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>> tyler: hey. but yeah, i'm just saying, you know, i think theyshould do it where we can personalize our schedules a littlebit. >> xander: i know, it'd be a lot easier. >> tyler: i mean, i would have a study hallthis year, but i think i'll wait until i'm a senior soi can get in all the credits i need to. >> xander: true enough, but whatever you do,do not take fitness and conditioning. >> tyler: believe me, i won't. yeah, they just gotta make things complicated,you know?

yeah, i mean, ever since they introduced thatstupid elective focus thing, it's just screwed thingsup, you know? >> xander: i know, right! >> tyler: i mean, i would take three extraclasses if i could, you know, just put them in another area, butthey just-- --hey, what's up man? >> clinton: hello. >> xander: hey clinton. >> tyler: i was just telling xander how iwish they'd let us

personalize our schedules a little bit. >> clinton: oh yeah, especially if you havestudy hall. >> tyler: that's what i was saying! >> clinton: i wish i had study hall. i'vegot algebra first period. >> xander: ok, clinton, if you don't mindme asking, what grade are you in? >> clinton: eleventh. >> xander: really? 'cuz i thought you wasa sophomore, with the chemistry book and all. >> tyler: bro! >> xander: what!?

>> clinton: it's okay, brother. i is in traditional. >> tyler: xander sometimes fails to use discretion. i mean, he's been that way ever since i'veknown him. i've actually had to teach him a thing ortwo about social convention, something i'm a bit of an expert in, i'd say. like i said last year, you're not really behindus. you know, we're in an honors class. we've got a lot of juniors in there. so, don'tthink of it as you being behind or below us, think of it as us being slightly ahead ofyou, if that makes sense. >> clinton: uh, well, see you guys.

>> tyler: oh, okay. >> xander: i think he was mocking me. >> tyler: man, what'd i tell you about stufflike that? >> xander: dude, i saw he had a chemistrytextbook. i thought he was a sophomore. >> tyler: well, i guess so. >> xander: i mean, why you always gotta bemad at me? >> tyler: i'm sorry dude, but you've justgotta understand-- whoa! whoa! hey, what'd i tell you about that?

>> liggett: uh, it was annoying wasn't it? >> tyler: is that what you're going for? >> liggett: you know it. >> xander: hey, benjamin. >> liggett: hey. >> liggett: so, how was last period? >> tyler: oh, you know, it was whatever. just a lot of work. chemistry. >> liggett : who do you have? >> tyler: richardson.

>> liggett: oh. probably better than [...] though. >> tyler: i don't know about that. >> liggett: all we do is busy work. >> tyler: really? well, that's kind of howi feel about it-- >> foster sensei: whoa whoa whoa! not so fast. >> liggett: hey! >> foster sensei: where do you think you'regoing? >> tyler: i gotta go put my stuff down.

>> xander: yeah... >> tyler: hey, what's up, tariq? >> tariq: oh, i was just-- >> tyler: hold on, i gotta save my time forliggett. >> tariq: fine, then! my god. all he doesis go around and cu-- >> tyler: he's always interrupting everybody. so annoying, just a freshman wanting attention.i just--i just don't understand-- >> liggett : hey, i've got something to showyou.

>> tyler: really? >> liggett: yeah. i spent four hours workingon this last night. >> tyler: aw, the algorithm! >> liggett: yeah. >> tyler: that's nice. >> liggett: thanks. >> tyler: how'd you figure out all that math? >> liggett: very carefully. >> tyler: oh, well, seeya.

>> liggett: ok, heh! >> foster sensei: this class again? it's theworst class i got. i just gotta make it two more hours, thenmy day's over. but that tariq kid? he's the worst. baddest kid i got. really the whole bunch of 'em. can't even hear myself think. >> daniel: hey walter, it looks like you've got a new story. >> walter: yeah?

>> tyler: hey, why don't you let daniel read it? >> walter: no! >> tyler: c'mon, man. just give it--give it to him! >> daniel: i'll be taking this. my god, walter! >> walter: hey, what's so funny? >> tyler: hey, give it to me, i wanna see. what? what is this?

>> walter: that's my homework that i did forsixth that i did last period. >> tyler: wait, lemme get this straight, you're--you'returning this in as homework to your sixth period teacher? >> walter: yeah. >> tyler: i'm done. i'm done. >> daniel: crawford, you've got to read this. >> crawford: yeah, i would, but you know,it's a trap, so i'm not gonna. >> tariq: i wanna see it. >> tyler: here.

>> crawford: dude, don't, don't. just--justdon't. >> tyler: at your own risk, man. >> tariq: ew. oh, god. >> crawford: i told you! >> tyler: well, all right, see, here's thething. my friend walter writes these stories-- i--i guess you could call them stories. they're actually pretty good. i've read someof them. but, let's just say that the--the subjectmatter is not appropriate to discuss in mixed company.

>> walter: they're not that inappropriate! >> tyler: to you, maybe. >> daniel: walter--he's a friend. um, i'd say that he's an interesting case. um, we have a lot in common, but uh-- his likes are sometimes very unique, dependingon, especially the topic that we're discussingright now.

>> crawford: so walter's my bud. tight, youknow, like that. except when he wants me to read his storiesand watch what he's watching and opens his computer, it shows me he's-- yeah, it, it stretches it, but we're stilllike that, i mean. >> tariq: i don't know what the other guys told you, but i'll be honest, he's weird. one time he came in the class and he was like, "hey guys, i have, uh, some hair." and i was like, "what?"

and he was like, "i like this girl." andthat's all that needs to be said. >> xander: okay, that was the best trip tothe bathroom i ever had, but anyway, i like walter. yeah, everyone says he's weird, but eh, he--he's okay. but, i mean, if we're just all normal people, we'd be some pretty lame people in the world, so, weird people like walter, thank you, iguess. i don't know.

i'm an open-minded person, i guess. i don't know what walter is, but i guess he'stoo focus-minded on stuff that's different, but that's good. see, 'cause, we all learn japanese in thisclass. and then i'm pretty sure half of our parentssay, "why would you wanna learn japanese? learnspanish, learn french!" and i'm like, "no, let's learn something different!" and walter is like an example of that. so, yeah!

>> tyler: hey, sri-- >> sri: hi! >> tyler: are you going to the nerdfighterclub meeting tomorrow? >> sri: uh, no... >> tyler: darn it! >> sri: i'm sorry! >> jesse: the what club? >> tyler: nerdfighters? fans of john and hank green, the vlogbrothers?

i've told you about it. >> jesse: no. uh, probably have, but i justwasn't listening to you. >> tyler: whatever. i mean, it seems likeall the clubs i join, it's because somebody else joins, and thenthat person never goes, and then i'm stuck being the only guy whodoesn't have anything to say. >> jesse: so you just sit there awkwardlyand like not do anything listening to other people talk? >> tyler: yeah, well, i don't really sit, i stand. it's one of those standing clubs, one of thosecircle deals, you know?

but like, last time, we were all around thistable and then one of the members was actually on thetable. ugh, liggett, what are you doing? >> walter: tyler, you're such a slowpoke! >> tyler: hold on, i gotta put up my art supplies. >> jesse: hey, will you put this in your portfoliofor me? >> sri: oh, no-- >> jesse: please? >> tyler: ugh, ok.

>> sri: can you-- >> tyler: (sigh) ok, heh. >> sri: thank you! >> tyler: whatever. they're always asking me to put their artworkin my portfolio and it's just like, why would you not, why would you not bring your own thing to put your your portfo--ugh. god, i just don't get it. i just don't getit. don't you guys ever bring your own portfolios?

>> sri: well... >> jesse: i mean, of course not, we wouldn'twanna be one of those guys who, i mean, you know... >> clinton: hey, i carry one of those aroundtoo! >> liggett: and so do i, jesse. you wannago? >> jesse: yeah, man, name a time and place.where we going? what, you want me to pick a time and place? >> liggett: ok. >> jesse: let's go to the cafeteria afterschool. we can, like, eat food. i'll buy it.

>> liggett: i didn't mean that kind of go. >> tyler: hey, guys, guys, break it up, ok? >> walter: destroy him! >> liggett: what an idiot. >> tyler: god, how does this not happento you guys? >> clinton: hey, look, it's quinn! >> tyler: oh, yeah, we should go mess with him! >> liggett: why? >> tyler: because he's quinn.

>> liggett: well, i'm benjamin. >> tyler: no, you're--you're liggett. >> liggett: then you're the pilk. >> tyler: i don't think so. >> liggett: uh-huh. that's the deal. you call me liggett, i call you the pilk. >> tyler: wha-what are you talking about? we never made a deal! are you crazy? >> liggett: no, i'm benjamin. >> clinton: no, this is patrick! >> liggett: i don't get it.

>> tyler: wait, you--you never watched spongebob? >> liggett: no. >> tyler: what? are--are you telling me that, in--in your lifetime, you've never watched an episode of spongeboball the way through? >> tyler: but... but... >> michael: why are we all just standing here? >> clinton: yeah, yeah, let's do that. let's just get in everybody's way. >> liggett: i'm kidding. i've seen spongebob, but maybe just 3 or 4 episodes.

>> tyler: what are you talking about? that doesn't count! how can you just watch, like, three or fourepisodes of spongebob? it doesn't make sense! we're '90s kids! c'mon! was it a pre-2004 episode? >> liggett: how am i supposed to know? >> tyler: 'cause after 2004, the show tanked! no pun intended! >> liggett: well, i don't remember when it was or what it was about. >> tyler: ok, whatever. >> quinn: oh, hey, tyler!

liggett! clin'on! guy. >> tyler: hey, what's up? >> liggett: my name's not liggett. >> tyler: we just had this discussion! >> michael: i'm michael. >> quinn: oh, nice to meet you, michael. oh, uh, haaave you met becca?

>> tyler: quinn is, like, the biggest hopeless romantic i know. i mean, whenever he gets his sights on somebody, he pursues her until it ends in heartbreak. i've tried to help him a few times, 'cause,you know, i'm a self-proclaimed expert on love. >> becca: so, we've been dating for, like, 72 hours now. i think it's pretty serious now. i love them. her. >> tyler: nice to meet you.

>> becca: nice to meet you, too. >> clinton: hey, uh, my dad's waiting, and i gotta go. >> tyler: all right, seeya, man. >> clinton: seeya. >> liggett: uh, yeah, my mom's waiting, too. >> tyler: you walk home! >> quinn: seeya! >> liggett: believe me, i'm no stranger to quinn's romantic crusades. i've seen him time and time again dive toodeep into a relationship,

and it never ends well. oh, hey, quinn! he slo by the way. >> tyler: so, uh, how's it going, man? >> quinn: i am doing great. how 'bout you? >> tyler: i'm fine. i'm always fine. >> quinn: pretty good. >> tyler: hey, dude, what's that?

>> walter: hot chocolate. >> tyler: okay. wait, why--why are you eating it with a spoon? >> walter: 'cause i can. >> tyler: what--what is that you're drinking it out of? is that--is that a thermos? >> walter: it's a thing you eat soup out of >> tyler: soup!? wha--i mean, why would you-- hey, hey dude, look--look at this, look at this.

he's--he's drinking hot chocolate out of a thermos with a spoon! >> quinn: really? with a spoon? >> walter: people eat hot chocolate out ofa thermos. >> tyler: but with a spoon? aw, dang it, i gotta study for this quiz. >> [o.s.]: marvin! >> quinn: aw, marvin!

>> walter: what the heck? >> tyler: oh, marvin, you know, it's, it'sjust a--it's a word. i mean, i mean, they use at as, like, an adjective, as in, like, "that's so marvin." and, you know, you can use it as a verb, like, to marvin, marvin, marvined, marvining, i marvin, you marvin, he she we marvin. that's basically it. >> quinn: oh, i'll marvin you later, all right? >> [o.s.]: all right, bye quinn!

>> quinn: marvin! >> tyler: oh, hey dude, i just realized something. you remember how we used to suit up everynow and then? >> quinn: yeah! >> tyler: we should do that again! >> quinn: we should! we haven't done thatin a while! >> tyler: and, hey, dude, you could like joinus, you know? >> [o.s.]: eh, maybe. >> quinn: you know, it's all formal. suit and tie, you know?

>> tyler: yeah, suit-up. >> [o.s.]: i'll think about it. >> quinn: all right, well, maybe. >> mr. robbins: morning, class, let's go aheadand clear our desk for the card. >> quinn: ugh. >> tyler: i forgot to study. >> mr. robbins: please pass them down. question one: what is the latin root for "to love"?

"to love"? >> tyler: something that's missing from my life. >> mr. robbins: question two: what is the latin root for "capture"? >> tyler: ugh, i forgot! >> quinn: agh, me too! >> mr. robbins: "to capture" for number two. and our notorious confusable for number three, tom *blanked* all of his hair because of the chemical spill.

>> tyler: what was the notorious confusable? >> quinn: i don't know. >> mr. robbins: all right, let's pass our cards this direction. >> tyler: no! whatchouwaant? >> richard: ugh, you're so ugly, like, like lily's face! >> lily: hey!

>> tyler: dude, really? was that really necessary? >> lily: i'm going to make your life so miserable. >> mr. richardson: guys, guys, do chemistry! conversation is not an exact science! >> tyler: you know, i think i'll start writing some short stories. >> xander: hey, i write short stories. >> richard: no one cares about your stories, xander. >> xander: ho--hol--hold up.

you know, i actually think some of them are pretty good. >> richard: all right, all right, tell us about some. >> xander: ok, uh, for example, i wrote this story where a guy dies, and...he's been dead for about two weeks-- >> richard: yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah. hey, mr. rich, do you have any, like, copy paper or something i can use?

>> mr. richardson: yeah, sure. >> xander: why do you need copy paper? >> richard: thanks, man. >> xander: richard, why do you need copy paper? >> richard: i'm writing a story. >> xander: you aren't gonna, like, steal the idea that i partially kinda toldfrom you... >> richard: nah, nah nah nah, dude. yo, tyler.

>> tyler: what? >> richard: give me a cool name that sounds su--like, super cool, but you're not trying too hard. >> tyler: augustus clearwater. >> richard: where sir did you get that? >> tyler: i just thought it up. >> richard: that's so metal! >> tyler: augustus waters is the name of oneof the main characters

in john green's the fault in our stars. i added the "clear" so it wouldn't beso obvious. he'd never catch on. >> xander: dude, you're stealing my idea! >> richard: no, i'm not dude. look, i'll sign this piece of paper saying i didnot-- it's just my name-- i did not steal your idea. and i'll put a happy face on it.

>> xander: thisn't mean nothing to me! >> richard: dude, it's a legal document! tyler, sign this as a witness. >> tyler: i'm not gonna sign anything! >> richard: just sign it. >> tyler: ok, heh. there you go. >> richard: "i, tyler, bear witness to richard's[...]" hey...

dude, your signature looks exactly like lily's. >> tyler: oh, co--no it doesn't. >> xander: hold up man, it actually does. >> tyler: no, that-- >> richard: yeah, it does! >> tyler: that can't be right. here, lemmedo it again. there. >> richard: dude, that, here.

>> xander: ha! >> richard: it looks exactly the same. >> tyler: but this is what i put on forms! >> xander: that must be pretty embarrassing,huh? >> tyler: forms! come on, guys. >> richard: lily, you've gotta sign this. >> lily: no! >> richard: lily...c'mon.

>> lily: leave me alone, okay? >> tyler: hey, but no, i wanna see this. >> richard: sign it right here. >> lily: ok, richard. >> tyler: oh! >> xander: uh-oh! >> richard: oh my god--look at this! lookat this! >> xander: i know! >> richard: hey, mr. richardson,

yo, do these signatures look alike? >> mr. richardson: oh my god! tyler, you sign your name with a heart? >> richard: blackmail. told ya! i want this! >> clinton: you know, i just thought of a good comeback.

>> tyler: yeah, what? >> clinton: awesome ends with me. but ugly just begins with u! >> xander: dang! >> richard: so metal! aw, man! >> clinton: does anyone know how to make s'mores? >> tyler: actually, i don't. >> clinton: well first, you get the chocolate--

it can be any type of chocolate. hershey,whatever. >> richard: what is he talking about? >> clinton: then you melt it, and you take the chocolate and smear it all over-- >> tyler: aw, come on dude. >> clinton: --your body. >> xander: you nasty.

>> clinton: then, you get graham crackers, and-- i should add that to one of my scripts. i should. >> tyler: oh yeah. hey, you know what wouldbe fun? >> richard: what? >> tyler: not with you, richard, but anyway,we should make our own skits. >> xander: run everybody! gah! >> richard: i don't know where to go!

>> clinton: food fight! >> tyler: this is one of our school's foodfights! it gets-- it gets--it gets terrible! "it gets terrible?" come on, i was on the spot, gimme a break! >> richard: aw, throw it! go go go go! >> tyler: man, that was some epic food fight,am i right? >> xander: i know! i got hit with some chocolatemilk. >> tyler: i got hit by an apple.

>> xander: that explains all your acne problems. >> tyler: man, this is not acne, it's justbumps. >> xander: if proactiv can heal it, dude,it's acne. >> tyler: it's, it's bumps. i promise you.it's not acne. >> xander: whatever, bro. >> tyler: dang it. i'm just sitting here like an idiot withoutheadphones. oh, you're writing an english paper? >> xander: yep.

>> tyler: is that for ms. bradley? >> xander: you know it. >> tyler: don't you have her next period? >> xander: yeah, that's why i gotta get itdone! >> tyler: ok. "by the waters of babylon". >> xander: babylion, yep. >> tyler: it's...it's babylon. >> xander: i say babylion.

>> tyler: babylon! >> xander: babylion. it says it right there.babylion. >> tyler: no, dude, come on. >> xander: don't mess with me bro. i justsay babylion. oh, by the way, i'm suiting up next week. >> cindy: ugh. why? >> tyler: well, come on, i do it all the time. what's the problem? >> cindy: you don't know what the weather'sgonna be like. it may not be suit weather. >> tyler: mom, i checked the weather. it'ssupposed to be sunny on tuesday.

>> cindy: ok, whatever. >> tyler: i--i checked the weather! >> cindy: what about this one? this is a goodone. >> tyler: didn't we see that not too longago? >> cindy: i guess, but... how about this one? >> tyler: you know, i record these so thatwe can watch the ones from the bottom of the list before we get to the ones at the top. >> cindy: what difference does it make?

>> tyler: because if we watch the ones thatwe just recorded, then those other ones will never get watched. >> cindy: this is just like your socks andunderwear rotation. >> tyler: rotation is important. you can't just have underwear and socks just lying around willy-nilly. there's no order to that. c'mon! hey, uh, how was the mall with faith? >> walter: it was awesome. and look!

>> tyler: what the heck is that? >> walter: i got one of faith's hairs. >> tyler: wha---ok, it's one thing to likeher hair, but to actually put it in a plastic bag andlabel it in sharpie... that's just plain creepy! >> walter: why? what the heck? >> tyler: hey! >> quinn: hey man! marvin! what's up?

>> tyler: my suit is up! 'cause, you know,it's a suit-up day-- >> quinn: right, just, just, don't ruin it. don't hurt yourself. >> mr. robbins: don't you two look dappertoday? is it a special occasion? >> tyler: it's our random suit up day. >> deandria: didn't you do that, like, everytuesday last spring? >> quinn: no, it's a random pattern. it was just, you know, every tuesday 'cause of the weather.

>> deandria: sure. >> mr. robbins: so this is an unintended pattern? >> tyler: precisely. >> quinn: there you go. >> mr. robbins: ah. let's go for an intendedpattern. let's clear our desk for the cards. >> tyler: hey, dude. hey, i wanna show yousomething. >> tyler: c-come on! >> tyler: because it's weird, and i want himto see--

i wanna see what he has to say about it. >> walter: fine. >> tyler: this man took this girl's hair,put it in a plastic bag, and labeled it in sharpie. >> quinn: well, w--i-- oh, god. i-c-'cause... i-- >> girl: that test was so frikkin hard.

>> guy: oh my god. >> tyler: so, i was talking to clinton-- >> quinn: oh, clin'on! >> tyler: yeah, and uh, we were thinking ofdoing some youtube skits together. >> quinn: really? that's cool. what kind ofskits? >> tyler: uh, well, we have a few ideas, like, what if you're trying to cancel a newspapersubscription and instead they just tried to sell you somethingelse? >> quinn: uh, yeah, i don't really know ifi'd have time for a skit like that.

i mean, i've got-- i've got mock trial, i've got choir, i'vegot theater. >> tyler: you don't have to sugarcoat it,man. >> quinn: right, right. well, maybe over break then? >> tyler: oh yeah, that's right, we got springbreak coming up. >> quinn: yeah, yeah, well, we could try toschedule something, like, what, at your house, maybe? >> tyler: uh, let's--let's ask around aboutthat.

>> quinn: ok, sounds good. >> tyler: all right. hey, do we need our book today? >> mr. richardson: yes, you need your booktoday. i told you that yesterday. >> tyler: hey, look, i can always ask that,because my locker is right there. >> mr. richardson: nice suit. special occasiontoday? >> tyler: no, it's our random suit up daythat quinn and i do. >> xander: hey man, what's up with the suit? >> tyler: don't you know what day it is?

>> xander: hump day! >> tyler: no, no, no, no! it's tuesday. man, you should know why i'm occasionallyin a suit. >> xander: like the time you wore a suit thatlanded on every tuesday? >> tyler: look, it just happened to be onevery tuesday because of the weather. >> xander: ok. oh, by the way, um, um, remember, uh, yesterdaywhen we were outside and clinton was talking about making someskits?

>> xander: actually, i wasn't with y'all yesterday. >> tyler: oh ok, well, i was talking to quinn, and i figured that uh, you know, maybe overspring break we could go to somebody's house, shoot somestuff? >> xander: you mean, like, your house or something? >> tyler: ha! no. i've known xander for, going on four-- stop! four years.

he's only been to my house once. so, i don't know, it's kinda weird having him over. >> xander: but like, whose house? >> tyler: well, see, that's what i was gonnaask around about. for example, liggett has a nice, humongoushouse. i figured we could do it there. >> xander: well what about quinn's house?

>> tyler: heh, no. i've been to quinn's house three times. uh, once was on my birthday when we were droppingeverybody off. i didn't actually go inside the house, um, it was more like just seeing the outside of the house. uh, then like a couple weeks later, we had, like, a pool party thing. uh, you know, there was pizza and some hotgirls and, uh, yeah, it was awesome.

then a few months later, uh, we, uh, filmeda vlog there. well see the thing is, if we go to his house,we run the risk of not getting anything done. >> xander: why not? >> tyler: because he'll probably be textinghis girlfriend the whole time. >> xander: what's wrong with her? >> tyler: nothing, it's just that they'reso deeply in love that he can't shut up about it. >> xander: so, practically, like, every otherweek, i think, tyler was aiming after this new girl each time.

and that's probably exaggerating a littlebit, but, eh, it never really did end well, so. and somehow, he's, like--he keeps avoidingit every time. he's able to just avoid the topic completely! seriously! well, you used to-- >> tyler: hold on, i gotta go get my textbook.

>> richard: oh god, please don't do that. >> tyler: i had this friend marcos in 8thgrade. good times. he said that phrase constantly. it just caught on. >> xander: and i still don't like it! >> tyler: haters gonna hate. >> richard: look, tyler, we're friends, right?

>> henry: or nah. >> richard: well, that doesn't matter. friend to friend, i really, i ju-- i think you need to leave the skit business behind. >> tyler: i don't have to listen to you. >> richard: look, tyler, there are billionsand billions of people-- >> tyler: b-billions and billions, really?

>> richard: billions of people in the worldmaking skits every minute of the day. and, one of them being me, >> tyler: oh, you make skits? >> richard: i do, and they're awesome. we're just--we're just better than you, and i don't want you to get hurt. >> tyler: look, many successful people havebeen underdogs. >> richard: not this time. >> henry: you know, richard is an interestingperson.

i don't even know him that well, but i, i look at him, and i'm just like-- wha-- what is wrong with this person? i hate himso much. it's like-- it's like i open a bag of chips, and, like, you know, i'm really hungry, and then it's like half full, and it's like-- what the h-- and, like, then, i get so angry, and just...

nothingcan describe it. it's like, you know, i can't-- you know, i can't-- i'm speechless for words. i can't, like, ihate this person so much, and i can't really tell him, because it's like... i don't even know what to say to him. it's like, what the h--, like... agh. >> clinton: hey, tyler? >> tyler: yeah?

>> clinton: you know how some scientists aresaying in the future there will be no race? >> tyler: yeah, i've heard that. >> clinton: well, kinda sucks for some people. >> tyler: yeah, i mean, like, half the peoplei see with any african-american descent are mixed with some other race-- >> clinton: no, no, no, no, no. our people is good. it's your people i'm worriedabout. >> tyler: wait, why? >> jesse: that's racist. >> tyler: not if he says it.

>> jesse: yeah, no, it's still racist. >> tyler: not if he says it. >> jesse: if there's a blind black guy talkingbad about black people, it's racist. >> tyler: but he's not blind. >> jesse: doesn't matter. >> tyler: of course it does, he knows he'sblack! >> jesse: no, that--ugh. whatever. >> clinton: guys, guys, i really don't care. >> tyler: well, anyway, that was funny howyou said, "our people is good."

oh, hey, what's up, man? >> xander: hey man. >> tyler: hey, so, do you wanna, like, doa skit with us? >> xander: eh... maybe. it depends, what time would it be set around? >> tyler: i mean, i don't have a set dateor anything, so... just depends. >> xander: well, i'll do it on one condition.

>> tyler: what's that? >> xander: you gotta bring me some hot pockets. >> tyler: oh, no! >> liggett: is this--is this thing on? uh, hey pilk, so i was thinking, we should use this, uh, break to film one of those skits you were talking about. >> tyler: so like at somebody's house?

uh... is he in there? >> tyler: like whose? >> liggett: i dunno... maybe mine, but i'm not sure. >> tyler: well, i could talk to quinn andxander and clinton if you want. >> liggett: yeah, okay. uh, bye.

>> cindy: oh hey, sweets. >> tyler: oh, hey. >> becky: hey, tyler. >> tyler: hello. >> cindy: uh, you usually wait until we getback to you don't have to make your own breakfast. >> tyler: i decided to mix it up a littlebit today. oh, hey, did dad tell you about the skitsi want to make with my friends? >> cindy: yes he did. >> tyler: well, i'm talking to liggett, andhe wants to do something at his house this week.

>> cindy: which day? >> i don't know. haven't decided yet. >> becky: are these skits for school? >> tyler: no, just for fun. >> becky: oh, niiice. >> cindy: just don't do anything stupid. tyler, go do the garbage! >> tyler: so, i've got this part time job.i guess you could call it that. basically what i do is i get the mail andput out the garbage and recycling bins for

an older neighbor across the street. i get paid, like, two dollars a week, butyou know, i think i need a raise. i wonder if i can get workman's comp. >> liggett: who is it? >> tyler: liggett, don't play games with melike that. >> liggett: welcome to my humble abode. >> liggett: you wanna play? >> tyler: sure. >> liggett: all right.

lemme take a seat, this'll take a while. so, it all started in preschool >> tyler: um, are-- are quinn and xander on the way? >> liggett: uh, yeah, they are. >> tyler: cool. what--

what were you thinking we woulddo for our--our skit? >> liggett: uh... pinball? that sounds goodto me. >> tyler: i'll think about it. i think that's the doorbell. hey man! hey. ben? >> liggett: yeah?

>> tyler: this door is stupid. >> liggett: you're stupid. >> tyler: no, this door is stupid. >> tyler: i'm not stupid. >> tyler: hey man, what's up? >> xander: don't you 'sup me! what took y'all so long? it's 89 degrees out there! >> tyler: i'm sorry, man. >> xander: but how ya doin? >> liggett: it's because he can't open doors.

>> tyler: it's because the door just--i don'tknow what's going on with that lock. >> tyler: anyway. >> xander: it's all right. >> liggett: so, you wanna play pinball? >> xander: uh, yeah, you like pinball? >> quinn: oh, hey guys? how's it going? >> xander: hey, quinn. >> quinn: hey, xander. >> xander: hey, uh, i've got a very importantquestion to ask you, kind of.

>> quinn: all right. >> xander: like, will you compete with mein pinball, all right? >> liggett: so, i see liggett's brainwashedyou too. >> xander: maybe, but i like it. >> quinn: ok, lemme see. lemme see. >> tyler: see that's where it all starts,man. >> xander: all right. >> tyler: first game, then you get hooked, and it leads you down this road--

it's like, it's like a gambling addiction.you just... it becomes part of your identity. you become obsessed with it, like him. >> liggett: you mad or nah? >> tyler: all right, let's get to gettin'. >> quinn: sounds good. >> liggett: ok, heh. >> tyler: so, uh, what were you thinking we'ddo for our skit? >> liggett: something about pinball.

>> tyler: we could do that, or, we could just do a video with pinball in it, or even not at all. >> quinn: yeah, i like the "not at all"idea. >> tyler: kind of make it original. >> quinn: sorry... bro? >> liggett: whatever, man! >> xander: uh, maybe we could do one basedon, like, books,

like, for example, like, the giving tree, where a tree gives to people. like, "hey, i want underwear! yeah! i want an iphone! yeah!" or, or, hold on, wait... or a tree that gives really bad advice, but somehow people actually take it. you know? >> tyler: uh-huh. >> quinn: dude, what's with you and trees?

>> xander: that's--i looked outside and gotmy ideas, okay? >> tyler: we could do something outside, iguess? >> quinn: ok, so, we're making a movie abouttrees! right? >> liggett: i still think pinball would bebetter. >> xander: ok, ok, here we go. >> quinn: just start with him >> xander: go. >> quinn: --and then pan to me.

but soft, what light through yonder window breaks, it is the east, and juliet is the sun... >> tyler: uh, you're doing it wrong. you'redoing it wrong. you're looking at your phone. you can't dothat. >> quinn: i, i--and memorize these lines? >> tyler: yeah! that's the point of acting,eh. >> xander: ok, we're good. >> tyler: well, well, well.

it's come to this. >> liggett: joke's on you. that's not loaded! >> tyler: yes it is! >> liggett: fire! >> tyler: i gotta reload! >> liggett: die, fiend! >> tyler: look who the joke's on now! >> quinn: man, look at this. they have noidea,

no structure, they're making up the plot asthey go along. there is no character development in thisskit. that is my problem with it. you know, they are flat... guys, what--what am i doing? wha--do i have a role in this skit? >> tyler: yeah, stand there. i've got two weapons now! >> liggett and tyler: you're not doing itright! what is wrong with you? oh my god!

come on! you're such a-- i told you to just stand there, and you'rejust standing there! you'll never make it in the acting career! oh my god! you're such a-- >> tyler: come on! ugh. tyler's getting upset. man, that was epic. >> quinn: yeah. especially that part where you guys just tooka giant dump on my idea and just shot each other with water guns.

i mean, you know. >> liggett: all right, it's all loaded onhere. gimme some personal space! gosh! all right, it's done rendering. should weput it on facebook first? >> tyler: no, let's just put it straight onyoutube, man. >> quinn: are you sure? i mean, it'll takea while to upload. >> tyler: yeah, but it'll be done in the morningand we can just share the link. >> liggett: uh, should we create a new channel? >> tyler: no, i've already got a channel setaside for stuff like this.

>> xander: what's it called? >> tyler: anim8orkid. >> quinn: oh, right, the beginning of youremail. genius. >> tyler: we can always change the name, though. >> liggett: you can do that? >> tyler: i think so. >> quinn: why don't we just make a new onefor group projects, right? >> liggett: i like that idea.

>> tyler, quinn: ok. >> liggett: what should we call it? >> tyler: i've got it. augustus clearwater. >> xander: oh, that's the-- >> tyler: yeah, that's it. oh my gosh, i forgot to email clinton. >> deandria: hey, i saw the video you guysmade. it was hilarious!

>> tyler: really? thanks. >> deandria: yeah, it was, like, great. itwas great. i um, i saw quinn over the weekend. >> tyler: not by himself, i'm sure. >> deandria: actually... >> deandria: he kind of broke up with hisgirlfriend. >> tyler: oh, that's terrible! finally! i could not stand to hear him goon and on and on about his perfect relationship and how everything is just going fine.

but you know, i guess i'll have to show himsome moral support. the responsibilities of being a friend. >> tyler: i just can't believe he didn't tellme. but i'm glad he didn't. >> deandria: yeah, he's kind of in a roughpatch. >> tyler: i don't doubt it. >> deandria: you know what we should do? >> tyler: um... tell him we're

sorry for his loss? >> deandria: no! we have to get him a gift! >> tyler: oh, yeah, i was gonna say that.a gift. yeah. i don't wanna get him a gift. >> deandria: and we have to show him moralsupport. >> tyler: i can do that. i can do that. >> tyler: but yeah, it's just one of those things. so, there's something we gotta do.

>> walter: what? >> tyler: well, long story short, quinn brokeup with his girlfriend. >> walter: oh really. >> tyler: yeah, we have to show him some sympathy. >> walter: but i have none for him. >> tyler: look, dude, i know no one likedit when he obsessed over this girl, but somehow she broke his heart, and i can relate to that. >> walter: oh, like you've ever had a girlfriend.

>> tyler: look, i've observed things, okay? >> walter: whatever. i don't feel like it. >> tyler: come on, you specialize in thesekinds of things, walter. >> walter: therapy? i don't think so. >> tyler: look, quinn's my friend. >> walter: you know i can't stand him and he can't stand me. he calls me waldo! well there's that, then there's his girlfriend.

i didn't think she was that annoying. i actually thought she was kinda hot. >> tyler: look, i don't want to comfort him either. i can only imagine what that's gonna be like, but it's an experience i'd prefer not to go through alone. >> walter: and you think i'm the one to help? get liggett or someone. >> tyler: liggett's not good with these things! >> walter: and you are? your logic is flawed, tyler. >> tyler: come on, the three of us have next period together! it just makes sense! >> walter: ugh, fine. but you know him better than i do.

>> tyler: thanks, walter. finally your untapped potential is being put to good use. >> walter: the potential you know i don't have. >> tyler: hey, buddy! >> quinn: hey. >> tyler: so, um, how--how was your weekend? >> walter: oh my god. >> quinn: it was, it--it was... suckish. >> tyler: you know, that's exactly the word i would use to describe it. oh, wait--

>> quinn: wait, what? how do you know? she--she told you? >> tyler: yeah. >> walter: is he crying? >> tyler: i--i think so. there, there... >> walter: what are you doing? >> tyler: i don't know what to do! >> quinn: i thought she was the one!

>> walter: oh, hecks no! >> tyler: well, there are other fish in the sea. >> quinn: the seas are dying! they're-- they're drying up and leaving nothing left but the--the tears of the heartbroken and... sand... oh, god! >> tyler: i don't even know how to respond to that. >> cole: oh, uh, hey bro, uh, sorry i heard. >> tyler: great.

>> quinn: thank you. i appreciate it. and you, tyler... with your help, i'm a free man now. >> tyler: yes, yes, let's go with that! you're free! >> quinn: i could not be any more free, except for alcohol. >> tyler: well, let's not go to extremes.

>> quinn: oh. >> lily: hey, tyler, i saw your video! >> tyler: you did? how'd you like it? >> lily: it was so hilarious. >> tyler: awesome. >> richard: i saw it too. >> tyler: nobody cares, richard. >> richard: lily, you're ugly. >> lily: shut up talking to me!

>> richard: hey tyler? >> richard: why don't we make a skit where, like, i get in a fight with lily? >> lily: hey tyler, why don't we make a skit where i punch richard in the face? >> tyler: i think one of those things can be arranged. >> xander: why do you guys keep fighting? >> lily: because he's so mean to me! >> richard: i was just asking a legitimate question. >> xander: you guys are a shame. >> richard: you guys know lily, right?

the ugly one? the little short, tiny one, really ugly, complains a lot. i p--, she's probably the worst person on earth. like, i absolutely hate her. i can't live with her. why she always has to make comments about everything that i do. it's like, you're short. if i kicked you, you would go flying, so shut up. >> lily: so, richard, he is such a jerk. i hate him so much. he's always talking about how ugly i am.

i know i'm beautiful. everybody calls me beautiful. i'm just, i think i'm fabulous. and he's always taking my phone, like, what is up with that? why is he always taking my phone? like... i hate him. >> intercom: students, please, there is, uh, there-- there is no twerking in the hallways. what the heck does that even mean? aw, crap!

>> walter: hey. so faith hugged me on saturday. >> tyler: oh, really? that's good. i'm glad. >> tyler: wait, what--what i--what is that? >> walter: it's an encylopã¦dia. >> tyler: why do you have an encyclopedia? >> walter: for drawing. >> tyler: drawing what? >> walter: structures.

>> tyler: oh my god. >> daniel: i'm sorry, walter. >> walter: no! oh nos. >> daniel: oh my-- >> crawford: aw man, what's that? >> tariq: oh my god. dude, that's a new low for you. >> crawford: i've only known walter for about seven months, but i think i know him a little too well.

i don't even know why he and tyler are friends, or even me and walter. >> tyler: i don't either. >> foster sensei: all right, i've got-- no eating in here, daniel. >> daniel: no! >> tyler: why'd you throw that? >> jesse: throw what? >> tyler: that paper ball. >> jesse: i didn't throw anything.

>> tyler: yeah you did. it had to have come from right behind me. >> jesse: how? you didn't s--you only saw it land. i-- i mean, i saw it flying across too, dude, i mean... ok. >> clinton: oh, yeah, tyler. >> clinton: i watched your-- i've seen your videos over the weekend. >> jesse: hey, uh, tyler, man, this might be weird...can i borrow a pencil? thanks, dude.

>> tyler: oh yeah, so you--so you, um, saw our video? >> clinton: it was pretty funny. >> jesse: where is that coming from, man? that's weird! i know this is frikkin strange, i know, i don't know where they're going, but, um, can i borrow another pencil? >> clinton: you know-- >> tyler: i'm out. >> jesse: you sure? >> jesse: aw, dude--

>> clinton: i think i found yours. >> jesse: sweet. >> jesse: thank you. >> tyler: oh, clinton, by the way, sor--uh... i'm gonna get you! >> jesse: what? i didn't do anything! i'm so--i--it's weird, man. i don't know. i think one of those paintings back there is doing it...i... i have no idea.

all right, just...i'm sorry. i'm not sorry, i didn't do anything! so, just continue. aw, i found a pencil! aw, chocolate. okay, yeah. thank you. >> tyler: happy birthday. >> jesse: it's my birthday? >> tyler: um, so yeah, sorry we forgot to invite you to that--that, um, one we did over the break. >> clinton: oh, that's okay. i'm more comfortable with stop motion anyway. >> jesse: hey, tyler? do you have another pencil? >> tyler: here's this one.

>> jesse: mr. berlin! >> clinton: that's okay. i'm more comfortable with stop motion anyway. >> jesse: yeah, uh, i didn't throw the pencil. i mean, i don't even know where it was coming from. okay, okay, i did. but still, it was really funny! i don't know why he was getting so mad at me. but...i mean, it was just a pencil, you know? i mean... well, no, first it was a paper ball. either way, i don't think any harm was done.

so, yeah. >> tyler: every day, it's something with jesse. and if it's not jesse, it's sri or somebody. i mean, i am tired of people at this school. i, it--si-- >> clinton: i'm gonna take those guys down on youtube. nobody ever likes my videos. but... >> jesse: here's some money for your troubles, man. >> clinton: but i spend so much time on my videos. do you know how tedious stop motion is?

i'm gonna get them back. i am going to take their viewers. >> tyler: i know, that part was great. oh, hey. >> clinton: hey.\ >> tyler: how's it going? what's--what's going on? >> clinton: oh, you know, just stuff. >> tyler: what kind of stuff? >> clinton: well, i'm kind of worried.

worried that i might strike him down too hard! >> tyler: about what? >> clinton: well, my youtube channel isn't getting enough viewers. >> tyler: well, man, i wouldn't worry about it, ‘cause, you know, we've only got, like 100 total channel views and we've just got 2 videos, so... >> clinton: but, i have more videos. how can you have more viewers than me? >> tyler: look, look, don't worry about. here--here's what i'll do. i'll promote you on my channel. that way, maybe more people will see the link, and you know, we can, uh, maybe get you more viewers.

>> clinton: hmm, that sounds like a good idea. exactly the way i planned it! oh, hey tyler. if you are seeing this, then that means my channel viewers have surpassed over yours. >> tyler: what the heck? >> clinton: while you was working on your “comedy skits”, i've been working on a plan to destroy your popularity. i challenge you to a battle of wits, my nemesis, to see who will get the victory.

i have 35 subscribers. together, we will defeat augustus clearwater. and you know what? may the best youtuber win. and you know what? it's gonna be me! hahaha! >> tyler: oh my god... >> intercom: morning, spartans. the green team will be meeting this thursday--oh, that's today! see you then, green team! >> clinton: i hate you, tyler! >> tyler: man, you don't even have to say that kind of stuff! why are you trying to take us down on youtube? >> clinton: i can't stand competition! >> tyler: that's a stupid reason. i--you don't have to take this so sorely!

>> clinton: look, i'm trying to build something here, like a career. you're an artist. you should know that. >> tyler: i do, but you're taking it way too far. >> clinton: i'll get you next time tyler! i'll get you! all part of the plan! >> richard: hey tyler! >> tyler: what were you doing on the ground? >> richard: i don't know, slacking off, i guess. >> richard: so, i heard about your films are getting pretty popular.

>> tyler: what's it to you? >> richard: i don't know, i-- >> my: hey, tyler, nice video! >> tyler: thanks! >> richard: hey, my. so, what, i mean, when am i gonna be in one? >> tyler: man, i don't know... >> tyler: you're kind of a buzzkill to everybody when you're around. >> richard: buzzkill?

>> itthipoaln: hey, tyler. >> tyler: hey, what's up, man? i haven't seen you in a while. >> itthipoaln: me either. i've seen your new videos. really nice. >> richard: hey, itthipoaln. >> itthipoaln: hey, richard... >> richard: see, i'm fun. >> tyler: that's a different kind of fun. >> richard: what's with everyone today, man? >> tyler: i don't know, but you seem like you're being way more annoying than usual.

maybe that has something to do with it. >> richard: i'm just trying to be friendly. >> tyler: you're not doing a very good job. >> richard: look, man, i have friends. internet friends. >> tyler: if only that were true. >> richard: seriously, it's legit. >> richard: so you never answered my question. >> tyler: about the skits? >> richard: yeah.

>> tyler: yeah, i did, i said i'd think about it. >> richard: well, i don't know, maybe we could film it at my house one day? >> tyler: i've never been to your house, and i'd like to keep it that way. what is it like having you as a son? you just, like, always grounded or something? >> richard: naw dude, my parents, they don't care. they're just like, whatever. >> tyler: yeah, i can see where you get that attitude from. >> richard: see ya, man. >> tyler: yeah, looking forward to it. man, you are not gonna believe what just happened.

>> walter: what happened? >> tyler: clinton started to go all ballistic on me, saying he was gonna take me down on youtube! >> walter: take you down? how? >> tyler: i don't know. he's just gonna embarrass himself on the internet. it's--it's terrible. >> walter: oh well. people do that every day. >> tyler: true enough, but we both know this guy. he's always been calm and stuff. it's just like he's made this transformation. i don't know who he is anymore. >> henry: so, what are you guys talking about?

>> tyler: my friend clinton. heh, more like my fiend clinton. he's challenged me to a digital duel on youtube. it's stupid. >> walter: did he threaten you or anything like that? >> tyler: no, he just made a bunch of empty promises that don't sound like he's gonna follow up on. ugh, god, i don't--i don't even know. >> henry: it could be the ultimate prank. >> walter: you should make a video response saying you're going to take him down and stuff. >> tyler: i'm not gonna stoop to his level. >> walter: are you asking me for help or something?

>> henry: um, look, that's what i was gonna say. i don't even know the dude, so just leave me out of this. >> tyler: thanks a lot, henry. >> henry: like, i've been, like, involved in your affairs enough as it is. i don't-- i can't handle this anymore. >> walter: so are you gonna answer my question? >> tyler: i'm tired of answering questions. and you know what else happened? i was talking to richard-- >> walter: you mean that guy nobody likes?

>> tyler: yeah, him. i think he was hitting on people. >> walter: wait, what? >> tyler: i don't know what to think about half the kids at this school. i mean, you're the epitome of weird, but people like clinton-- he's just deranged. i--i don't know. >> lily: so did he, like, threaten you? >> tyler: no, why does everybody keep saying that?

he just said he was gonna take me down or something, i don't know. >> lily: like, how? >> richard: hey, lily? >> lily: what? >> richard: can you shut up? >> lily: you shut up! >> richard: i'm gonna hit you. >> lily: you wouldn't. >> richard: yes i would!

>> lily: no you wouldn't, i hate you! >> richard: i hate you too! >> xander: guys! i hate both of y'all. now shut up! >> tyler: why are you always fighting like this? >> richard: ‘cause she's so ugly! >> lily: you're mean! >> [o.s.]: can you guys shut up? >> lily: no! richard's being mean to me!

>> richard: she's being such a girl! >> lily: i am a girl! >> xander: aw, snap! >> tyler: wait... >> xander: daaang! i mean, he had it coming, so... >> xander: yeah, and i wouldn't have expected, like, lily to do something like that. i mean, like he just said, he had it coming. but i don't really know anyone who takes the time to slap a woman that's two-thirds your size.

like, richard must be a playa or something, ‘cause that's the only kind of guy i know that does that. unless he's just, like, really angry. but i don't think richard's really that angry. he's alright, i don't know. richard's a confusing guy. anyone can say that. >> tyler: yes, yes, and so are you. >> richard: i'm calm. i'm calm. i'm gonna ki--i'm gonna kill her!

it's allergies. it's just allergies. >> tyler: aw, man, you are not gonna believe what just happened last period. >> walter: did somebody die? >> tyler: no. almost. lily just, like, slapped richard across the face. >> tyler: she was like--just...smack! and he had a mark. >> walter: why did she hit him? >> tyler: he just pushed her too far. he does it with everybody.

i mean, i've--i've felt like slapping him a few times. >> walter: man, that's sad. >> tyler: yeah, but you know what's even more troubling, though? this--this thing with clinton. i don't know what do to. >> walter: you should just destroy him! take him down like he said he would take you down. >> tyler: i--i'm not gonna do that. i'm not gonna do anything that might get me in trouble or-- or offend somebody. >> walter: well, maybe you should just ignore him. >> tyler: that's what started this whole thing!

you know what? it needs to be addressed. i'm gonna get--i'm gonna get ben and xander and quinn, and we're gonna do something about this. >> walter: well, why didn't you just think through that already? >> tyler: i'm glad i just thought about that! we're going to--i'm gonna do it. >> jesse: what is wrong with you guys? >> tyler: this man has the audacity to challenge me to a digital duel on the largest video sharing site in the world. >> clinton: and this man can't stand a little friendly competition! >> tyler: friendly competition? you said you were gonna take me down in a battle to the death!

>> clinton: i never said death! >> jesse: both of you ladies just need to be quiet, all right? >> tyler: well, what do you suggest we do? >> jesse: contest. >> tyler: contest? >> jesse: yeah. >> clinton: you mean like the one on that show about nothing? >> jesse: no, i mean, both of you could, like, i dunno, maybe, um... series of videos and then people could vote on it and see which one's better.

like, friendly competition. so, i mean, that way, there could be a clear winner. >> clinton: hmm...interesting...i like it. >> tyler: challenge accepted. >> jesse: you know, i'm just not feeling the whole tyler and clinton thing. personally, to me, i feel like it's just gonna, like, it's all gonna go down the drain. but they're friends and they should stay friends, and i don't really know why this video-- this whole youtube thing's tearing them apart. but...

yeah, they're...i dunno. i think it's a good idea that they should work it out properly. heh, or nah! >> tyler: you can't cover that up, that's a safety protocol! man, who put the tape on this upside down? >> walter: always gotta chastise me! >> mr. richardson: it's late, you know. you can't hand me this stuff.

>> jesse: just pass these out to the class. thanks, mr. richardson! >> mr. richardson: yeah, have a good weekend. >> tyler: hey, good job with the signs! >> xander: you know, it probably really is going down. >> richard: sup. did you take my signs down? >> xander: these are yours? >> tyler: well, well, well, if it isn't clinton taylor. >> liggett: or should we say clinton failure!

>> tyler: li--liggett, don't overkill. >> clinton: the contest is coming to a close. it's almost time for the people to vote. >> tyler: you know, if we could just take a short break from the competition for a second, i'd like to say that i'm really impressed with what you've been able to pull off by yourself. i mean, it's four against one, and you managed to pull through. >> clinton: well, i haven't been... alone. >> richard: huzzah! >> liggett: richard?

>> tyler: what? what the heck? >> clinton: this kind sir helped me accomplish what i need to accomplish. >> tyler: but...but...how can this be? you t--you two don't even know each other! >> richard: au contraire! >> clinton: remember that day we were outside? >> richard: let's just say there was some subliminal messaging going on, and this man partnered up with moi. >> tyler: why are you saying random words in french? you're mexican!

>> clinton: hey! don't bring race into this! who said you have the authority to talk about what language people should speak? >> tyler: this is absurd. stupid s'mores. “you take the chocolate and rub it all over your body--” what an idiot. >> ligget: wait a minute, this whole contest thing started just two months ago. how did you-- >> jesse: ‘sup weirdos!

>> liggett: jesse!? >> jesse: wait, hold on, i got a text message. i'm so--i'm so sorry. >> jesse: heh heh, all right. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. so, turns out, i'm the mutual connection between clinton and richard. >> tyler: how...i...i thought you were on our side. >> jesse: me? work with you? i would never do that! you're ridiculous! >> tyler: but the fliers...

>> jesse: so? >> liggett: this madness has to stop! look at us, look at the lot of us. we're standing here arguing about youtube videos and contests and who's on whose side. we're in high school! they worst we should be worrying about are exams and tests. >> tyler: you--you know, liggett has a point. wha--this is stupid! why are we doing this? i mean, you know, we've gotten some pretty sweet videos out of the deal, right? >> jesse: yeah, okay. >> tyler: i--i call a truce.

>> clinton: truce. >> tyler: my neighbor's paying me to, uh, take care of her house while she's out of town. so, yeah, i'm just here, you know, feeding her cat and her parrot and everything, just... just chillin'. you know, one of the perks of, uh, being home during the summer is that i get to stay here and house sit at a house with a pool. you know, it's... pretty awesome. i said early on in the school year that i could just taste the summer. i could just taste it, it was so close.

and now it's here. everything that i've gone through with clinton and--and everybody just seems like it's from another century almost. it's all good now. i'm carefree. >> liggett: so there i was. i was--sweat pouring down my face. it was tied--it was tied. literally tied. we were down to the one point. i was doing one move, he was like,

no, i'm gonna beat you! and i was like hecks naw! i can't let this happen. i can't ruin my reputation. so, i just--one last--i just nudged it, and it was like, bang, hit the bumper, bounced off in the kickout hole. i was like, yes, yes! bonus! i win! and i got first place, and obviously this is wrong, because it says second, but i got first place in texas state championship, yes!

>> xander: yeah, got that job at kroger. it's not much, i mean... it's like seeing a guy work at mcdonald's or something. and hopefully i don't wanna come across a person like hank hill, like, judging me on how bad i bag. as if i'm in megalo or something. i mean, i'm proud to know that i have a job. i'm--i just turned sixteen.

it's--it's in the summer, baby! i got my job now! i'm making that money! even if it's on a low scale thing! but, you know, it's something. i mean, they got me bagging every day. i don't like that. i mean, every now and then, i gotta be like, “hey, how ya doin'? oh yeah!

oh, little susie, aw! you do good in school now!” but...i hate it. a little bit. just a little bit. i mean, i like the air conditioning, and there's a lot of flowers, and there's this hot asian woman who sells those flowers. and then, there's a sushi bar that i can go to for lunch at the kroger! now, if that's not screaming, “boy, you better stay there.” i guess, you know, like, a little discount, but i'm saying, it's...

it's a good opportunity. good start for me. not much, but it's something. i wanted to work at this malco down the street so i could be like, hey, xander, you saw that, you saw that michael bay lion--uh, thundercat movie? you saw that thundercat movie? and, you know... i could be, like, yeah, i saw it four, five...

twenty times. it sucked each time. i just wanna emphasize it. but nah, kroger. >> jesse: you know, i'm really glad we did this. like, i don't know what it is, but it's--it's really nice out here. >> liggett: yeah, great day to be on a date, huh?