbald as telly what's-his-fuck. this guy'sgot plenty of hair,
but i'll be damned if that red mark didn't getbigger while i was watching it. well, peanut buttercalms me down. somebody else mightwant to use that jar. i'll leave some. beav. beaver. criminettlies! i think it's a woman.
i ought to warn you. we get up there, i'm goingto strangle this broad. if i had to guess,i'd say she's already dead. i don't care.i'll strangle her anyway. she almost got usboth killed. hello! here we come, ma'am.don't be startled. hello? forget it, h.
she's gone. ma'am?can you hear me? are you okay? can you hear me? [belches] i wonder if... maybe that's howthey say hello around here. listen, miss roadkill,you almost got us dead. say something.
i have to find rick. okay. rick. fuck me, freddy. look, what's all thatred stuff on their fur? just likemccarthy's cheek. i never saw anythinglike this before. even the bearslook scared. of what, man?
where arethey all going? it's not where they'regoing that worries me. it's what are theyrunning away from? what the hell? ah, this could be perfect. they can get stinkyto a hospital. hey, you guys! we need some help!got a sick guy inside! this area is under temporary quarantine.
you must stay where you are. what do you mean,quarantine? we got a sick guydown here! we need your help here! real sick guy here! take him with you now! glad you're okay. this situation will be resolved in 24 to 48 hours. kiss my bender!
i got to ask you,old buddy, because i'm confused. is this s-s-d-d or not? definitely not. different shittoday, pete, and a prettyweird day so far, if you want to know. over here. okay, there you go.
easy. it's nine milesto hole in the wall. i thinki can manage it. i'll bring the snowmobileback and get you both. now, pete,you listen to me. don't go backto the car for beer. stay with her.keep her warm. right hand to god,doctor d. henry! if we diebefore you get back,
promise you'll tell everybodyshe wasn't my date. i'm telling you, jonesy,i don't like this. me neither. i don't likethis at all. this is turning intoa double fuckarow. a real jobba-nobba. rick, you okay? i'm a little sick, fellas. i just needto make a little room.
mccarthy, rick, open up, man. go away. open the dooror we break it down. can't a manhave some privacy? rick, where are youbleeding from, buddy? bleeding? i'm not bleeding. let's do it. i'm not all thatabsolutely positive i want to go in there.
what if he's dying? scooby-dooby-doo,we got some work to do now. on three. ready? one... two... hold it! what if we just bounce off? no bounce, no play.
right. no bounce, no play. and a two... three! oh, fuck! oh, man! fuck! i don't want to see this,jonesy. man, i can't see this. shut up a minute!
mr. mccarthy? rick? is he still alive? i don't know. rick?rick, are you-- [plop] jonesy, if he can still do that,he must be alive. i mean, come on. rick, can you hear me? i think he's dead.
bullshit he is! he justdropped a clinker. i heard it. i don't thinkthat was a clink-- all right, that's enough, fella.snap out of it. [splashing] no? good move, beav. whatever it is,it's trapped. got nowhere to gobut the septic tank. [toilet flushes]
[toilet seat bumps] oh, shit! listen, beaver,we're going to change places. one of us has gotto go out to the shed. one of us? no way! shut up and listen! there's friction tapeout there, isn't there? you're going to go out,get it, come back here, we're gonna tapethe lid down.
then we're going to getthe hell out of here! you get the tape, jonesy. don't be brave, beav.you're faster than me. you get the tape.i'll sit on thumper. no, becauseif it does somehow get out, you can't fight it,not with your hip. oh, my god. goddamn it! go! and beav?
yeah? sit tight, buddy. okay... okay. ♪ i feel so badi've got a worried mind ♪ ♪ since i left my baby behindon blue bayou ♪♪ all right. okay. earth to jonesy! come in, jonesy! jonesy!
[honking] jonesy... jonesy. okay... calm down now. okay, here it is. [thump] shit. find the damn tape!
where is it? coming, beav! beav! i got the... what the-- jonesy, get out of here! get out!shut the door! no... run, jonesy.
you killed him. you killed beaver. you killed him, you fuck! what do you want? the men callthe red stuff ripley, after the broadin the alien movies. we're eradicating the animalsas they flee the blue zone. and the populace? they're bringingthe civilians here
to gosselin's. we'll detain them untilwe can figure this out. and owen? this time the etsbelong to you. that's right, bucko. you'll be blue boy leader. finally. how many left? about 100.
yeah... not nearly enoughfor a serious incursion. my guess isit's a crash landing. they've never picked terrainlike this before, or cold weather. what's your call? the biggest threat is themgetting out of our net. crash landing or not, i guarantee they're goingto try to get out
and spread the infection. i always say they've never visited a worldthey wouldn't rather own. they're up totheir old tricks. using a standardgrayboy look with the innocentdoggy eyes and smoothbaby butt skin. they project what they thinkwe want to see,
but i had a lookat the real thing, and believe me, bucko, you wouldn't want itmarrying your sister. there's a difference of opinionabout the ripley. really? who has an opinion? who do you think? general matheson. three-star general matheson.
three? when did you see him? they called me in yesterday. i see. and what is the vaunted opinion of thoseenlightened cocksuckers who've never been withinthree states of an et? they say the fungusdoesn't take hold in all the victims.
some of themjust get over it. and what aboutthe shit weasels? the ones blasting outthe basement door? does matheson think that folksget over one of those puppies? the theory they're working onis the creatures will only grow in a small percentageof the exposed population. do you like that theory, bucko? i think it's crap. so if you thoughtsomeone had been exposed,
and you had themin your grasp... i wouldn't want themwalking out of here to wander as they wish. bucko, i thinkwe're on the same page. pissing inthe same latrine. if the ripley gets outof this pine tree paradise... well, it just can't beallowed to do that. i've quarantinedthe entire area. nothing leaves alive.
roger that, boss. come! got maples here, boss. corporal maples, sir.i mean, boss. i know who you are, maples. i handpicked every manin blue boy group. sometimes i wonderabout my judgment. yes, sir.i'm sorry, boss. maples, do you knowthe blue unit catechism?
yes, boss,the b.u.c. for all buckos. is blue unit partof regular army? no, boss.better, boss. how does blue unit operate? under the radar. we do not salute.we do not display rank. we do not say sir. we are a forceunto ourselves. regular armycompared to blue unit.
pussies, boss. under what rulesdoes blue unit operate? rules of combat. that's right, laddie. when a soldier disobeysa superior's orders, he puts everyone at risk and is to be punishedimmediately by appropriatecommand personnel. that's me. capiche?
good. now, you answer meone simple question, and you can boogieout of here, but... you have to answer honestly. you were oncontainment detail at 06:00 this morning in sector 14of the blue zone. did you or did you notallow a young woman and her four-year-old daughterto exit the zone
in their own vehicleon hickam valley road? colonel curtis,she hadn't been in the zone. she made a wrong turna few miles back. she couldn't have beencontaminated. you know this for a fact?or because she told you so? for a fact, boss. scout's honor? can you raise your handand tell me honestly that you know this for a fact?
[gun cocking] then do it, maples. swear on it. scout's honor. stop your blatting, laddie-buck! you just avoideda court martial, boy. you ever lie to me again, you'll be facinga firing squad. now, get him out of herebefore i change my mind.
let's get himout of here. sentry... jesus, abe. i warned him. could have gotten offwith a slap on the wrist. instead of takinghis whole hand? he crossed the curtis line! he came into my house,told me lies. you think i'm crazy, owen?
a little. i lost my temper there, but that little wormdid something worse. the pretty momhe let pass this morning? she's down at the barn right now crawlingwith the ripley. 25 years, owen. 25 yearsi've been going out to fightthese alien bastards.
showed them they pickedthe wrong neighborhood, knocked onthe wrong fucking door, and frankly, laddie, the tank is runninga little low. luckily for me, there's one bit of good newsin this blizzard of bullshit. i have you. you'll leadthe assault today, and you'll take over for metomorrow.
what are you talking about, abe? it's my last dance, owen. from now on... you will lead the band. you know where i got that,don't you? john wayne. that's right. he gave it to me,and now, i'm giving it to you. abe, i don't know how to...
well, let's not get all girlywith each other, bucko. just tell me how we do it. we go in fast and hard. and how do we come out? together:clean and smiling. honey, i'm home. that's a good idea. catch a little shut-eye. save your energyfor those horrendous farts!
well, it's very nice of youto say so. i find you very attractive also. and i have the feelingyou're one of those rare women who can handle the full-size ford expedition, the truck that handleslike a luxury car, a really big luxury car. [laughs] but seriously, folks, there is one issuei'd like to bring up,
just in case i should, you know,kick the bucket out here, turn intoa goddamn "pete-sicle." not that i thinkthat's inevitable. i'm sure henry, or jonesy, or beaver will be comingto get us soon. they're my friends. we're all best friends. now, ma'am, i'm beingvery candid with you about this, so please,
don't get freaked out, or thinkthat i'm some kind of weirdo who you shouldn't meet forthe best fried clams in maine. just some innocent fried clamsat the west wharf! you see, the four of us,these best friends, we all have this other friendby the name of duddits, and our friend, duddits, well... he's not your averagelittle buddy. one day, a long time ago,
he gave us allthis kind of...gift. it's this... how shall i put it? this ability. this ability to know things, to talk to each otherwithout talking at all, just mind to mind. do you see what i'm getting at? i knew you would.
lately,i've been having this dream, and in the dream, i understand how dudditscould give us a gift like that. i think maybe our friend, duds,is not from this planet. i think dudditsis from somewhere else, and he came hereto prepare us for something. it's crazy, huh? talking shit about the onlyperfect person i ever knew. he's so goddamned good.
i can't believe he's a human. i mean, man,i should be singing his praises, not questioningwhat galaxy he's-- i gotta pee. that's what i should be doing. here's to you, duds. the highest civilian decoration. lord, i will never drink again. now, let me get this straight.
yesterday,you want to call it quits, throw in the towel,pull the plug, curtains. today, you're begging, praying. couple more hours. couple more miles. make up your mind. way to go, motherfucker! here you come to save the day! ♪ mighty mouse is on the way ♪
who's mr. gray? what are you tryingto tell me, jonesy? you're not jonesy. [engine approaching] what was that, mr. jones? what did we just passon the road there? are you speaking to me? yes, i am, mr. jones.or is it jonesy? that's what your friendscall you, isn't it?
let's be friends. why are you letting me live? i'm borrowing you. we're going to takea little journey. beaver never hurt a soul, and you killed him. your friendhad nothing in his head. i've already foundsomething useful in yours. fuck you! i knowwhat that expression means.
i've studiedthe foul language section of your memory warehouse. rather distasteful, i must say. how about this, mr. gray?eat shit and die. why did you call me mr. gray? awch out fo ister gay. someone told youabout me. who told you about me? well, if you want to know,why don't you just read my mind?
well, surprisingly, you're ableto keep a few things from me. i don't understand it, but i'm surei'll figure it out soon. aw, pete, jesus. motherfucker tried to bitemy dick off, jonesy. i always thoughtit'd be my ex-wife did that. let's get you to some help. can you stillsee the line, buddy? i don't need the damn lineto get to gosselin's.
no, i know that, but... if we didn't wantto go to gosselin's, how would you get usout to 95? 95? who gives a shit? i'm hurting here, jonesy. wait a minute. you're not-- well, shut up, pete. you're too messed upto know what you're saying-- too late for that!
pete, i need you to get ontothe snowmobile right now. who the fuck are you? you sound like oneof those james bonds. this is something to do withthat fucking eel, isn't it? you're not-- stop it! stop it!i'll get him to help. pete, tell himwhat he wants to know. now, pete, which way to i-95?i need to go to massachusetts. my, my... that is a gift.
who taught you that? you're going to bea big help, pete. climb aboard. show's overout there, buddy. let me in. what have you got in that part ofyour mind, professor? your memories are out herein the warehouse, aren't they? i want to knowwho warned you about me,
and who taught petethat nifty trick. i'm sure the answersare out here. it'll just take mea while to find them. think aboutletting me in. it's the politething to do. what is this? oh, beav. oh... fuck me, freddy. holy shit...
asshole! so long, beav. love you, man. we all made themin art, duddy. i finished first,so i made one for you, duds. mine's deformed. i couldn't figure outthe string. eaver, henny, ownzy, eet!
that's right, my man. yep. i duddits. together: i duddits! duds'll find her. how's dudsgoing to find her? duddits can do anything. she's the onefrom the retard academy who always waves. we've got tosave this girl.
ave iss irld? not the world, duds.a girl. we'll save the worldsome other time. ister gay? yeah, duds, it's a mystery. and we need youto help us solve it. come on, guys,dreamcatcher. duds'll readour minds. not this again.
shut up. we all got tothink of josie. josie, josie,josie... josie rinkenhauer. osie? that's right.can you find josie? this is completely crazy. you can say that again. yes, you did. i heard you.
you said, "this is completely crazy." i didn't say that... i thought it. kiss my bender. duds can hearpeople's thoughts. we can't. are you sure of that, beav? hey, guys! she's down here for sure!
josie, you down there? josie! fuck me, freddy,she's down there. i know it. i can see her in my head. me too. girl: help! please! help me! hold on, josie.we're coming!
josie,hang in there! ♪ here we come to save the day ♪ ♪ it's mighty mouse on the way ♪ beav, don't sing.she's scared enough. there's, like,rat shit in here. hold on to my feet. pete, do yousee anything? duds! we got her! ere's osie.
blue boy leader. how we doing, bucko? right here, boss. fast and hard. wouldn't have itany other way, blue boy. sir? i see it. please don't hurt us...
we are dying... there is no infection here... whose radio is that? it's not the radio, boss. they're putting itdirectly into our heads. we are helpless... there it is, gentlemen. there is no infection... directly into our heads.
this gives you an ideaof what we're up against. there's no infection... we're helpless... now, if anybody's thinking, why, those poor,helpless little folk, all naked and unarmed beside their crashedintergalactic winnebago, what kind of a dog, what kind of a monstercould hear that heartbreak
and go in just the same? well, i'm that dog.i'm that monster. we are helpless... we are dying... these mothers are as harmlessas a fox in a henhouse, and i'm here to kick some ass. are you with me? yes, boss! right on, boss. don't hurt us...
i have a visual. holy shit! damn, look atthe size of it. blue boy group,this is blue boy leader. target is imminent. move tolevel four readiness. gentlemen, lock and load. hellfires are hot. sing it out, owen.
let's clean up the forestand get rid of this trash! please, don't hurt us... there's no infection here. fire at will! owen, get themout of there! it's going to blow! blue boy group,withdraw at once. i repeat,cease firing and back off! we can get these last mothers!
it's self-destructing!back off! blue boy group,get out of there! we're right on top of it-- owen, pull out! pull out now! pull out! pull out!get out of there! pull out! jonesy, i've been thinkingabout our friend, our scooby-doo buddy. for a long time,i was thinking
maybe he was sent to usto warn us about something, but i could never figurewhat it was. don't talk about him, pete. not till today. it was this, right now. he wanted to warn us. go ahead, pete. tell meabout your friend. was he the one that showedyou that nifty trick?
no, jonesy's right. come on, pete.let's talk. bite my bag,motherfucker. all right, pete,i'll bite. your bagand everything else. no. no. no! you bastard! no! pete... don't talk to him.get out of there!
[dog growling] what's up, fella? thank god,you came by, governor. i broke down hereand i'm fearing for my life. well, that's a good-looking dogyou've got there. where you headed? gosselin's. any chanceyou're going near there? that's where i'm going.
oh, i believe your tailgatehas come open. let's take a look. i see you have some cargoyou're taking to blue base. [dog barking] got a treat for you, ike. all you can eat. eat all the red stuff. good doggie. yes. good boy.
have your fill. tasty, tasty. eat all you wan-- what are you up to? halt or we'll fire! you cannot leavethe quarantine zone! halt! i thinki just about halted, here. come with me, owen.
i'll show you thingsyou'll wish you'd never seen. how longwe gotta be in here? it's goingto be all right. i demandto see my lawyer! there must be somethingthey can-- when are we goingto get out of here? within hours. you can't do thisto people in america. i told youto stay over there!
sir, it's my wife,she's bad. the government'sdoing everything it can to get you out of here.please don't worry. it's going to be all right. we're doing everything we canto make sure you're safe. we'll get you backto your homes within hours. all clear. can i help you, sir? what's your name?
henry. dr. henry devlin. a doctor? good. we need doctors in there. come on, laddie,i'll buy you a cuppa. you, sir, where you from? boston. beantown.
great city. we'll have you back therein no time. maybe by morning. hurry up, bucko. you see that crud onthe faces of children? you know why i relisha turn in the country like we had today? you were excellentout there, o. it made me feelvery proud to--
abe? abe, you okay? abe... um, i'm fine. i'm fine. i must be gettingtoo old for this shit. i don't know what the hellthat was about. it's the only way, owen. we've got tocauterize the site. they've all got to die.
it's the only way. but we don't know that. the studies point to the strongpossibility of recovery for manyof the exposed subjects. the studies show squat,that's what they show. if three-star general mathesonhad been in my spot for the last quarter-century, you'd have never made itto your first jerk-off.
those gray bastardsand their weasels would have had you for lunchback in armpit, kentucky. abe, some of themget better. half of them, at least,will be over it in a few days-- which ones, mother teresa? can you guarantee that theywon't take it home with them like a present for the family? i'll tell you
what you shouldbe worried about, what should be on your mind. not these few unfortunates. what you should be worried aboutis a hitchhiker. a hitchhiker! that's beenour greatest fear, that one of these gray boyswould catch a ride with somebody who would carry themout of here, without being consumed,
somebody to scatterthe infection, like johnny-fucking-appleseed. are you sure thereisn't such a person? no, but i am surethat if there is one, he's not getting out of here. not with the net my boys havethrown up around the blue zone, and if we do a thorough jobon the ones we've got, if we don't get all gooeyabout the little picture, when our job is taking careof the big one!
capiche? owen, if you thinkthis is easy for me, you're crazierthan my mother was. those poor schmucks. they drive chevrolets, shop at wal-mart, never miss an episodeof friends. these are americans. the ideaof slaughtering americans...
well, it just turns my stomach. but i'll do it. i'll do it,because it needs to be done. so, if we start at 2:00,we can be done by 2:30, and it's all behind us. except for the dreams. yeah, except for them. what are you goingto tell rita about what you didhere, owen?
what are you goingto tell katrina when she'sold enough to ask? you know me, don't you? i don't rememberwhen we met, but, uh, you know me. we don't have timeto screw around, owen. i'm going togive it to you straight. you've got two problems, one you know about,one you don't.
go ahead. your longtime mentor,colonel curtis has gone insane from hunting aliensfor 25 years, and now he wants you to help him killhundreds of innocent people. who are you? me? we'll talk about that later,once we get out of here. hey...
you're predictable, owen. you're not going to let meburn on this fence anymore than you're going to help curtisslaughter all those people. so what you're thinkingabout right now is whether that digitalsat scan transmitter you've gotin your duffel bag is going to let youget through to somebody... somebody named general matheson. "sometimes we have to kill,
but our real jobis to save lives." your father was a great soldier. those were his last words. you carry his picturewith you always. tell me everything. you'll save these people. when we're done talking,you get on that transmitter, you contact matheson,cavalry rides in. that takes careof problem number one.
now comes the hard part. you thinkthe infection's been contained. you think there hasn't beena hitchhiker? you're wrong. he's ridingwith my best friend on earth, a guy named gary jones, and he's out there. you and i don'tget after him right away, he's going to getout of my range,
and some kind of shitwill hit the planetary fan. our nightmare hitchhiker, and all dr. mystery wantsis a free pass so he can catch his friend? very convenient. i'm not saying i believe him. i'm sayingyou ought to hear his story. okay. where is he? i had him taken downto the tractor shed.
i'll check him out,and we can compare notes. whatever you say, boss. come on. come on. time's a-wasting. all right, lad, open up. dr. boston? are you in here? i'm here. where i've been put.
a prisoneron my own damn property! come on, let's go. get in! you almost ran me down! figured you'd read my mindand get out of the way. blue unit, stand down! you are under regular army command. put down your weapons at once! get down! get down!
your mission is rescinded. this is no longer a blue unit operation. put down your arms! repeat. general matheson has assumed command. okay, owen. okay! you just droveover the curtis line! where we going?
south. that's all i knowright now. just get me in range of jonesy, we'll know everythingwe need to know. [whimpering] [tire blows] that's some gun. can i have a look? flashy for a guy like you,isn't it?
it's a gift. i know. where are you, jonesy? pick up the phone. call 1-800-henry. jesus christ,i knew it was you! where's he taking you? massachusetts? he is?
okay, jonesy, i will. you hang in there, jonesy. he hung up. give me back my gun. we have to go to derry. is that where they're going? no, they're goingtowards massachusetts. we need duddits. jonesy says mr. gray,
he's afraid of duddits. he's alive? your buddy, he's still alive after all this timewith mr. gray? yeah, he's immune. i think it's because he died. he got hit by a car,and his heart stopped, twice. i don't think he even knows it. he came back from the dead.
must have changed him somehow. it's almost like dudditssaw this whole thing coming. is that it? jonesy told me it was dudditswho drew him into the accident. if we catch him,we're going to have to kill him. you knowwe have to do it, don't you? killing him's the only wayto stop mr. gray, assumingwe can catch him.
when was the last timeyou saw duddits? long time ago. years. what makes youso sure he can help? i didn'tunderstand that then, but i thinkit's always been true. he's the onewho made us like this. like what? you know, weird. he's been waiting for you.
blizzard slowed us up. henny! henny! henny... i miss you, henny. i miss you. long time, henny. oh, henny. my god, roberta,what is it? lymphocytic leukemia.
i'm going to let you take him,but i have to tell you why. just now,when he was getting ready, henry was so excited, like he hasn't beenin such a long time. i think that if he's with you,he might die happy, instead ofin this awful room. be sure the parkastays on tight. cold devastates him.
the medication and instructionsare in here. bye, mom. goodbye, duddie. be a good boy. now go save the world. [door opens] it's all right, laddie. they haven't gotten upenough courage to take over my trailer.
not yet, anyway. what have we got? they're on the moveagain, boss. leaving derry, maine, heading south againon 95, toward massachusetts. massachusetts, eh? stay with it, bucko. come in, please.
this is very nice, abe. been homethrough some rough times. was there somethingwe hadn't covered? i don't thinki got to say before how much i respectthe work you've done. it was withsincere regret-- herman. may i call you herman? we may not agree
on allthe strategic initiatives, but we do agree on this-- i'm past it. burned out. just needed a push, that's all. should have quitafter that mess in montana. even i don't trustmy judgment anymore. oh, yeah. my techies tell me that we're gettingsome electronics
reading hotfrom in here. yes, yes, i've been talkingto the wife on my sat phone. i don't knowif you've ever met barbara. she's been after mefor years to retire. she's very happy,i can tell you that. i'll have everything shut downin an hour, if that's soon enough? that will be fine. [siren wails]
how do you turn offthese goddamn lights? maybe you shouldn't have been so fast to kill that trooper. goddamn lights? you're making yourself at home here, aren't you? oh, you have no idea, jonesy! tell me how you like this-- "maybe you shouldn't have beenso fast to kill that trooper." not bad, eh? you don't like that,gary, do you?
ownzy... he's in a police ar now. he's in a police car now. can you seewhere they are, duds? he's in ister gay. ister? mr. gray. that's right, duds,he is in mr. gray. "ister gay" is mr. gray.
we've got to save this girl. not the world, duds. a girl. you already knew. where's he going, duds? where is mr. graytaking jonesy? duds? ister gay, he want war. war?
not war, water. mr. gray wants water? i knowwhere he's going. he's goingto the quabbin reservoir. why? what's quabbin? the quabbin reservoir supplies the drinking waterfor all of boston. [mumbles] un orm ills irld.
one wormkills the world? one worm. back at our cabin, i saw the worms that come outof these weasels. mr. gray mustwant to get one into the bostondrinking supply. just one worminfects the whole world? are we going right?
yes, take the 495to the mass pike. it's not far. you're doing great, buddy. now, are you readyto try something hard? i want to ask yousomething hard. yes, henny. okay, good. can you talk to jonesy? can you make him hear you?
ownzy and ister gay. duddits! i knew it. i knew it. he's been here all along... waiting. it appearswe didn't meet by accident. we owe it to our friend,duddits. i don't know what you mean. no? maybe not.
maybe your clever frienddidn't want you to know what he was up to. that's why you had nothingin the warehouse...about me. duddits didn't botherto tell you what job he had in mind for you. it doesn't matter. his little schemedidn't work, did it, ike? no, no.
we're almost there! what was ityour poetry file had to say? "i have promises to keepand miles to go before i sleep." "and miles to gobefore i sleep." [chopper powering up] stop that chopper! move, move! stop that bird! punch it, dude. don't be a pussy.
thank you, gary jones. [jonesy laughs] go up around the reservoir. aqueduct to bostonstarts in shaft 12. patience, bambino.just up ahead. ♪ rock-a-bye babyon the treetop ♪ ♪ when the wind blowsthe cradle will-- ♪♪ shh, shh, shh. stay hereand take care of your friend.
no matter what you hear. so long, doctor. come on, doggie... [alarm beeps] you son of a bitch! whoa, wait. wait. go back to the car, duddy. you'll be safer there.
look out, jonesy. i knew you'd come, henry. i knew you wouldn't let me die. don't you know me, h? i don't know. i think i'm goingto have to shoot you, just to be sure. well, maybe you're right,my friend. i don't know myselfif mr. gray is gone.
he could be hidingin here somewhere, waiting for his chance. tell me something mr. gray couldn'tpossibly know. tell me somethingonly we would know. not good enough. well, you decide. ask me anything. at tracker brothers,the day we met duddits,
what was painted on the wallby the window? "no... bounce..." "no play." ello ister gay. you... ooby-ooby-doo,we ave some work to do now. ister gay, go away. h?
jonesy,if that's really is your name... bullshit! they're my friends.we're all best friends. here's to duddits,our dreamcatcher.
