caption by hijouguchi teamhijouguchiteam@yahoo.co.jp p.p.p...please look at the forum e.e.e...everything about me is in there p.p.please r.r.r.r.read until the last post a.a.at the last post, a message for aoyama-san.... [a-channel] [single men's ranting thread] today, in the train coming back from akiba event
a drunk man was harassing other passengers i could not take it anymore, so i gathered up my courage and told him to stop stop... i... i... am telling... you..... to ...... stop...... for sure, my voice trembled because i have never fought before are you okay? i look so... wretched otl something... something big happened!
i got a present and a letter from the young woman can you see if you have any hope from the letter? she wrote that she was touched by my courage... aren't things going too well? now this is just becoming someone's imagination! everyone, don't take this too seriously on, on, on the delivery form, there is a cell phone number! c ca
call impossible, impossible, impossible first, pick up the phone i have the phone in my hand, but i can't call her i need bigger courage now than before my hands are trembling my face is all hot my heart is about to explode! shit, even i am all nervous
don't be fooled! he is baiting you i am only gonna say one thing she is by herself... but we are all with you thank you everyone! i am shedding tears because of your kindness and my own wretchedness i want to change!
but do you know what brand of cup it is? on the cup h h e h e r h e r m h e r m e h e r m e s ... so it says... hermes!!!
hermes?! yes! you read it e-ru-me-su e.ru.me.su! you mean the bag brand, hermes? it she just wanted to say thanks, she wouldn't have sent hermes cups how about talking to us while calling her? we will be ready there is nothing to lose for you!
[densha otoko][try your best!] i will call her now! yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [so awesome!! ( '_ ' .) so awesome!][yes yes yes yes~~~~!] [so awesome!! ( '_ ' .) so awesome!][yes yes yes yes~~~~!][go densha!! go densha!!] [yes yes yes yes~~~~!][go densha!! go densha!!][you are a man among men!] [go densha!! go densha!!][you are a man among men!][i can't hold it anymore! so amazing! 731!!] [you are a man among men!][i can't hold it anymore! so amazing! 731!!][awesome! go densha!] i realized somthing huge!
i somehow got to meet hermes-san again but if she meets an otaku like me, she will look down on me! what do i do now? relax. your appearance is the problem if you change your appearance, you will be able to hide your otakuness if you change how you look, it will change how you feel there is hope if we give him a lecture on clothing and conversation skills! all right! for now, we will change densha's appearance! densha otoko
densha otokorenewal densha otokorenewal project first, hairstyle not blonde, but do dye your hair just let the people at the hair salon decide for you if you want impact, you must go for corn rows or dreads no, short hair gives the best impression isn't he going to panic when the worker talks to him? you can do anything for hermes-san!
um... how am... i? actually, i am not even thinking about... going out with hermes-san... but my heart... is definitely leaning towards her if i meet, then i will definitely start liking her of course, she might have a boyfriend and if i still like her, that might give me a hard time...
i am already having a hard time... but just a single like me... thinking about things like this in itself is extraordinary it is all because of you it is all because of you[densha! confess!] [densha! confess!] everyone...[densha! confess!] thanks so much![densha! confess!] for all of your precious hearts
thank you i... will do my best! i was so nervous walking side by side with a woman if i just walk normally, i leave her behind and she was... even prettier than the last time i met her! sorry a man like me walking with a woman like hermes-san
it was so awkward... it made me so uneasy she is even taller than i am! it felt like as if everyone was looking at me it is okay i am still holding it... i was so surprised that my body stiffened why did you let go? hold hands!
no, i wanted to hold her hand i wanted to tell her that i wanted to hold her hand yes yamada-shi did you forget that mina's limited edition first episode dvd is coming out tomorrow? on that edition, there are sketches and cut-scenes for the legendary episode seven! at this rate, it will be sold out! but there are more important things than that please excuse me
actually, i told you before but... through a little misunderstanding, surfing became my hobby are you all right? i will tell you how to become an expert quickly! if it is just balancing on the board, then i might be able to do it... let's all find information and help densha! thanks guys! i will try my best! it is ok if you can't really surf
but just don't forget that you lied the really important thing is... to give hermes-san an explanation, for her sake sorry... can't surf... lied to you... lie? i am so sorry for lying to you i can't run away from otakuness
if i try to hide my otakuness, i will be lying to her you are being too sensitive, everyone has some secrets you don't have to hide it! there can be no densha without otakuness no, i think it is considerate to tell hermes-san that you are an otaku thank you everyone, for your sincere replies i know i am taking a big risk but i really can't lie to hermes-san i will tell hermes-san that i am an otaku
i am... an otaku... "backwards!"... or "disgusting!"... if you feel like this, then it is okay... but... to me... i can only live this way i didn't want to lie to aoyama-san
so... please look at me as i am hello? hey, where are you now! i am working overtime! and you are not even showing up! it is not too late to come now! come here now! sorry, i made a very important promise for today what? are you talking back to me? there is no way that takes priority before me
please, not today! i have the most important promise of my life what? sorry! for the first time, i got rejected on this board, i wrote all the conversations i had with hermes-san maybe... it was too unbearable for hermes-san if i didn't post on this forum
i couldn't have... met her... i wouldn't have... liked myself as i do now... and moreover... i couldn't have met such precious friends because you guys were always beside me could do my best this forum is...
my pride now... i will tell her... about this forum my heart... all of your precious concerns... i want her to know them to hermes-san i am sure you were shocked in many ways when you saw this forum
i feel embarassed... and a little nostalgic... i get such weird feelings everything i wrote here is perfectly true i can tell that to everyone here even though i don't know their faces or their names they are my true friends if there is anything that i can be proud of it is the fact that i met them because they were there
i didn't give up on you i could decide to tell you all my feelings tomorrow i will wait at our secret place i will wait until you come lastly, i apologize for hurting you by writing on the forum without your consent [densha otoko] [last episode]
densha you have grown up this much! you are my enemy, but i am surprised but i will tell you that there exists an insurmountable obstacle this is the final round! oh, no! saori lost conciousness she is being moved to a hospital near here she is calling your name unconsciously
please go there now! okay! i will be right there! huh? who was there now! yes yes ouch! ouch! sakurai! dispatch! saori? kazuya-san? is it something urgent?
then hop on! hey, today as a special event at live house sanbo master is releasing their new song! it is the song to cheer on densha otoko on a-channel! then sanbo master's "to the invisible densha otoko" shout love and give courage! i don't know your name! i don't know your face!
i might even be your friend! i will sing to you the world calls that love! if the light hidden in your tears is turned on i will talk about warm things in front of your eyes even then if our voices go dry [densha confess!]go dry [densha confess!]at least until the morning comes
at least until the morning comes i want to sing with someone! if you say you were fake yesterday i will only forget about yesterday's scene the things connecting the new days are new days and myself! i check it for some reason the thing that connects our heart's voices hey, listen to the japanese broadcastthe thing that connects our heart's voices
hey, listen to the japanese broadcasti didn't know that would be this scary! the song for densha otoko is on!i didn't know that would be this scary! the song for densha otoko is on!together in one voice together in one voice as if the past until now never existed i sing! it is a good song i cry too much these days i cry too much these daysbecause we start doubting each other
i hope densha and hermes-san are listening to thisbecause we start doubting each other i feel like even we are getting encouragementbecause we start doubting each other our role is to wait for densha until he comes backat least, for now, i will sing a beautiful song! there is a high chance that hermes-san still hasn't read this forumat least, for now, i will sing a beautiful song! very high!at least, for now, i will sing a beautiful song! they usually don't readat least, for now, i will sing a beautiful song! please, if you read!at least, for now, i will sing a beautiful song! hermes-san! please go to the secret place!through sad words please stop here
nothing changes what did they do! then now, it is the climax!if you were a traitor yesterday if you were a traitor yesterday the scene from yesterday this is yamada-san's aoyama-san's house um... this is yamada i am at the hospital where saori was moved to, but she is not here
huh? are you confusing something? my sister just went out oh really? her expression suddenly changed and she hurriedly left the house hurriedly? ah, okay i read the forum about sister... i realized...
that you were sincere sorry for hitting you she will understand you my sister... excuse me this is the secret place i think yamada ran away thinking he doesn't deserve her ah, saori all right!
all is going according my plan [densha otoko! come back to the forum!] during the long kiss fu-fu as if it were nothing you undid her necklace fu-fu with your fingers from the zone of friendship the blue high heel that came out of someone romantic stop romantic
my heart, my heart is becoming unbearable i am fallen into your wavering eyes hold me tight sadness doesn't stop saori, i found yamada he is on the station platform come right now! ok where is yamada-san? yamada said...
he doesn't deserve you... and left saori let's get married he told me before he left "take good care of her" to make saori happy kazuya-san why am i hugging him!? saori!
aoyama-san... kazuya-san... no yamada take good care of her make saori happy if i knew this would happen, i should have forced her to come with me wow look at this! wow, what is happening?
super lucky! wait you guys are! uh oh! the diamond! what are you doing, bastard? this is an emergency stop right there! that is my lanebo
stop! shit i will follow you with my lanebo ii what are you doing! where are you taking it! ring! lanebos! hermes! come back!
finally... we meet densha otoko-san densha... still not returned...? i stayed up overnight on this forum is everyone awake? i am not fully conscious, but for densha... i will wait
sleepy sleepy sleesleesleepy.... this is too much... i am gonna sleep for a bit our warriors are dropping one by one! and one single man carrying the burden! sleep... whatever happens i want to say "welcome" so i am awake... but so sleepy... ah, it is over now
i just came back is it densha? really, is it densha? he's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how long it will take to write what happened today... sleepy... i know you are sleepy, but do your best to write right! we stayed up all night waiting for you!
i win for waiting for 15 hours! you guys did wait for a long time can i start with the result? no no the main theme comes at the end! please kill us slow~ly and painfully! result at the last station, please~! let's go!
my heart rate is really dangerous now! i am trembling with my computer desk finally, this thread's strongest and biggest... and the legendary final attack is... starting then i will start writing as promised, i was waiting for her at the place practicing confessing to her then
someone told me that hermes-san lost consciousness it was false information and i hurried back to the place and coincidentally, i met hermes-san at the station it is so dramatic~ it looks like it was to let them meet there! nice directing! good job for the false informer! you're welcome
she and i decided to go to our secret place hermes-san didn't say anything while we were going there of course, neither did i... and then, the silence was broken yes... after reading the forum... i understood your need to lean on people on the forum and i understood your perceptions of me
i was happy yes?! yamada-san... thinking about me in such ways... i was so happy! all the people at the forum are all so nice i came to... formally listen to what is in your heart... can you...
can you... tell me? yes yes yes hermes-san moe~! telling densha-san's heart starts now? this is confessing time! ahhhhhhh now all the densha cheering at once! the attack that will make shelters useless is impending the feelings from finishing an rpg game for the first time have been revived!
everyone, i will be obliterated by this attack so let me say this now i like you all so much! uooooo!!! i am going to run in the streets naked! i am so excited i can't speak... !@#!@#$!@##@!$$#@! bring it on!!!! the silence continued for a while i couldn't say a word because i was so nervous
i.i.i..i have something important to say everything was shining when i was with you until now... my... good times... the scene of the town that never changed... and being so wretched myself... everything... magically...
all started to shine because aoyama-san was... the light in my life from aoyama-san... i have received... so many precious things... i..... didn't have anything... couldn't do anything for you...
but...! my heart cares for aoyama-san! compared to anyone's... compared to anyone's... there can be no less! i...... you can do it i.... i.....! a.a.. aoyama-san...
l.l..like aoyama-san! i also... like... yamada-san! so even from now on... will you always be with me? yes!! yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you... always... be with me... really... like... aoyama-san... women were never nice i started crying with you... is this the kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
after saying i like you... i like you even more this is enough! i don't have any regrets in my life now! i think i will cry with him i am already crying! my tears are glowing like holy water! through tears
i am dehydrating i can't cry when my dad comes, so i am gonna cry out now spring has come~ where has it come? to densha~ to hermes-san~ to single men! benoist! densha, congratulations and everyone at this thread, good job
you guys are the best! are you together? are you together now? you are this year's mvp now hobbies don't matter it is real now, going out with each other good girl! hermes-san otaku or single men... be happy all you want!
i am crying even more i am also crying all of densha's insecure feelings... and the life from now... they were all for the happiness with hermes-san! thinking about it made me cry too relax i never cried this much for other people some liquid came out of my eyes!
but no one is wiping them for me! are there girls like this in tokyo? is this the japanese dream!? a kiss with a cute and naive sister? is it there? is it still there? is there still something i can cry for? hermes-san is not the end, right? finally, it came! the final weapon! and then i look back to find nothing
am i still... alive? medic!! you are so awesome! congratulations please tell me when you guys get married is there anything left to report? sergeant densha! there is still more... but it is time for mina so i will continue later
you are going to go watch ani! ending here! so perfect! that's you, densha! you are ani-otaku of ani-otakus hey, what is mina? lunar rabbit weapon mina look it up for yourself from there i like you! ã†ã¤ã‚€ã„ãÿ笑顔ãœthe face full of shininess
空ã«èˆžã†is dancing in the sky you met her thanks to me... damn it, densha! stopping for anime! right here! think about it from my point of view! got me all excited... i will beat you up next time i see you! ah... i wanna do it too! destined love you!
why are you using the cell phone! you wanna touch there too? come on! touch it! trying to do it with me? you are 10 years too old! stop it! she wants you to stop! so scared~! what! i was getting beat up by that woman... did we meet somewhere before?
i was thinking the same thing is this... destiny? please look forward to it! nothing came into my head we left there just strolling around and we arrived at a park and we sat at an empty bench... but were we ever this close?
no way... suddenly he comes back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! suddenly he continues!!!!!!!!!!! an attack, shooting on the enemy territory during a ceasefire! i like densha who continues as if nothing happened in between! this... i bought this for you from italy yes? open it
okay isn't this very expensive? not really i am happy wow, awesome really no no... try it on huh?
it fits on you this is a paired necklace "a pair!! yes!!!!!!" or "present!! yes!!!!" why aren't you guys saying those things? no, honestly i didn't think it would go this far my thought process really didn't follow it all i would say the enemy is too strong
i am slowly getting mad! can this really happen in real life? at least not in my life now that i am finally all calm, i will tell you what i couldn't say until now why we started liking each other and our thoughts then we were talking and talking about them but things to talk about never ran out and i realized something extraordinary
i am missing one of my contact lenses something felt weird since a while ago probably that's it then we should go looking for it it is okay, i was going to throw it away after using it really? i can't see anything now you can't see my face either? could actually see her face...
i... can't see... now can you see? you sneaky bastard~~!!!!!! hermes-san! this guy is bullshitting! he is attacking without declaring war! you bastard! are you trying to kill me?! wait, you guys... is it just me getting this weird feeling? i... can't defend by myself! a bombing is impending
the last blow is coming! run away! run away! it is densha-san's turn okay... not there... here... was it for two or three seconds? i didn't know such soft things existed in this world for the first time, i saw her face with confidence
i could even recognize my reflection in her eyes the bombing has come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! these love-love things... good bye it is all over after that... she whispered... "you are so attractive, densha-san" in a low voice
and kissed again my hermes castle is falling down! when you hear you are attractive... and then our lips touched each other some more times... and we did the adult's kiss too! wait! what do you mean by "adult's kiss"! everyone is getting a blow from behind! this is all for the report
everyone, thank you i will sleep for now i will write again later no violence! you can't go out with me? what do you mean! no... i mean... tell me to my face, if you are a man um... your ankle is not moe~ enough... your ankle is not my type
are you trying to say that my leg is fat? yes... if you are talking about the ankle... i usually reject people like you why was i ever going for you? i am ashamed of myself sorry for calling you to come out actually i wanted to say something before listening to saori so many times forced my opinion on you without thinking about your feelings
i thought i just wanted to protect you but... it wasn't because i was afraid of you falling in love, i forgot about something important no, that's not true because kaho was really caring for me now i can go out with yamada-san i wanted to talk about yamada-san but i guess you already know ah, brother!
don't put figures here hey tsuyoshi! sit down! matilda-san! huh? what the hell are you talking about? what? it was you, mom. the voice was so similar... i have something to say, so sit down there is something you should congratulate your mommy about i got it~
eh? congratulations! when...? when i stayed here last month for one night~ dad also worked a little hard for it so full of energy~! what are you saying! hey, what do you want to name the baby? honey, it is too early for that i was thinking about it just now, but if it is a girl
let's name her matilda agree! matilda, sounds good matilda?!? how do you write that in kanji? sorry, i am a little late hermes-san said "i wish everyday were sunday" in the mail that she just sent i am so happy~ sorry but please say that kind of stuff in the couple zone
now ranting is over we are not that free to listen to your ranting forever go away before this thread becomes a "1000 reply thread" huh? things seem a little cold here... is it because of me? densha, listen to me you are not a single man anymore which means, it is time for you to graduate now we will not look over you anymore i want you to stay, but i think it is time to say goodbye
i... don't want to depart with you guys i will still show up so don't say such cold things i don't want to listen to you being weak staying here only makes things uneasy this thread is only for single men there is no place for you here why? finally, we became companions
that makes me feel lonely again we are saying this because we are your companions you must take a new step now you are not alone anymore be strong! who will protect hermes-san if you don't protect her? [densha otoko-san! come back to the forum!] all right will leave
well said, densha you won't have a problem even without us now let's send him away with the last 300 replies! everyone! tell him your feelings! this is the single man's graduation! i understood through you that i can't always stay as a supporter so i will find my love on the field you guys are really... benoist!!
i always shouted "hermes, moe~!" but for today, densha moe~! i can't stop here either no more loose socks! now panty hose! last train! happiness for densha and hermes-san! i will also do my best and go to densha-world second platform, turn around! train for happiness-station, leaving soon!
hey, only 200 replies left! densha, who told us that a man is not all about appearance is real... and so i test the 747 with densha and hermes-san on successful take off is due to your fuel and service good thing i met this thread! i was attracted by your sincere and honest heart, and i cheered you on young man! enjoy the life!
i could also protect hermes-san from a drunken man only you are fit for hermes-san this is nothing like a miracle you moved her heart with your effort go away to the couple zone you not coming back here is the biggest consolation for me so i say an old line... i hate densha! what i hate even more is seeing myself
giving more blessings to you than anyone else only 100 replies to go! too fast! everyone just wants to say thanks to densha go without turning back! densha, good job! i put aside my test to cheer you on so thinking about what to do now makes me depressed but through these three months, i think i received something so precious
i want to get accepted at a college and enjoy the campus life! i really like densha and you guys i also like all of you guys! i have been called *"meat" or "pooh" until now*from kinnikuman in 1979 and winnie-the-pooh i became passionate for the first time in my life it is densha's history and my history well, it might not make sense, but leave it that way the three months spent with you guys were fun
everyone, unarm yourselves! yamada's signal man from the 8th division in the front line, returning to hq i want to share this happiness of staying alive all, salute to densha! densha! we will meet again someday on this thread... i just wanted to give a little advice to wavering people like you i won't say goodbye
see you again, densha and brother in arms i like who you are i like your sincerity and more than anything else, i like your caring heart for hermes-san as long as i have my girlfriend i will care for her after getting to know densha-san i realized a man is not all about appearance, and now i have confidence
my boyfriend is backwards too, but actually through cheering for your love i realized that he is a warm person no, thank you! really, a insignificant opportunity a lot of courage, and a little bit of advice and your effort and growth resulted in a miracle like this always, treasure it in your heart! i also fulfilled the love that i once gave up on
thanks in many ways it is time to say goodbye to densha maybe i got to like you a little from cheering you on i even think it would have been okay to have "helped" you escape from self-pity please explain the details of densha and hermes-san's future so sad saying goodbye to you! i hope i meet you somewhere go for tomorrow! while following your love story, a lot has happened to me as well
the biggest thing that happened was marriage and i... came to appreciate her even more now because of you thank you so much meeting you is my pride all of you... are my pride when i read your report, i was glad that i made this thread not just because love has been fulfilled for the first time
but because a lot of people became happy because of you you guys... good job these past three months have been very fun the time spent with you felt more real than michiho definitely... throughout life, i will start forgetting things and someday, this thread will be gone too but i don't want to forget what happened here
it seems that real life is full of troublesome things but maybe, there might also be some pleasant things after all that is what i learned from this someday... to see what you are seeing right now i will pace myself until then, let your heart out at the couple zone i was away for a while but i did get to see your growth until the end
you first didn't know what to do but you grew up with the help of a lot of people and now you graduate as an awesome man densha, don't ever let go of her hand whatever happens from now on, you will go through many different things when you feel frustrated, remember this place what you have done here, what you have heard here and how much you thought of hermes-san here
be happy! and to everyone here thanks for giving up your precious time i can't hold it damn it tears are not stopping you guys... thanks so much i am so happy i got courage from you guys
i feel grateful a lot of emotions are being expressed through my tears won't forget all of you guys you guys! i really like you guys! i really like you guys too!!! now, rise up without turning back! it seems this is more sad than the real graduation now only 50 replies left
everyone get ready now no more densha's thread? so sad... my heart is aching! what can i look forward to now! if you get married, tell us! be happy forever! everyone! let's stop writing! then densha will stay here!
i know... but that is impossible... no more ranting! 965 densha was our hope 966 densha! i really like you! don't go! 967 now this thread will be gone soon!
968 no more densha now! no, i don't like this! 969 sniff sniff why is it so sad when only a stranger is leaving? 970 in a while, days without densha will begin! 971 i am crying for all of your caring feelings! densha is a lucky guy! 972
densha, you write the 1000th reply 980 1000th reply... are you giving it to me? what should i write? 982 densha, at the final moment, give us the final message! 984 it is time to say goodbye! i don't even know what i am writing because of the tears 985
i thought of... the message... something i have been thinking all along... 986 i want to know! but i don't want to see it now! 987 if i see that, that means goodbye to densha! 990 goodbye! friend! 991
now.. it is time... 992 you guys, densha! good bye! 993 you guys are all so sincere! i am touched 994 last reply. see you again somewhere, someday! densha! 995 don't forget us!
996 finally, this is the end! 997 if i were to get 999 replies, then i would confess too! but i don't have a girl... 998 bell for train leaving~! graduation congratulations~! [densha otoko, congratulations on your graduation!]
999 name: 1000 this thread is full of magical power... may the light be with you guys too! [1001 name: 1001 over 1000 threadthis thread has more than 1000 repliesyou can't write anymore, so please make a new thread] through all these people, we can stay together now you can do it! let's go, then
are you going out? yes, i am going to go out with tsuyoshi-san you face looks bright you too, mother see you later! see you later~! [unrequited love][restaurant] long time no see how's work?
our name is "restaurant" but we only serve coffee, you bonehead! give me a cup misuzu-san leaving without telling me... hey you, misuzu? you mean jinnkama misuzu? you too? sa...sakurai-san when did you get here...
a while ago but are you also victims of jinnkama misuzu? victim? then you are also...? not just me! all of us... ruined our lives because of her! i used up so much money because i had a relationship with a girl i turned away from a successful life to a ruined life
my wife found out, so she filed for divorce i even changed my flight schedule to go meet her! i bought her a lot of expensive dress shoes i! all right, let's form a club of jinnkama misuzu's victims let's go find a new love [i am going on a trip! thank you for everything! - misuzu] [jr tokyo station] the visions dancing in my mind
sorrythe early dawn, the shades of time shall we go?the early dawn, the shades of time yestwilight crawling through my windowpane am i awake or do i dream? the strangest pictures i have seen night is day and twilight's gone away they were good people with your head held high and your scarlet lies yeswith your head held high and your scarlet lies
you came down to me from the open skies [densha otoko]it's either real or it's a dream [densha otoko]there's nothing that is in between... there's nothing that is in between... shittwilight, i only meant to stay awhile why don't the old doors allow this?twilight, i only meant to stay awhile why don't the old doors allow this?twilight, i gave you time to steal my mind twilight, i gave you time to steal my mind away from me
this drama is a fiction based on a true story decided! yes----('v')----!!!!! decided! yes----('v')----!!!!!densha otoko, encore last episodeoctober 6, thurday 10pm30 minute special extension!!!