
[ rustling ] ♪♪ [ radio: classical ] ♪♪ [ continues ] [ man #2 ] [ man #3 ]absolutely. [ man #3 ] [ man narrating ] [ bell tolling ] [ tolling continues ]
[ fire crackling ] [ in english ]i can't have her thingsaround me anymore. [ sighs ] [ door opens ] [ bottles clinking ] [ clinking continues ] [ door closes ] [ crowd cheering ] [ in english ]look!
oh! look! he's so sweet. he's so sweet.hello! hello. hello! hello. [ laughs ] [ cheering ] [ cheering ][ laughing ] [ laughing ] love you.
love you.love you. charlie. charlie.yep? yep? give us a move. [ woman on phone ]what i want is for youto send me the money. yes! no, no, but you've gotthe car and the house. and i have to liveon something, huh? but i have to goto a lawyer!
[ continues, indistinct ] [ whines ] ♪♪ [ guitar: acoustic ] [ woman, in english ]♪ come see, jimmy, your uncle, jim ♪ ♪ and your auntie, jim and your cousin, jim ♪ ♪ come home, jimmy, 'cause you need a bath ♪ ♪ and your grandpa, jimmy, is still gone daft ♪ [ gemma ]woohoo! [ dog barking ]
gus! gus. [ in english ]whose dog are you? bonjour. bonjour. bonjour. oh, hello. oh, hello.hello. hello. yeah.
yeah.ah, okay. ah, okay. and this is gemma boveryand husband, charlie. nice to meet you. nice to meet you. enchantã©. enchantã©. [ in english ]um, i am sorryfor my dog. [ laughs ]the dog--he's good. he's lovely. the dog--he's good. he's lovely.
he's fine. he's fine.mmm-- uh-- mmm-- uh-- i-i am your voisin. ah, what is that? ah, what is that?[ charlie ]neighbor. [ charlie ]neighbor. my house is here. my house is here.ah.
ah. [ in english ]uh, what are you from? we're from london. we're from london.london. london. london. very nice.big city. thank you. thank you.oh, thanks. oh, thanks.
thank you! thank you!i'm sorryfor my dog. i'm sorryfor my dog. it's okay. au revoir. i'm going to getthis stuffin the fridge. let's, um,open a bottle of wine. yeah! let's opena bottle of wine.good idea. charlie i'm just goingto leave the heavy stuff. charlie i'm just goingto leave the heavy stuff.i'm sorry--
i'm sorry-- here! um, ici!gus! [ barking ] [ barking ]gus! see ya.carrington!no, carrington! [ martin ]no, carrington, no! carrington! carrington!carrington! come on, sausage.
come on, sausage.come on, carrington. come on, carrington. [ gemma ]let's open a bottle of wine.woohoo! [ martin's wife ]thank you, sir.good-bye. [ door closes ][ bell jingles ] [ bell jingles ] [ martin's wife ]so...[ sighs ] oh, this is france,charlie. look at it!it's all different.
it's incredible. it's incredible.[ charlie ]it's wonderful. [ charlie ]it's wonderful. [ gemma ]bonjour. [ gemma ]bonjour. bonjour. [ moans ] [ in english ]"wonesol"? what's that? tournesol it's, um-- tournesol it's, um--sunflower.
sunflower. [ chuckling ]sorry. god it's the best.and it's organic. sorry for interrupting. sorry for interrupting.no, no.it's all right. no, no.it's all right. my-my french is terrible. my-my french is terrible.no. no.
we just moved herefrom london, so. oh, really? that's great.that's fantastic. actually,we live here as well. i mean, my husband is englishand i'm french. hi. i'm charlie.this is gemma. oh, hi. nice to meet you.i'm wizzy. oh, hi. nice to meet you.i'm wizzy. enchantã©. [ wizzy ]anyway, that's a very good one. [ wizzy ]anyway, that's a very good one.[ gemma ] really?
[ gemma ] really? oh. the lot.okay. [ in english ]the lot. all of them? all of them?yeah. [ martin's wife ] [ charlie, in french ]see you soon. [ charlie, in french ]see you soon.[ martin's wife ] good-bye. [ martin's wife ] good-bye.
[ gemma ] bye! [ gemma ] bye![ door opens ][ bell jingles ] [ door opens ][ bell jingles ] [ barks ] [ in english ]hello. cosmoses. oh! uh-- [ carrington barks ] [ in english ]so--
[ in english ]fucked. yes. thanks. vã©tuste? [ charlie, in english ]it's broken. [ glasses clinking ] [ in english ]come. [ in english ]you know coeur-de-boeuf? [ in english ]you know coeur-de-boeuf?mm-mmm.
mm-mmm. they are heart of beef?good tomatoes. they are heart of beef?good tomatoes.heart beef. heart beef. [ screams ] [ screams ][ in english ]a mouse! [ in english ]a mouse! [ man on radio, indistinct ] fuck.
charlie? charlie?yeah? yeah? could you get me a bucket,please? yeah. a few leaks. tend to find that in old houses.look, gemma, there's boundto be problems. yeah,but not like this, charlie. i mean, it's cold. it's damp.it's riddled with vermin. i mean, things couldn't havebeen much worse for the originalpeasants that lived here.
i don't know, what withcrop failure, and-and famineand the black death. great. we have thatto look forward to, then. baguette ã©pi. mmm. [ in english ]sounds beautiful. [ in french ]yes. [ in english ]very good. very good. [ in english ]this feels really nice. [ in english ]it remove all the bad mood.finish.
[ in french ]magical. [ cattle mooing ] yeah. gus! [ in english ]oh. you dropped your-- [ in french ]no. [ in english ]archetype. you know? carrington.no--[ giggles ] [ in english ]very strong, inside. oh, yeah?
[ in english ]it's strong. [ in english ]it's calva. [ women chattering ] [ in english ]oh, gemma. how are you?good to see you. hi. hi.this is my husband,mark. this is my husband,mark. hello. i've been hearingwhat a terrific restoreryour husband is. and you, you're a-- you'rea bit of a wiz at tricksypainting, sort of thing.
[ chuckles ] [ chuckles ]just the people we need. just the people we need. look, um, why don't youboth drop round on sunday? [ wizzy ]oh, that would be marvelous. [ wizzy ]oh, that would be marvelous.okay. okay. yeah. fantastic. lovely. yeah. fantastic. lovely.okay, see you.
okay, see you. - [ in french ] good-bye.- bye, thank you. [ mark ]bye. [ mark ]bye.bye. bye. florentin. [ in english ]thank god. [ all chuckling ] [ all chuckling ][ in english ]do you vote labour, charlie?
[ in english ]do you vote labour, charlie? oh, no. enough, mark.time out, time out!hello, hello! [ mark ] what do you thinkof my chest of drawers, then?needs some work? [ charlie ]top's good. [ charlie ]top's good.[ mark ] mmm. [ mark ] mmm. [ martin, in english ]um, i am sorry. maybe, very... serious.
[ martin's wife, in french ] [ chattering in english ] [ in english ]can you do, like,a faux marbre? but i'd like a kind of mixbetween, like, uh, gianni versace style.very italian. [ in english ] well, um, yeah,i've done lots of that kind ofstuff for previous clients, so-- it's one of my specialities. it's one of my specialities.[ in english ]oh! perfect. [ in english ]oh! perfect.
[ in english ]it's the best. [ in english ]muffin tops! [ in english ]muffin tops![ both laughing ] [ both laughing ] how are you doing, guys? [ woman, in english ]♪ well, so on and on the wind is shifting ♪ ♪ my heart is a stone when it should shine like a ring ♪ ugh. ♪ i wish once and for all i could dismiss this misery ♪♪
carrington. carrington.[ bee buzzes ] [ bee buzzes ] [ gasps ]aaah! aaah![ in english ]a wasp! a wasp! what? what?the bloody thing stung me! the bloody thing stung me! [ panting ]
aaah! aaah!oh, la la. oh, la la.ay, ay, ay. oh, la la. oh, la la.ay, ay, ay. [ in english ]uh, a bee.not guãªpe. ay, ay, ay. [ in english ]can you just get it out, then? [ in english ]can you just get it out, then?ah? ah? [ groaning ]
[ in english ]just do it! [ gemma ]ow! [ in english ]love, love the way you'vedone it up. looks so-- [ gasps ] [ gasps ][ man on radio, indistinct ] [ in english ]god. you have to cometo normandy to find this. mark, isn't it marvelous? yes, absolutely marvelous.marvelous, darling. yes, absolutely marvelous.marvelous, darling.i know. i know.
i know. i know. [ crowd cheers, man shouts ] [ crowd cheers, man shouts ][ man, in english ]brilliant catch! [ man, in english ]brilliant catch! [ groans ] [ groans ]oh, god. oh, god. [ in english ]this pink is gorgeous.it's like being in a dream. [ both chuckling ]
[ in english ]they were actually our neighborsin elgin crescent. you know, where--where elton john lives. and now they're in clerkenwell.poor things. but, anyway. [ in english ]gorgeous, huh? [ in english ]gorgeous, huh?[ utensils clinking ] [ utensils clinking ] [ gemma ]one, two, three. [ gemma ]one, two, three.[ shutter clicks ] [ shutter clicks ]
how do i look? how do i look?good. good. cheers. cheers.cheers. [ indistinct ] sorry? [ in english ]uh, it could be fantastic, no? [ in english ]yes. it's beautiful.
[ in english ]yes. it's beautiful.i know. i know. uh, very easy to do. uh, very easy to do.oh! oh! bye!thank you so much! [ car door closes ] [ car door closes ]you okay? gemma? you okay? gemma?
[ car departs ] [ pen writing ] [ thinking ]can't believepatrick's married. fucking hypocrite. looked so pleasedwith himself. self-basting sod. [ keys jangle ] where are you going? where are you going?[ gemma ]i'm going to the shops.
[ gemma ]i'm going to the shops. going to sort out the drains.this place stinks. maybe i'll ask fora plumber or something. don't be silly. i'll do that. don't be silly. i'll do that.yeah, of course you will,charlie. yeah, of course you will,charlie. [ chattering ] [ in english ]depression, spleen. [ in english ]depression, spleen."spleen"?
"spleen"? oh. ouf! bouse de vache? bouse de vache?[ in english ]yeah, shit of cow. [ in english ]yeah, shit of cow. [ in english ]gross. [ in english ]gross.yes, "gross." yes, "gross."
all right... [ chuckling ] [ chuckling ][ in french ]yes. good-bye. pardon me, sir. ♪♪ [ stereo: man singing in french ] ♪♪ [ stereo: man singing in french ]♪ bambou ♪ ♪ bambou ♪ ♪♪ [ humming ]
♪♪ [ vocalizing ] they're really good. guess what? we're having a little dinnerparty tomorrow nightand i've invited the frenches. what?look, you always complainthat we don't see anyone. look, you always complainthat we don't see anyone. yeah, but i'm not reallyin the mood, charlie. yeah, but i'm not reallyin the mood, charlie.you won't have to do anything. you won't have to do anything.
i'll make my ownspecial curry. i'll make my ownspecial curry.no. you can't invite the frenchand then dynamite their guts. i'll do it. leave it to me. ♪♪ [ muzak ] [ hervã©, in french ]hello. [ hervã©, in french ]hello.[ in english ] oh, hello. [ in english ] oh, hello. [ in french ]thanks.
♪♪ [ stereo: pop ] ♪♪ [ stereo: pop ]♪ you can touch me you can touch me ♪ ♪ you can touch me you can touch me ♪ ♪ when i kiss you ♪ ♪ you can touch me when i touch you ♪ [ man, woman ] ♪ you can kiss me you can kiss me ♪ ♪ you can like me like i like ya ♪ ♪ you can feel the you can feel the ♪ [ in english ]hello!
♪ you can feel me like i feel you ♪ ♪♪ [ fades ] gus.[ gus whines ] [ gus whines ] [ grunts ] [ tires screech ] ♪♪ [ stereo: classical ] oh, really? [ in english ]god, did youfind the wasabi here?
[ charlie ]yeah, we did. [ charlie ]yeah, we did.oh, god! oh, god! i get everythingfrom london. [ in english ]everything is comingfrom london. [ in english ]almonds. les amandes. [ in english ]almonds. les amandes.almonds are very good. almonds are very good. a little rodent.
[ laughing, chattering ] [ murmurs ] [ murmurs ][ in french ]thank you. [ in french ]thank you. [ man murmurs ] [ man murmurs ][ gemma ]thank you. [ gemma ]thank you. [ in english ]how many years now your queen is on the--on the throne?uh, she's incredible.
god bless her maj,absolutely, but, uh, i don't reallygive a stuff how many yearsshe's been on the throne. after all we're here. yes![ in english ]i am an exception. [ group ]ah. and here you are. and here you are.[ group gasps ] [ group gasps ] ooh la la!
ooh la la!mmm! mmm! [ wizzy, in english ]gemma, i don't eat meat.i'm so sorry. i'm vegetarian. oh, you should have told me.i would have prepared yousomething special. oh, no, that's fine.i'm not hungry anymore.don't worry. [ mark ] give her some nuts. [ mark ] give her some nuts.[ wizzy ]no, i'll eat wasabi. [ wizzy ]no, i'll eat wasabi. [ gemma ] are you sure?
[ gemma ] are you sure?[ wizzy ]yeah, i'm perfect. [ wizzy ]yeah, i'm perfect. [ mark ]mix some nuts into the wasabi. [ wizzy ]don't worry. but i was going to ask you,actually, how you keep so slim,because you're so slim. [ wizzy, chuckling ]i don't eat. [ wizzy, chuckling ]i don't eat.[ gemma ] really? [ wizzy ]no, i don't eat after 5.after 5. [ gemma ]i'm trying to lose weight.
[ chattering continues ] [ gus whining ] [ hervã© ] ciao.[ kisses ] - hello.- hello. well... good-bye.good-bye. [ moaning ] [ phone ringing ]
[ breathing heavily ] yes? hey, hey, hey. [ in english ]please don't go. ♪♪ [ waltz ] yes. um-- [ martin ]yes, yes. there you are. there you are.[ register beeps ]
[ register beeps ] [ tray opens ] [ tray opens ][ coins jingle ] [ coins jingle ] thank you. bye. thank you. bye.[ martin's wife ]bye. [ martin's wife ]bye. [ gemma screams, laughs ] [ twig snaps ]
[ in english ]mice. des souris. [ window opens ] [ gemma, in english ]don't worry, hervã©. [ in english ]it's none of your business. "not at all." just taking carringtonfor a walk. bye. [ gemma ]carrington! come on. good girl.
come on. [ woman, in english ]♪ this is my lucky hour ♪ ♪ let us spend it together ♪ be a good girl.[ kisses ] ♪ you keep me warm each time i travel ♪ ♪ you give me shelter from the drizzle ♪ ♪ sing this song for you to sing when i'm gone ♪ ♪ i'm bleeding bleeding hard ♪♪ bye.no, you're not coming.
[ in english ]wait, wait. ta-da! we've got an hour. [ gemma giggles ] [ porcelain shatters ] [ carrington whines ] hello.[ martin's wife ]hello. [ martin's wife ]hello. hello.[ door closes ]
four. bill. bill. great. [ hervã©'s voice ] leave me a message. [ hervã©'s voice ] leave me a message. [ beep ] [ beep ] [ in english ]hervã©? what's this letter? [ phone beeps ] [ phone beeps ][ woman, in french ]
[ woman, in french ] [ sobs ] gemma, doesthe name bressignymean anything to you? no. why? she came to see me today about some porcelainfigure that i'msupposed to be mending. ring any bells? ring any bells?no. just thought i'd mention it
because the bloody womanvirtually accused me oflying, of stealing it. it was fucking embarrassing. charlie, can we talk?there's somethingi need to tell you. really?well, i don't wantto hear it. [ door slams ] what are you doing? charlie, will you speakto me, please? speak?you've got a fucking nerve. for weeks,you don't even look at me.and now, you want to speak.
tough shit, 'cause i don't wantto speak to you. where are you going?when are you coming back? i don't know. [ dog barks ] come on! [ knocks ]gemma? [ dishes clinking ] gemma? [ in english ]carrington,you naughty girl.
thank you, martin.[ in french ]thank you very much. yes.good. [ in english ]good. come in. uh-- there you go. okay. uh-- dear counselor... to your letter... in response to...
[ muttering ] we do not understand... we do not understandyour obstinacy... [ both scream ] [ in english ]it's a mouse! fuck! [ poker clangs ] [ poker clangs ][ gemma screams ] [ gemma screams ] [ in english ]a terrible death.
[ in english ]arsenic, you know? [ wizzy laughing ] hi.oh, hi, gemma! oh, hi, gemma! oh, let me introduce youto our friend patrick. patrick, this is gemma. gemma. hi, patrick. oh, you know each other?
oh, yes,we go way back. sorry,i've got work to do. sorry,i've got work to do.[ wizzy ] yeah. [ wizzy ] yeah. [ chuckles ]how weird. so everybodyknows everybody. how do you know gemma? well, actually, we metin the village and her husband-- her husband?
her husband?[ mark ]furniture restorer. [ mark ]furniture restorer. [ wizzy ]yeah. he's-he's wonderful. [ wizzy ]yeah. he's-he's wonderful.i had no idea she was married. i had no idea she was married. [ wizzy ]yes, she is.she's a very hard worker. [ chattering, laughing ] [ footsteps ] patrick, what the fuckare you doing here?
ah, good. well, we seemto be on speaking terms, then.that's good. well, mark and wizzy werepandora's friends, you know, but they seemto have sided with me. sided with you? oh, of course.you don't know, do you? pandora and ihave parted company. i'm officially a free man. why don't we goto the seaside today together? honfleur, deauville.
can't. i'm busy. anyway.france suits you. you're looking radiant,gemma. piss off, patrick. marvelous brushwork. ♪♪ [ organ ] ♪♪ [ ends ] ♪♪ [ ends ][ door closes ] [ in english ]i've heard about this place.i'm so excited.
patrick,i really hatewhat happened today. i hate it becausei wasn't ableto resist you. but you haven't changed. you say things.you don't mean them. when i'm with youi feel like an accessory, like your watch or yourbloody mont blanc pen. i don't want itto happen again. that's it. i see.
charlie, it's me. um, i just foundthe statuette. the cupidon.and, um-- charlie, you fixed it. after i've beensuch a shit to you. listen, um-- i miss you, charlie. i'm sorry.that's all i-- i don't expect youto forgive me...
but i would--i would liketo see you again. i love you. [ gemma's voice ] i love you. [ in english ]don't worry. [ liquid pouring ] [ in english ]oh, my god. [ in english ]for god's sake. [ in english ]see you. [ woman ]♪ jimmy, won't you please come home ♪
♪ where the grass is green and the buffaloes roam? ♪ ♪ come see, jimmy, your uncle, jim ♪ ♪ now there's buffalo, jim and buffalo, jim ♪ ♪ there's jim buffalo now, didn't you know? ♪ ♪ jim, jimmy, jimmy, it's your last cigarette ♪ ♪ there's buffalo piss and it's all kind of wet ♪ ♪ jumbo jimmy, you'd better hold your nose ♪ ♪ all roads lead to roam with the buffaloes ♪♪ [ knocks ]
surprise. somebody left thison your doorstep. crazy man. look, patrick, what do you want?i thought i told youeverything yesterday. can i come infor a minute? so, what are you goingto do now? don't know. depends what happenswith charlie. but i think i'd liketo be on my own. seemsi get on better that way.
gemma, you know what?i've been thinking.now, what you told me-- you're absolutely right. i'm a shit.i'm a liar.i'm a fucking mess. so? i just think it's a shame... because i knowwe could be happy together. and that the best thingthat could ever happen to us is not going to happenbecause you don't believe me. and?
i can change. i will change.things will be different. what do you mean,different? come and live with mein london. it wouldn't work. gemma, do you not believein destiny? i mean, it's not by chancethat we're both here together, that we've met again.it's fate. [ charlie, in english ]help.
help! it's my wife.it's gemma. [ stretcher rolling ] [ van door closes ] [ engine starts ] [ van departs ] [ fireworks screeching, booming ] [ grunting, moaning ] don't you--you leave her alone!
don't touch her!don't touch her! stop! stop!that's my wife!you understand me? that's my wife!you understand me? [ shouting ] [ in english ]but you're not to blame. you know that, charlie? it was my fault. me who fucked things up.
[ patrick ]trust me.i'm serious about this. come and live with me. come and live with me.patrick, i don't wantto live with you. patrick, i don't wantto live with you. the simple fact is,i don't love you. don't-don't say that. no, gemma, that's--that's not true. you did love me.you loved me once beforeand you can again. you can.
[ whispers ]gemma. [ coughs ] [ gasping ] [ gasping ]hey. hey. okay. it's okay. okay. it's okay.[ wheezing ] [ wheezing ] breathe. gemma.
gemma, breathe.gemma, breathe. relax, relax, relax, relax.okay, come on. okay. ready? okay. ready?get off her! get off her! [ patrick ]what are you doing? charlie,you don't understand! don't you touch her![ indistinct ] stop,you fucking idiot!stop, charlie!
[ charlie ]leave her alone!you don't touch her. [ patrick ]charlie, stop!charlie! [ gemma's voice ]it might rain again tonight. don't know if i really wantto go to that partyat rankin's. better run me a bath... take carrington for a walk. i've decidedto sell the house. i'm going back to charlie. looking forwardto my new life.
missed those red buses. [ door opens, closes ] oh, okay. [ chattering, indistinct ] ♪♪ [ chorus singing in russian ] ♪♪ [ ends ]